Trump Taunts the Clintons: I'm Glad Monica Kept the Blue Dress

Trump Taunts the Clintons: I'm Glad Monica Kept the Blue Dress = Trump must be stinkard to call up the semen-stained clothing!

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Donald Trump's top spokeswoman, Katrina Pierson, is saying some very strange things

(Washington Post)

Donald Trump's spokeswoman Katrina Pierson = Most remarks sound plain...appears I don't know!

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Image: Micah Stone

Eatery selling "Black Olives Matter" shirts

(MSN)

Paisano's Eatery selling "Black Olives Matter" shirts = Hot samples sell. Is it brainless? Tacky? Or vegetarian?

Anagram: Russ Atkinson

'Black Olives Matter' shirts = Bistro vests a killer match

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Trump Urges Supporters To Police The Polls On Election Day

(Daily Caller)

Trump Urges Supporters To Police The Polls On Election Day = I suspect uncontrolled people got to purposely arrest *him*!

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Illustration: DonkeyHotey

It's damn-near impossible to make sense of Donald Trump's many mixed messages these days

(Washington Post)

It's damn-near impossible to make sense of Donald Trump's many mixed messages these days = A madman! Extreme's noisiest named ass spits loads of immensely gross empty-headed bunk!

Anagram: Maurice Goddard
Image: thetortmaster

Justin Gatlin Loses Gold to Usain Bolt By .08 Seconds

(BET)

Justin Gatlin (second) had a material problem ~ The Jamaican gold medal sprinter Usain Bolt

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US Swimmer Ryan Lochte Robbed at Gunpoint in Brazil

(NBC News)

US Swimmer Ryan Lochte Robbed at Gunpoint in Brazil = Dumb, bizarre nuts grab this one Olympic winner a lot

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Photo: The USO

Trump's campaign continues to blame 'disgusting and corrupt' media

(Washington Post)

Trump's campaign continues to blame 'disgusting and corrupt' media = But, admit, cunning malicious grim rat Trump, depends on scapegoats!

Anagram: Maurice Goddard
Image: Lws & Clrk

After the Games, Rio's Stadiums Won't Rot -- They'll Transform

(Wired)

After the Games, Rio's Stadiums Won't Rot -- They'll Transform =Hosts teams; try modular re-integrations from what's left

Anagram: Chris Davis
Photo: Mark_JH

Milwaukee reeling after deadly police shooting

(CNN)

Milwaukee reeling after deadly police shooting = We see report today, killing claimed a life. Enough!

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Photo: Tiocfaidh ár lá 1916

Hillary Clinton and Tim Kaine Show New Tax Returns, Pressuring Donald Trump

(The New York Times)

Hillary Clinton and Tim Kaine Show New Tax Returns, Pressuring Donald Trump = Darn risks grow: Trump was reluctant & didn't turn in. I'll explain: he has no money!

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Image: Mike Licht

Trump predicts winning the presidency will get him into heaven

(Politico)

Trump predicts winning the presidency will get him into heaven = Power-hungry manic nit's the Devil in his wild tempting pretence!

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Image: IoSonoUnaFotoCamera

Donald Trump Might Be In Real Trouble This Time

(National Public Radio)

Donald Trump Might Be In Real Trouble This Time = Him, a dumb troll, might not be presidential. True?

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Image: IoSonoUnaFotoCamera

Phelps Laughs During Anthem a and It's OK

(US News & World Report)

Michael Phelps Laughed During the National Anthem - and It's OK = And there I am, thinking, "Ah, complete Hell! Douglas' hands ain't up!"

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Simone Biles' Balance Beam Performance in Team Finals Was Excellent

(Heavy)

The champion gymnast Simone Arianne Biles = On thin beams in arenas in the Olympic Games

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Photo: Agência Brasil Fotografias

As voters talk, the collapse of Trump's support becomes clearly audible

(Los Angeles Times)

As voters talk, the collapse of Trump's support becomes clearly audible = Of crude base rats, poll plummet tells a lot about a perverse sick psycho

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Donald Trump is an 'abusive braggart' unfit to lead our Armed Forces

(Seattle Times)

Donald Trump is an 'abusive braggart' unfit to lead our Armed Forces = Putrid rabble-rousing egomaniac fraud's a mad Adolf, NEVER to trust!

Anagram: Maurice Goddard, Illustration: Chris Piascik

Trump, NRA form tight alliance

(The Hill)

Trump, NRA form tight alliance = "Criminal gun threat" platform

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Why Trump Is Moaning About the Debates

(Slate.com)

Why Trump Is Moaning About the Debates = Maybe, that grump is about "he doesn't win"!

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Here's Donald Trump Giving an Economics Speech and--Wait, Did He Just Say "Titties"?

(GQ)

Here's Donald Trump Giving an Economics Speech and--Wait, Did He Just Say "Titties"? = He is addicted, having saw cool jugs dance in Trumpp's in Detroit. (Yes, it's the name.)

Trumpp's is a real gentlemen's club in the city where he spoke

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