No Longer a Hurricane -- for Now -- Hermine Winds Up for Big Northeast Punch

(NBC News)

The storm Hermine is no longer a hurricane = It rages much more in a Northern shoreline

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Photo: Abby flat-coat

Mother Teresa declared a saint by Catholic Church

(Fox News)

Art: Penny Ovenden

Saint Teresa of Calcutta's ~ fast status acceleration!

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Mother Teresa declared a saint by Catholic Church = Could be character, the charity, and those miracles

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Cash for catastrophes?

(BBC)

Cash for catastrophes? = Photo car crashes, fast!

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Photo: Omar Landeros

Mika Brzezinski Thinks Donald Trump Has Serious Mental Health Issues

(Fortune)

Mika Brzezinski Thinks Donald Trump Has Serious Mental Health Issues = Alzheimer's hits paranoid bullshit skunk? It's nut shrieks! Demon amazes!

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CNN Poll of Polls: Clinton's lead cut in half

(CNN)

Clinton's lead cut in half = Still a confident launch!

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Photo: US Embassy

So what exactly could be wrong with having taco trucks on every corner?

(Los Angeles Times)

"You're going to have taco trucks on every corner" = Take cover, country! No, gosh, you're overreacting!

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Photo: Todd Lappin

'Life-threatening' Hurricane Hermine aims at Florida

(CNN)

'Life-threatening' Hurricane Hermine aims at Florida=Then I hear a fierce, giant, full marine rainstorm. Hide!

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Photo: North Charleston

Melania Trump sues Daily Mail and US blogger for $150m over sex worker claims

(BBC)

Melania Trump sues the Daily Mail = Um, all I see in the "lady" is... um, a tramp.

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Photo: WEBN-TV

Donald Trump under fire for comments about shooting death of Dwyane Wade's cousin

(Los Angeles Times)

Donald Trump under fire for comments about shooting death of Dwyane Wade's cousin = Feuds of a shooting would destroy them...no doubt, African Americans'd need Trump now!

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Photo: Intensivtäteraggressor

Mermaid Thighs - The Latest Trend in Body Shaming Bullsh*t

(Huffington Post)

Mermaid thighs = I'm girth shamed

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Photo: Ryan McCullah

A landslide election?

(Christian Science Monitor)

A landslide election? = Senile candidate, LOL

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Caricature: DonkeyHotey

Trump's health 'excellent' especially 'his mental health', says Dr Harold Bornstein

(Stuff.co.nz)

Doctor Harold Bornstein's medical report concludes: ~ Donald Trump - he's a cordless, electronic, Nordic robot!

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Caricature: DonkeyHotey

Indian floods wreak havoc

(Yahoo!)

Indian floods wreak havoc = Varanasi choked? I'd flow on.

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Photo: Veeresh Malik

Man stuck down loo over lost phone

(MSN)

Man stuck down loo over lost phone = Oops! No! Could not stank overwhelm?

Anagram: Russ Atkinson
Photo: Lee Brimelow

Naked Donald Trump Statues Pop Up In Cities Across the US

(dfw.com)

Naked Donald Trump Statues Pop Up In Cities Across the US = Trump Poses. Stuck Up Candidate Sues Lot. (Hand/Penis Ratio.)

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Photo: torbakhopper

Hillary Clinton takes aim at Donald Trump's ties to 'alt-right' world of radical conservatives

(Los Angeles Times)

Hillary Clinton takes aim at Donald Trump's ties to 'alt-right' world of radical conservatives = GOP's rot: White nationalism's dastardly evil, cold, dark, rotten, ill, chauvinist, malefactor rat.

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Cartoon: Jon Riley

Why Donald Trump's disparagement of Hillary Clinton as a 'bigot' won't work

(Washington Post)

Why Donald Trump's disparagement of Hillary Clinton as a 'bigot' won't work = That'll bring flops, and crowds only adopting "I know you are, what am I?" terms.

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Photo: A. Davey

Doctors Remove 40 Knives From Man's Stomach In 5-Hour Operation

(Medical Daily)

Doctors remove forty knives from man's stomach = It's the "Carve Syndrome" (most favor common forks)

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Driving Lessons in a Supercar

(MSN)

Driving lessons in a supercar ~ signals insurance providers

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Photo: Vapi Photographie

Wearing a burkini is a 'provocation', says former French president Nicolas Sarkozy

(The Independent)

Wearing the burkini is 'provocation' = To cavort in a bikini is grownup here

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Photo: bellmon1