Justin Gatlin Loses Gold to Usain Bolt By .08 Seconds

(BET)

Justin Gatlin (second) had a material problem ~ The Jamaican gold medal sprinter Usain Bolt

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US Swimmer Ryan Lochte Robbed at Gunpoint in Brazil

(NBC News)

US Swimmer Ryan Lochte Robbed at Gunpoint in Brazil = Dumb, bizarre nuts grab this one Olympic winner a lot

Anagram: Josiah Winslow
Photo: The USO

Trump's campaign continues to blame 'disgusting and corrupt' media

(Washington Post)

Trump's campaign continues to blame 'disgusting and corrupt' media = But, admit, cunning malicious grim rat Trump, depends on scapegoats!

Anagram: Maurice Goddard
Image: Lws & Clrk

After the Games, Rio's Stadiums Won't Rot -- They'll Transform

(Wired)

After the Games, Rio's Stadiums Won't Rot -- They'll Transform =Hosts teams; try modular re-integrations from what's left

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Photo: Mark_JH

Milwaukee reeling after deadly police shooting

(CNN)

Milwaukee reeling after deadly police shooting = We see report today, killing claimed a life. Enough!

Anagram: Josiah Winslow
Photo: Tiocfaidh ár lá 1916

Hillary Clinton and Tim Kaine Show New Tax Returns, Pressuring Donald Trump

(The New York Times)

Hillary Clinton and Tim Kaine Show New Tax Returns, Pressuring Donald Trump = Darn risks grow: Trump was reluctant & didn't turn in. I'll explain: he has no money!

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Image: Mike Licht

Trump predicts winning the presidency will get him into heaven

(Politico)

Trump predicts winning the presidency will get him into heaven = Power-hungry manic nit's the Devil in his wild tempting pretence!

Anagram: Maurice Goddard
Image: IoSonoUnaFotoCamera

Donald Trump Might Be In Real Trouble This Time

(National Public Radio)

Donald Trump Might Be In Real Trouble This Time = Him, a dumb troll, might not be presidential. True?

Anagram: Josiah Winslow
Image: IoSonoUnaFotoCamera

Phelps Laughs During Anthem a and It's OK

(US News & World Report)

Michael Phelps Laughed During the National Anthem - and It's OK = And there I am, thinking, "Ah, complete Hell! Douglas' hands ain't up!"

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Simone Biles' Balance Beam Performance in Team Finals Was Excellent

(Heavy)

The champion gymnast Simone Arianne Biles = On thin beams in arenas in the Olympic Games

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Photo: Agência Brasil Fotografias

As voters talk, the collapse of Trump's support becomes clearly audible

(Los Angeles Times)

As voters talk, the collapse of Trump's support becomes clearly audible = Of crude base rats, poll plummet tells a lot about a perverse sick psycho

Anagram: Maurice Goddard, Image: A.Davey

Donald Trump is an 'abusive braggart' unfit to lead our Armed Forces

(Seattle Times)

Donald Trump is an 'abusive braggart' unfit to lead our Armed Forces = Putrid rabble-rousing egomaniac fraud's a mad Adolf, NEVER to trust!

Anagram: Maurice Goddard, Illustration: Chris Piascik

Trump, NRA form tight alliance

(The Hill)

Trump, NRA form tight alliance = "Criminal gun threat" platform

Anagram: Josiah Winslow, Image: H. Michael Karshis

Why Trump Is Moaning About the Debates

(Slate.com)

Why Trump Is Moaning About the Debates = Maybe, that grump is about "he doesn't win"!

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Here's Donald Trump Giving an Economics Speech and--Wait, Did He Just Say "Titties"?

(GQ)

Here's Donald Trump Giving an Economics Speech and--Wait, Did He Just Say "Titties"? = He is addicted, having saw cool jugs dance in Trumpp's in Detroit. (Yes, it's the name.)

Trumpp's is a real gentlemen's club in the city where he spoke

Anagram: Josiah Winslow

It Has Been 17 Months and Counting Since Donald Trump Last Took Off His Jacket, According to My Research

(Gawker)

It Has Been Seventeen Months and Counting Since Donald Trump Last Took Off His Jacket, According to My Research
=
* Had jacket for months - since March a year going
* Not naked in coitus (damn sheets!)
* Bulletproof vest isn't connected

It had been March 2015 when we last saw him without a jacket, a Trump biography said Marla hadn't even saw him naked during sex, and the theory of it being because of the bulletproof vest he supposedly wears doesn't hold water.

Anagram: Josiah Winslow, Photo: Steve Jurvetson

Anti-Trump Republican Evan McMullin to launch independent bid for presidency

(Politico)

Anti-Trump Republican Evan McMullin to launch independent bid for presidency = I'll bump up minor brand influence and prevent Trump's candidacy in the election

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Why Victoria's Secret Won't Be Mailing Out Any More Catalogs

(Adweek)

Why Victoria's Secret won't be mailing out its catalog = To most, it was celebrating vulgarity. Now it's a choice!

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Nuclear biscuits and footballs: How the president launches an atomic bomb

(CNN)

The Nuclear Football = A clear button of Hell = Battle launcher, fool! = Then, a call of trouble

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Celebrated Brazil plastic surgeon Ivo Pitanguy dies at 93

(BBC)

Internationally recognised South American Professor Ivo Helcio Jardim de Campos Pitanguy = Is a pity that a long-lived plastic surgeon icon from Rio de Janeiro perishes. Many mourn ace doc.

Anagram: Julian Lofts