'Life-threatening' Hurricane Hermine aims at Florida

(CNN)

'Life-threatening' Hurricane Hermine aims at Florida=Then I hear a fierce, giant, full marine rainstorm. Hide!

Anagram: Chris Davis
Photo: North Charleston

Melania Trump sues Daily Mail and US blogger for $150m over sex worker claims

(BBC)

Melania Trump sues the Daily Mail = Um, all I see in the "lady" is... um, a tramp.

Anagram: Julian Lofts
Photo: WEBN-TV

Donald Trump under fire for comments about shooting death of Dwyane Wade's cousin

(Los Angeles Times)

Donald Trump under fire for comments about shooting death of Dwyane Wade's cousin = Feuds of a shooting would destroy them...no doubt, African Americans'd need Trump now!

Anagram: Josiah Winslow
Photo: Intensivtäteraggressor

Mermaid Thighs - The Latest Trend in Body Shaming Bullsh*t

(Huffington Post)

Mermaid thighs = I'm girth shamed

Anagram: Robert Jordan
Photo: Ryan McCullah

A landslide election?

(Christian Science Monitor)

A landslide election? = Senile candidate, LOL

Anagram: Robert Jordan
Caricature: DonkeyHotey

Trump's health 'excellent' especially 'his mental health', says Dr Harold Bornstein

(Stuff.co.nz)

Doctor Harold Bornstein's medical report concludes: ~ Donald Trump - he's a cordless, electronic, Nordic robot!

Anagram: Julian Lofts
Caricature: DonkeyHotey

Indian floods wreak havoc

(Yahoo!)

Indian floods wreak havoc = Varanasi choked? I'd flow on.

Anagram: Robert Jordan
Photo: Veeresh Malik

Man stuck down loo over lost phone

(MSN)

Man stuck down loo over lost phone = Oops! No! Could not stank overwhelm?

Anagram: Russ Atkinson
Photo: Lee Brimelow

Naked Donald Trump Statues Pop Up In Cities Across the US

(dfw.com)

Naked Donald Trump Statues Pop Up In Cities Across the US = Trump Poses. Stuck Up Candidate Sues Lot. (Hand/Penis Ratio.)

Anagram: Jeffrey Barnes
Photo: torbakhopper

Hillary Clinton takes aim at Donald Trump's ties to 'alt-right' world of radical conservatives

(Los Angeles Times)

Hillary Clinton takes aim at Donald Trump's ties to 'alt-right' world of radical conservatives = GOP's rot: White nationalism's dastardly evil, cold, dark, rotten, ill, chauvinist, malefactor rat.

Anagram: Maurice Goddard
Cartoon: Jon Riley

Why Donald Trump's disparagement of Hillary Clinton as a 'bigot' won't work

(Washington Post)

Why Donald Trump's disparagement of Hillary Clinton as a 'bigot' won't work = That'll bring flops, and crowds only adopting "I know you are, what am I?" terms.

Anagram: Josiah Winslow
Photo: A. Davey

Doctors Remove 40 Knives From Man's Stomach In 5-Hour Operation

(Medical Daily)

Doctors remove forty knives from man's stomach = It's the "Carve Syndrome" (most favor common forks)

Anagram: Dharam Khalsa

Driving Lessons in a Supercar

(MSN)

Driving lessons in a supercar ~ signals insurance providers

Anagram: Robert Jordan
Photo: Vapi Photographie

Wearing a burkini is a 'provocation', says former French president Nicolas Sarkozy

(The Independent)

Wearing the burkini is 'provocation' = To cavort in a bikini is grownup here

Anagram: Julian Lofts
Photo: bellmon1

A guide to Hillary Clinton's many 'illnesses,' as diagnosed in the conservative media

(Washington Post)

A guide to Hillary Clinton's many 'illnesses,' as diagnosed in the conservative media = Strongly accused, having a valid disease...lots to say. Need I mention, "ILL" is in her name?

Anagram: Josiah Winslow
Photo: Oslo City Hall

Donald Trump Tests Positive for Everything, According to His Own Doctor

(Newsweek)

Donald Trump Tests Positive for Everything, According to His Own Doctor = Very odd report? Vain words hint at it's pettish mogul's forged concoction?!

Anagram: Maurice Goddard
Image: Thetortmaster

Stanford University Bans Hard Alcohol at Campus Parties in Wake of Brock Turner Sex Assault Case

(KTLA5)

Frustrated and dangerous ~ Stanford undergraduates

Anagram: Jason Lofts
Photo: John Loo

Usain showed me his lightning Bolt - and I couldn't resist! Brazilian, 20, tells how sprinter smuggled her into Olympic village for night of passion (and it was a marathon, not a sprint)

(Daily Mail)

The legendary Olympic sprinter Usain Bolt = Leering sport star laid coy nubile nymphet

Anagram: Jason Lofts
Photo: Nick Webb

Donald Trump's poll numbers are so bad his supporters are making up new ones

(Vox)

Donald Trump's poll numbers are so bad his supporters are making up new ones = Assume the opponent won. Blame press bias? Drill grand, sparked-up rumours? NO.

Anagram: Josiah Winslow

"Says Who?" Thinking Is Ruining America

(Time)

Michael Cohen, the newly-situated lawyer and spokesperson for Donald Trump
=
"Trump and Pence are rusty - indeed, down in the race."
"Says who?"
"Polls. All of them."
"OK."

Anagram: Josiah Winslow