Donald Trump and his followers could destroy America even if he loses

(Quartz)

Donald Trump and his followers could destroy America even if he loses = Cult of one power-mad, dreadful as devilish, slithery demon loon, scares!

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Can the Green Party Win With "Jill, Not Hill"?

(Politico)

The Green Party's nominee, Doctor Jill Stein = Still rejecting either? Not any person? Do ME!

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Clinton mistakenly refers to Trump as her "husband"

(New York Post)

Clinton mistakenly refers to Trump as her "husband" = And this fun ancestry report must make Bill...her son?

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George Zimmerman Gets Face SMASHED Inside Restaurant After Bragging About Killing Trayvon

(Bipartisan Report)

George Zimmerman Gets Face SMASHED Inside Restaurant After Bragging About Killing Trayvon = Smug mistake triggers anger: man beats other man in angry feud. "bravo," said citizen, "forget legal".

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Trump: 'Get That Baby Out Of Here'

(National Public Radio)

Donald Trump Asked That A Mother Take Her Crying Baby Out Of His Rally = Security had nearly grabbed at, shook, and kept HIM out from that rally.

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Sorry, Republicans. It's too late to withdraw your Donald Trump endorsements

(Chicago Tribune)

Sorry, Republicans. It's too late to withdraw your Donald Trump endorsements = Sour row, and worst: The Mussolini-type turd's a deplorably rotten demonic rat!

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Clinton allies uses Republican words against Trump

(Washington Post)

Clinton allies uses Republican words against Trump = So sad...but linguistics err in a tall newspaper column!
[The newspaper headline says "allies uses"]

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Trump: Clinton is a 'pathological liar'

(Politico)

Trump: Clinton is a 'pathological liar' = Complaining a lot: "Ah, it is all corrupt!"

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LeBron James motivated by desire to be best ever

(ESPN)

LeBron James motivated by desire to be best ever = See, I moved to be brave. Bless Jordan, yet I'm better.

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Pope Francis picks Lionel Messi over Maradona and Pele as best player ever

(CBS Sports)

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Pope Francis's greatest soccer player of all time = So can Il Papa err: elects Messi, forgot crafty Pelé

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Donald Trump Started A National Debate When He Chose KFC Over Popeyes

(Daily Caller)

Donald Trump eats a piece of Kentucky Fried Chicken's food = Odd...see, old rich man opened a KFC cup, yet a knife & fork cuts it.

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US election: Donald Trump warns vote could be 'rigged'

(BBC)

Trump warns this presidential election could be 'rigged' ~ because Mr 'Retarded Child' isn't going to win. Peril lets up.

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While Khan talks peace, Trump tweets against him

(CNN)

While Khan talks peace, Trump tweets against him = Muslims get that he likes war. Weak! It can't happen!

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McDonald's Just Made A Big Change to Its Chicken McNuggets

(Fortune)

A McDonald's Chicken Nuggets meal = Ends munching a cold leg...a Mc-stake.

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The essential Olympic Games planner for Rio 2016

(The Guardian)

The Rio Olympic Games = Simply heroic...go, team!

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Trump's burn of the Colorado Springs fire dept. came right after they rescued him

(Washington Post)

Trump's burn of the Colorado Springs fire dept. came right after they rescued him = "Sorry, figure he's firm Democrat supporter. He can't be trusted, in fact. God help him."

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Why Trump is campaigning in blue states

(CNN)

Why Trump is campaigning in blue states = Republicans might tempt us in a swaying

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Donald Trump Threatens To Hit Democratic Convention Speakers "So Hard Their Heads Would Spin"

(Huffington Post)

Trump: "I mean, the things that were said about me, I was going to hit a number of those speakers so hard their heads would spin, they'd never recover!" = I hear he's tough, with a suit of armor. Hardly! He worries about DNC guests making shared viewpoints. He doesn't have temperament to be President!

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Scientists find new antibiotic in the human nose

(Washington Post)

Scientists find new antibiotic in the human nose = as the men want infection-inhibited sinus tonics

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Computer Systems Used by Clinton Campaign Are Said to Be Hacked, Apparently by Russians

(The New York Times)

Computer systems used by Clinton campaign are said to be hacked, apparently by Russians = Cynics may say dishonest Republican Trump probably asked Putin to screen message data

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