Donald Trump Might Be In Real Trouble This Time

(National Public Radio)

Donald Trump Might Be In Real Trouble This Time = Him, a dumb troll, might not be presidential. True?

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Phelps Laughs During Anthem a and It's OK

(US News & World Report)

Michael Phelps Laughed During the National Anthem - and It's OK = And there I am, thinking, "Ah, complete Hell! Douglas' hands ain't up!"

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Simone Biles' Balance Beam Performance in Team Finals Was Excellent

(Heavy)

The champion gymnast Simone Arianne Biles = On thin beams in arenas in the Olympic Games

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As voters talk, the collapse of Trump's support becomes clearly audible

(Los Angeles Times)

As voters talk, the collapse of Trump's support becomes clearly audible = Of crude base rats, poll plummet tells a lot about a perverse sick psycho

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Donald Trump is an 'abusive braggart' unfit to lead our Armed Forces

(Seattle Times)

Donald Trump is an 'abusive braggart' unfit to lead our Armed Forces = Putrid rabble-rousing egomaniac fraud's a mad Adolf, NEVER to trust!

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Trump, NRA form tight alliance

(The Hill)

Trump, NRA form tight alliance = "Criminal gun threat" platform

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Why Trump Is Moaning About the Debates

(Slate.com)

Why Trump Is Moaning About the Debates = Maybe, that grump is about "he doesn't win"!

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Here's Donald Trump Giving an Economics Speech and--Wait, Did He Just Say "Titties"?

(GQ)

Here's Donald Trump Giving an Economics Speech and--Wait, Did He Just Say "Titties"? = He is addicted, having saw cool jugs dance in Trumpp's in Detroit. (Yes, it's the name.)

Trumpp's is a real gentlemen's club in the city where he spoke

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It Has Been 17 Months and Counting Since Donald Trump Last Took Off His Jacket, According to My Research

(Gawker)

It Has Been Seventeen Months and Counting Since Donald Trump Last Took Off His Jacket, According to My Research
=
* Had jacket for months - since March a year going
* Not naked in coitus (damn sheets!)
* Bulletproof vest isn't connected

It had been March 2015 when we last saw him without a jacket, a Trump biography said Marla hadn't even saw him naked during sex, and the theory of it being because of the bulletproof vest he supposedly wears doesn't hold water.

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Anti-Trump Republican Evan McMullin to launch independent bid for presidency

(Politico)

Anti-Trump Republican Evan McMullin to launch independent bid for presidency = I'll bump up minor brand influence and prevent Trump's candidacy in the election

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Why Victoria's Secret Won't Be Mailing Out Any More Catalogs

(Adweek)

Why Victoria's Secret won't be mailing out its catalog = To most, it was celebrating vulgarity. Now it's a choice!

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Nuclear biscuits and footballs: How the president launches an atomic bomb

(CNN)

The Nuclear Football = A clear button of Hell = Battle launcher, fool! = Then, a call of trouble

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Celebrated Brazil plastic surgeon Ivo Pitanguy dies at 93

(BBC)

Internationally recognised South American Professor Ivo Helcio Jardim de Campos Pitanguy = Is a pity that a long-lived plastic surgeon icon from Rio de Janeiro perishes. Many mourn ace doc.

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Japan's Emperor Akihito to address abdication reports

(Al Jazeera)

The Reigning Emperor, Akihito = Ah, I hope I'm retiring. OK, Regent?

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Pete Fountain, jazz clarinetist, dead at 86

(CBS News)

Pete Fountain ~ put a fine note

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Donald Trump and his followers could destroy America even if he loses

(Quartz)

Donald Trump and his followers could destroy America even if he loses = Cult of one power-mad, dreadful as devilish, slithery demon loon, scares!

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Can the Green Party Win With "Jill, Not Hill"?

(Politico)

The Green Party's nominee, Doctor Jill Stein = Still rejecting either? Not any person? Do ME!

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Clinton mistakenly refers to Trump as her "husband"

(New York Post)

Clinton mistakenly refers to Trump as her "husband" = And this fun ancestry report must make Bill...her son?

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George Zimmerman Gets Face SMASHED Inside Restaurant After Bragging About Killing Trayvon

(Bipartisan Report)

George Zimmerman Gets Face SMASHED Inside Restaurant After Bragging About Killing Trayvon = Smug mistake triggers anger: man beats other man in angry feud. "bravo," said citizen, "forget legal".

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Trump: 'Get That Baby Out Of Here'

(National Public Radio)

Donald Trump Asked That A Mother Take Her Crying Baby Out Of His Rally = Security had nearly grabbed at, shook, and kept HIM out from that rally.

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