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Monday, September 5, 2016

Editorial cartoonists

(Go Comics)


Tom Toles
Glenn McCoy
Stuart Carlson
Lisa Benson
Ted Rall
Michael P. Ramirez
Signe Wilkinson
Steve Breen
Jack Ohman
Gary Varvel
=Zeal, no sarcasm
Anti-Hillary
A Lib
Wacko job
L.A. Times canned
Right venom
Girl lacks mercy
Even Steven
Gores Trump
Nonsense troll
Anagram: Russ Atkinson

"Motherhood is hard" post

(MSN)
Motherhood

"Motherhood is hard" post = The post has horrid mood
Anagram: Russ Atkinson
Photo: Wilvia

Wine: Sing the praises

(The New Zealand Herald)
Fine wine and good friends

Wine: Sing the praises = I sense grapes within
Anagram: Robert Jordan
Photo: Derrick Nguyen

Mother Teresa to become saint amid criticism over miracles and missionaries

(The Guardian)
Mother Teresa

Mother Teresa canonised = Seemed an orchestration
Anagram: Jason Lofts
Illustration: Ariel Quiroz

Sunday, September 4, 2016

No Longer a Hurricane -- for Now -- Hermine Winds Up for Big Northeast Punch

(NBC News)
Sarasota weather map

The storm Hermine is no longer a hurricane = It rages much more in a Northern shoreline
Anagram: Josiah Winslow
Photo: Abby flat-coat

Mother Teresa declared a saint by Catholic Church

(Fox News)
Mother Teresa
Art: Penny Ovenden
Saint Teresa of Calcutta's ~ fast status acceleration!
Anagram: Josiah Winslow
Mother Teresa declared a saint by Catholic Church = Could be character, the charity, and those miracles
Anagram: Dharam

Cash for catastrophes?

(BBC)
Auto

Cash for catastrophes? = Photo car crashes, fast!
Anagram: Robert Jordan
Photo: Omar Landeros

Saturday, September 3, 2016

Mika Brzezinski Thinks Donald Trump Has Serious Mental Health Issues

(Fortune)

Mika Brzezinski Thinks Donald Trump Has Serious Mental Health Issues = Alzheimer's hits paranoid bullshit skunk? It's nut shrieks! Demon amazes!
Anagram: Maurice Goddard

CNN Poll of Polls: Clinton's lead cut in half

(CNN)
Secretary of State Hillary Clinton in New Zealand - the second day - Wellington and Christchurch, November 2010

Clinton's lead cut in half = Still a confident launch!
Anagram: Josiah Winslow
Photo: US Embassy

So what exactly could be wrong with having taco trucks on every corner?

(Los Angeles Times)
El Tonayense

"You're going to have taco trucks on every corner" = Take cover, country! No, gosh, you're overreacting!
Anagram: Josiah Winslow
Photo: Todd Lappin

Friday, September 2, 2016

'Life-threatening' Hurricane Hermine aims at Florida

(CNN)
Sandbags ahead of Hermine

'Life-threatening' Hurricane Hermine aims at Florida=Then I hear a fierce, giant, full marine rainstorm. Hide!
Anagram: Chris Davis
Photo: North Charleston

Melania Trump sues Daily Mail and US blogger for $150m over sex worker claims

(BBC)
Donald Trump and Melania Knauss-Trump

Melania Trump sues the Daily Mail = Um, all I see in the "lady" is... um, a tramp.
Anagram: Julian Lofts
Photo: WEBN-TV

Sunday, August 28, 2016

Donald Trump under fire for comments about shooting death of Dwyane Wade's cousin

(Los Angeles Times)
IMG_6679

Donald Trump under fire for comments about shooting death of Dwyane Wade's cousin = Feuds of a shooting would destroy them...no doubt, African Americans'd need Trump now!
Anagram: Josiah Winslow
Photo: Intensivtäteraggressor

Mermaid Thighs - The Latest Trend in Body Shaming Bullsh*t

(Huffington Post)
mermaid

Mermaid thighs = I'm girth shamed
Anagram: Robert Jordan
Photo: Ryan McCullah

A landslide election?

(Christian Science Monitor)
Hillary Clinton vs. Donald Trump - Caricatures

A landslide election? = Senile candidate, LOL
Anagram: Robert Jordan
Caricature: DonkeyHotey

Trump's health 'excellent' especially 'his mental health', says Dr Harold Bornstein

(Stuff.co.nz)
Donald Trump - Caricature

Doctor Harold Bornstein's medical report concludes: ~ Donald Trump - he's a cordless, electronic, Nordic robot!
Anagram: Julian Lofts
Caricature: DonkeyHotey

Indian floods wreak havoc

(Yahoo!)
Flooded roads in Delhi

Indian floods wreak havoc = Varanasi choked? I'd flow on.
Anagram: Robert Jordan
Photo: Veeresh Malik

Man stuck down loo over lost phone

(MSN)
Poo Activity

Man stuck down loo over lost phone = Oops! No! Could not stank overwhelm?
Anagram: Russ Atkinson
Photo: Lee Brimelow

Naked Donald Trump Statues Pop Up In Cities Across the US

(dfw.com)
THIS PHOTO OF DONALD TRUMP IS ART NOT PORNOGRAPHY -- emperor without clothes -- trump in the castro, scott richard

Naked Donald Trump Statues Pop Up In Cities Across the US = Trump Poses. Stuck Up Candidate Sues Lot. (Hand/Penis Ratio.)
Anagram: Jeffrey Barnes
Photo: torbakhopper

Friday, August 26, 2016

Hillary Clinton takes aim at Donald Trump's ties to 'alt-right' world of radical conservatives

(Los Angeles Times)
"Black people, vote for me and I'll finally make your kids pull up their pants!" -- Donald Trump, basically http://ift.tt/2bK8qIr

Hillary Clinton takes aim at Donald Trump's ties to 'alt-right' world of radical conservatives = GOP's rot: White nationalism's dastardly evil, cold, dark, rotten, ill, chauvinist, malefactor rat.
Anagram: Maurice Goddard
Cartoon: Jon Riley