Nuclear biscuits and footballs: How the president launches an atomic bomb

(CNN)

The Nuclear Football = A clear button of Hell = Battle launcher, fool! = Then, a call of trouble

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Celebrated Brazil plastic surgeon Ivo Pitanguy dies at 93

(BBC)

Internationally recognised South American Professor Ivo Helcio Jardim de Campos Pitanguy = Is a pity that a long-lived plastic surgeon icon from Rio de Janeiro perishes. Many mourn ace doc.

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Japan's Emperor Akihito to address abdication reports

(Al Jazeera)

The Reigning Emperor, Akihito = Ah, I hope I'm retiring. OK, Regent?

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Pete Fountain, jazz clarinetist, dead at 86

(CBS News)

Pete Fountain ~ put a fine note

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Donald Trump and his followers could destroy America even if he loses

(Quartz)

Donald Trump and his followers could destroy America even if he loses = Cult of one power-mad, dreadful as devilish, slithery demon loon, scares!

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Can the Green Party Win With "Jill, Not Hill"?

(Politico)

The Green Party's nominee, Doctor Jill Stein = Still rejecting either? Not any person? Do ME!

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Clinton mistakenly refers to Trump as her "husband"

(New York Post)

Clinton mistakenly refers to Trump as her "husband" = And this fun ancestry report must make Bill...her son?

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George Zimmerman Gets Face SMASHED Inside Restaurant After Bragging About Killing Trayvon

(Bipartisan Report)

George Zimmerman Gets Face SMASHED Inside Restaurant After Bragging About Killing Trayvon = Smug mistake triggers anger: man beats other man in angry feud. "bravo," said citizen, "forget legal".

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Trump: 'Get That Baby Out Of Here'

(National Public Radio)

Donald Trump Asked That A Mother Take Her Crying Baby Out Of His Rally = Security had nearly grabbed at, shook, and kept HIM out from that rally.

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Sorry, Republicans. It's too late to withdraw your Donald Trump endorsements

(Chicago Tribune)

Sorry, Republicans. It's too late to withdraw your Donald Trump endorsements = Sour row, and worst: The Mussolini-type turd's a deplorably rotten demonic rat!

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Clinton allies uses Republican words against Trump

(Washington Post)

Clinton allies uses Republican words against Trump = So sad...but linguistics err in a tall newspaper column!
[The newspaper headline says "allies uses"]

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Trump: Clinton is a 'pathological liar'

(Politico)

Trump: Clinton is a 'pathological liar' = Complaining a lot: "Ah, it is all corrupt!"

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LeBron James motivated by desire to be best ever

(ESPN)

LeBron James motivated by desire to be best ever = See, I moved to be brave. Bless Jordan, yet I'm better.

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Pope Francis picks Lionel Messi over Maradona and Pele as best player ever

(CBS Sports)

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Pope Francis's greatest soccer player of all time = So can Il Papa err: elects Messi, forgot crafty Pelé

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Donald Trump Started A National Debate When He Chose KFC Over Popeyes

(Daily Caller)

Donald Trump eats a piece of Kentucky Fried Chicken's food = Odd...see, old rich man opened a KFC cup, yet a knife & fork cuts it.

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US election: Donald Trump warns vote could be 'rigged'

(BBC)

Trump warns this presidential election could be 'rigged' ~ because Mr 'Retarded Child' isn't going to win. Peril lets up.

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While Khan talks peace, Trump tweets against him

(CNN)

While Khan talks peace, Trump tweets against him = Muslims get that he likes war. Weak! It can't happen!

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McDonald's Just Made A Big Change to Its Chicken McNuggets

(Fortune)

A McDonald's Chicken Nuggets meal = Ends munching a cold leg...a Mc-stake.

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The essential Olympic Games planner for Rio 2016

(The Guardian)

The Rio Olympic Games = Simply heroic...go, team!

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Trump's burn of the Colorado Springs fire dept. came right after they rescued him

(Washington Post)

Trump's burn of the Colorado Springs fire dept. came right after they rescued him = "Sorry, figure he's firm Democrat supporter. He can't be trusted, in fact. God help him."

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