Trump's burn of the Colorado Springs fire dept. came right after they rescued him

(Washington Post)

Trump's burn of the Colorado Springs fire dept. came right after they rescued him = "Sorry, figure he's firm Democrat supporter. He can't be trusted, in fact. God help him."

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Why Trump is campaigning in blue states

(CNN)

Why Trump is campaigning in blue states = Republicans might tempt us in a swaying

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Donald Trump Threatens To Hit Democratic Convention Speakers "So Hard Their Heads Would Spin"

(Huffington Post)

Trump: "I mean, the things that were said about me, I was going to hit a number of those speakers so hard their heads would spin, they'd never recover!" = I hear he's tough, with a suit of armor. Hardly! He worries about DNC guests making shared viewpoints. He doesn't have temperament to be President!

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Scientists find new antibiotic in the human nose

(Washington Post)

Scientists find new antibiotic in the human nose = as the men want infection-inhibited sinus tonics

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Computer Systems Used by Clinton Campaign Are Said to Be Hacked, Apparently by Russians

(The New York Times)

Computer systems used by Clinton campaign are said to be hacked, apparently by Russians = Cynics may say dishonest Republican Trump probably asked Putin to screen message data

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Hillary Clinton has a huge lead over Donald Trump in one of the most consequential swing states

(Business Insider)

Hillary Clinton has a huge lead over Donald Trump in one of the most consequential swing states = Pennsylvania is firm: don't let the squalid orange con man close to the White House grounds at all!

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The worst might be yet to come with the DNC email hack

(Business Insider)

Hillary Rodham Clinton, the Democrat nominee, will be elected as President, and she will soon become our first f***** President of the United States.
=
She's now rallied on, bound to step in a term...or not. No, I find it's not correct. First, why didn't I call her "female"? Simple. Because she deleted the "emale".

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Hillary Clinton: 'The sky's the limit'

(CNN)

Hillary Clinton: 'The sky's the limit' = Then I'll likely hit on mythic stars

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End of the World: Armageddon by Polar Shift to Begin July 29, Says Doomsday Group

(The Inquisitr)

Another polar shift was predicted today = Catastrophe on Friday - the world dies. Apt!

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End Of The World 2016: July 29 Is Done -- Why Are We Still Here?

(Morning Ledger)

The world we live in = It will end, however.

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Trump and the Hack

(The Wall Street Journal)

"Russia, if you're listening, I hope you're able to find the thirty-thousand emails that are missing." = Yes, Donald Trump is a slime-y orange-hair thief, but in this situation here, he is guilty of treason!

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Icons: In bed with Kim and Kanye

(Harper's BAZAAR)

Harper's BAZAAR icons Kim Kardashian and Kanye West = A radiant bride? She's a skank! He raps. A crazy man, I know.

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Hillary Clinton Named First Female Presidential Nominee of a Major Party

(Time)

A female Democratic Presidential nominee = Leader to define special moment in America

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Islamic State says militant "soldiers" carried out Normandy church attack

(Washington Post)

Daesh militant Adel Kermiche ~ had hate, came, killed minister

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Conventions giving us best political drama in decades

(The Hill)

Conventions giving us best political drama in decades = Nominating act divides Republicans; selects avid goon

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Democrats Struggle for Unity on First Day of Convention

(The New York Times)

The Democratic National Convention = Chaotic - control not even maintained!

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Gladiators are banned from Rome

(MSN)

Gladiators are banned from Rome = Romans forbid drama, negate role

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Koala pole dancer

(mental_floss)

Koala pole dancer ~ can do a polka, reel

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Pavarotti Widow Tells Trump to Stop Using 'Nessun Dorma' in Campaign

(NBC News)

The widow of Pavarotti: "Please stop using 'Nessun Dorma' for your campaign!" = Woeful towhead Trump adopts a very stunning messianic aria for GOP. Oops!

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Tim Kaine: Everything You Need to Know

(ABC News)

Virginia Senator Timothy Michael Kaine = I hear I may have girl's nomination ticket

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