Why Donald Trump's disparagement of Hillary Clinton as a 'bigot' won't work

(Washington Post)

Why Donald Trump's disparagement of Hillary Clinton as a 'bigot' won't work = That'll bring flops, and crowds only adopting "I know you are, what am I?" terms.

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Doctors Remove 40 Knives From Man's Stomach In 5-Hour Operation

(Medical Daily)

Doctors remove forty knives from man's stomach = It's the "Carve Syndrome" (most favor common forks)

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Driving Lessons in a Supercar

(MSN)

Driving lessons in a supercar ~ signals insurance providers

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Wearing a burkini is a 'provocation', says former French president Nicolas Sarkozy

(The Independent)

Wearing the burkini is 'provocation' = To cavort in a bikini is grownup here

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A guide to Hillary Clinton's many 'illnesses,' as diagnosed in the conservative media

(Washington Post)

A guide to Hillary Clinton's many 'illnesses,' as diagnosed in the conservative media = Strongly accused, having a valid disease...lots to say. Need I mention, "ILL" is in her name?

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Donald Trump Tests Positive for Everything, According to His Own Doctor

(Newsweek)

Donald Trump Tests Positive for Everything, According to His Own Doctor = Very odd report? Vain words hint at it's pettish mogul's forged concoction?!

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Stanford University Bans Hard Alcohol at Campus Parties in Wake of Brock Turner Sex Assault Case

(KTLA5)

Frustrated and dangerous ~ Stanford undergraduates

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Usain showed me his lightning Bolt - and I couldn't resist! Brazilian, 20, tells how sprinter smuggled her into Olympic village for night of passion (and it was a marathon, not a sprint)

(Daily Mail)

The legendary Olympic sprinter Usain Bolt = Leering sport star laid coy nubile nymphet

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Donald Trump's poll numbers are so bad his supporters are making up new ones

(Vox)

Donald Trump's poll numbers are so bad his supporters are making up new ones = Assume the opponent won. Blame press bias? Drill grand, sparked-up rumours? NO.

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"Says Who?" Thinking Is Ruining America

(Time)

Michael Cohen, the newly-situated lawyer and spokesperson for Donald Trump
=
"Trump and Pence are rusty - indeed, down in the race."
"Says who?"
"Polls. All of them."
"OK."

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Donald Trump's God Problem

(Newsweek)

Donald Trump's Christian faith = And is this crud half-important?

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London Night Tube to serve 50,000 a weekend

(The New Zealand Herald)

Bundling onto the ~ London Night Tube

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Rio Olympics: Usain Bolt wins golden triple triple with Jamaican win in 4x100m

(Stuff.co.nz)

The Jamaican Usain Bolt wins the 'triple triple' ~ with ebullient sprint. Japan trails. Oh, ace time.

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Donald Trump's media obsession led him to hire the head of a far-right news site to run his campaign

(Los Angeles Times)

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Donald Trump's media obsession led him to hire the head of a far-right news site to run his campaign = O! What??? Odious mad dog Trump hires his mirror image! Aide's the lethal fascist fiend, Stephen Bannon!

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The Donald trying to win black votes

(Business Insider)

"You're living in poverty. Your schools are no good. Fifty-eight percent of your youth is unemployed. What the hell do you have to lose?" = Huh? Sorry evil guy nice try! Honestly, your empty offer is loopy. We love a GOOD idea - to push negativity culture on the hood? Eh? No, FOOL!

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Tarnished gold: US apologizes for swimmers' false robbery tale

(Bellingham Herald)

Controversial US athletes at the Olympics: Gunnar Bentz, Jack Conger, James Feigen, Ryan Lochte = Brazil cops just caught them lying. Larceny's not a joke here, contravenes clear intent of Games

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Quiz: Who Said It, Donald Trump Or Forrest Gump?

(Huffington Post)

"Hello, my name is Forrest, Forrest Gump" = Mr Trump's a goofy shlemiel, errs often

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The Cracked Integrity of Donald Trump

(The New Yorker)

The Cracked Integrity of Donald Trump = In theory, fat prick couldn't get madder?

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Trump's 3,500 lawsuits unprecedented for a presidential nominee

(USA Today)

He is CEO, Trump = Prosecute him!

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Olympics: Who are the winners & losers at Rio 2016?

(CNN)

The Most Outstanding Performances at the Rio de Janeiro Olympic Games 1. Michael Phelps 2. Usain Bolt 3. Simone Biles 4. Katie Ledecky 5. Simone Manuel 6. Ashton Eaton 7. Andy Murray 8. Kohei Uchimura 9. Elaine Thompson 10. Fiji 11. Joseph Schooling 12. Thiago Braz da Silva 13. Rafaela Silva 14. Argentina 15. Patrick Hickey 16. Ryan Steven Lochte 17. Team USA

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1. He is a machine 2. He is a very famous Jamaican track sprinter 3. Gymnast 4. Pool (niche: freestyle) 5. A pool rookie 6. "I'm in the decathlon" 7. Tennis 8. A gymnast 9. Jamaican sprinter 10. Sevens^11. Butterfly 12. A Brazilian pole vaulter - meant he is agile 13. Judo 14. Hockey 15. Ignominious ticket scalping 16. He lied about a holdup. A shame, OK? 17. Most medals - hoorah!

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