The Donald trying to win black votes

(Business Insider)

"You're living in poverty. Your schools are no good. Fifty-eight percent of your youth is unemployed. What the hell do you have to lose?" = Huh? Sorry evil guy nice try! Honestly, your empty offer is loopy. We love a GOOD idea - to push negativity culture on the hood? Eh? No, FOOL!

Anagram: Chris Davis
Photo: Johnny Silvercloud

Tarnished gold: US apologizes for swimmers' false robbery tale

(Bellingham Herald)

Controversial US athletes at the Olympics: Gunnar Bentz, Jack Conger, James Feigen, Ryan Lochte = Brazil cops just caught them lying. Larceny's not a joke here, contravenes clear intent of Games

Anagram: Jason Lofts

Quiz: Who Said It, Donald Trump Or Forrest Gump?

(Huffington Post)

"Hello, my name is Forrest, Forrest Gump" = Mr Trump's a goofy shlemiel, errs often

Anagram: Julian Lofts
Image: Eric Bru

The Cracked Integrity of Donald Trump

(The New Yorker)

The Cracked Integrity of Donald Trump = In theory, fat prick couldn't get madder?

Anagram: Maurice Goddard
Photo: Fibonacci Blue

Trump's 3,500 lawsuits unprecedented for a presidential nominee

(USA Today)

He is CEO, Trump = Prosecute him!

Anagram: Chris Sturdy
Photo: Fibonacci Blue

Olympics: Who are the winners & losers at Rio 2016?

(CNN)

The Most Outstanding Performances at the Rio de Janeiro Olympic Games 1. Michael Phelps 2. Usain Bolt 3. Simone Biles 4. Katie Ledecky 5. Simone Manuel 6. Ashton Eaton 7. Andy Murray 8. Kohei Uchimura 9. Elaine Thompson 10. Fiji 11. Joseph Schooling 12. Thiago Braz da Silva 13. Rafaela Silva 14. Argentina 15. Patrick Hickey 16. Ryan Steven Lochte 17. Team USA

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1. He is a machine 2. He is a very famous Jamaican track sprinter 3. Gymnast 4. Pool (niche: freestyle) 5. A pool rookie 6. "I'm in the decathlon" 7. Tennis 8. A gymnast 9. Jamaican sprinter 10. Sevens^11. Butterfly 12. A Brazilian pole vaulter - meant he is agile 13. Judo 14. Hockey 15. Ignominious ticket scalping 16. He lied about a holdup. A shame, OK? 17. Most medals - hoorah!

Anagram: Julian Lofts
Photo: US Army

Trump Regret Marks New Phase of Campaign

(Bloomberg)

"Sometimes, in the heat of debate and speaking on a multitude of issues, you don't choose the right words or you say the wrong thing. I have done that, and I regret it, particularly where it may have caused personal pain. Too much is at stake for us to be consumed with these issues."
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Wow. This assessment is authentic...so that suggestion...it is a success. I am touched. You are changing. You abandoned your offensive, hothead mistakes. I see it; I had enough, too. Now, I'll believe that you said the truth when you don't read that from prepared teleprompter remarks.

Anagram: Josiah Winslow
Photo: torbakhopper

This Man Is the Most Dangerous Political Operative in America

(Bloomberg)

Steve Bannon. This Man Is the Most Dangerous Political Operative in America = Oh! No! A diabolic rat's involvement on Trump's nastiest hate campaign is eerie!

Anagram: Maurice Goddard
Photo: Don Irvine

Penis crushes pole vaulter's Olympic dream

(New York Post)

Pow! Right in the penis

Penis crushes pole vaulter's Olympic dream = Super-massive manhood; peter clips cruelly

Anagram: Russ Atkinson

Trump Taunts the Clintons: I'm Glad Monica Kept the Blue Dress

Trump Taunts the Clintons: I'm Glad Monica Kept the Blue Dress = Trump must be stinkard to call up the semen-stained clothing!

Anagram: Josiah Winslow

Donald Trump's top spokeswoman, Katrina Pierson, is saying some very strange things

(Washington Post)

Donald Trump's spokeswoman Katrina Pierson = Most remarks sound plain...appears I don't know!

Anagram: Josiah Winslow
Image: Micah Stone

Eatery selling "Black Olives Matter" shirts

(MSN)

Paisano's Eatery selling "Black Olives Matter" shirts = Hot samples sell. Is it brainless? Tacky? Or vegetarian?

Anagram: Russ Atkinson

'Black Olives Matter' shirts = Bistro vests a killer match

Anagram: Robert Jordan

Trump Urges Supporters To Police The Polls On Election Day

(Daily Caller)

Trump Urges Supporters To Police The Polls On Election Day = I suspect uncontrolled people got to purposely arrest *him*!

Anagram: Josiah Winslow
Illustration: DonkeyHotey

It's damn-near impossible to make sense of Donald Trump's many mixed messages these days

(Washington Post)

It's damn-near impossible to make sense of Donald Trump's many mixed messages these days = A madman! Extreme's noisiest named ass spits loads of immensely gross empty-headed bunk!

Anagram: Maurice Goddard
Image: thetortmaster

Justin Gatlin Loses Gold to Usain Bolt By .08 Seconds

(BET)

Justin Gatlin (second) had a material problem ~ The Jamaican gold medal sprinter Usain Bolt

Anagram: Jason Lofts

US Swimmer Ryan Lochte Robbed at Gunpoint in Brazil

(NBC News)

US Swimmer Ryan Lochte Robbed at Gunpoint in Brazil = Dumb, bizarre nuts grab this one Olympic winner a lot

Anagram: Josiah Winslow
Photo: The USO

Trump's campaign continues to blame 'disgusting and corrupt' media

(Washington Post)

Trump's campaign continues to blame 'disgusting and corrupt' media = But, admit, cunning malicious grim rat Trump, depends on scapegoats!

Anagram: Maurice Goddard
Image: Lws & Clrk

After the Games, Rio's Stadiums Won't Rot -- They'll Transform

(Wired)

After the Games, Rio's Stadiums Won't Rot -- They'll Transform =Hosts teams; try modular re-integrations from what's left

Anagram: Chris Davis
Photo: Mark_JH

Milwaukee reeling after deadly police shooting

(CNN)

Milwaukee reeling after deadly police shooting = We see report today, killing claimed a life. Enough!

Anagram: Josiah Winslow
Photo: Tiocfaidh ár lá 1916

Hillary Clinton and Tim Kaine Show New Tax Returns, Pressuring Donald Trump

(The New York Times)

Hillary Clinton and Tim Kaine Show New Tax Returns, Pressuring Donald Trump = Darn risks grow: Trump was reluctant & didn't turn in. I'll explain: he has no money!

Anagram: Josiah Winslow
Image: Mike Licht