Hillary Clinton Treats Theories About Coughing Attack With Dose of Humor

(The New York Times)

Hillary Clinton Treats Theories About Coughing Attack With Dose of Humor = About clearing out her throat: Achy mouth? It fits! I know! She's allergic to Don!

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Editorial cartoonists

(Go Comics)

Tom Toles Glenn McCoy Stuart Carlson Lisa Benson Ted Rall Michael P. Ramirez Signe Wilkinson Steve Breen Jack Ohman Gary Varvel

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Zeal, no sarcasm Anti-Hillary A Lib Wacko job L.A. Times canned Right venom Girl lacks mercy Even Steven Gores Trump Nonsense troll

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"Motherhood is hard" post

(MSN)

"Motherhood is hard" post = The post has horrid mood

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Wine: Sing the praises

(The New Zealand Herald)

Wine: Sing the praises = I sense grapes within

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Mother Teresa to become saint amid criticism over miracles and missionaries

(The Guardian)

Mother Teresa canonised = Seemed an orchestration

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No Longer a Hurricane -- for Now -- Hermine Winds Up for Big Northeast Punch

(NBC News)

The storm Hermine is no longer a hurricane = It rages much more in a Northern shoreline

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Mother Teresa declared a saint by Catholic Church

(Fox News)

Art: Penny Ovenden

Saint Teresa of Calcutta's ~ fast status acceleration!

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Mother Teresa declared a saint by Catholic Church = Could be character, the charity, and those miracles

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Cash for catastrophes?

(BBC)

Cash for catastrophes? = Photo car crashes, fast!

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Mika Brzezinski Thinks Donald Trump Has Serious Mental Health Issues

(Fortune)

Mika Brzezinski Thinks Donald Trump Has Serious Mental Health Issues = Alzheimer's hits paranoid bullshit skunk? It's nut shrieks! Demon amazes!

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CNN Poll of Polls: Clinton's lead cut in half

(CNN)

Clinton's lead cut in half = Still a confident launch!

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So what exactly could be wrong with having taco trucks on every corner?

(Los Angeles Times)

"You're going to have taco trucks on every corner" = Take cover, country! No, gosh, you're overreacting!

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'Life-threatening' Hurricane Hermine aims at Florida

(CNN)

'Life-threatening' Hurricane Hermine aims at Florida=Then I hear a fierce, giant, full marine rainstorm. Hide!

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Melania Trump sues Daily Mail and US blogger for $150m over sex worker claims

(BBC)

Melania Trump sues the Daily Mail = Um, all I see in the "lady" is... um, a tramp.

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Donald Trump under fire for comments about shooting death of Dwyane Wade's cousin

(Los Angeles Times)

Donald Trump under fire for comments about shooting death of Dwyane Wade's cousin = Feuds of a shooting would destroy them...no doubt, African Americans'd need Trump now!

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Mermaid Thighs - The Latest Trend in Body Shaming Bullsh*t

(Huffington Post)

Mermaid thighs = I'm girth shamed

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A landslide election?

(Christian Science Monitor)

A landslide election? = Senile candidate, LOL

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Trump's health 'excellent' especially 'his mental health', says Dr Harold Bornstein

(Stuff.co.nz)

Doctor Harold Bornstein's medical report concludes: ~ Donald Trump - he's a cordless, electronic, Nordic robot!

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Indian floods wreak havoc

(Yahoo!)

Indian floods wreak havoc = Varanasi choked? I'd flow on.

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Photo: Veeresh Malik

Man stuck down loo over lost phone

(MSN)

Man stuck down loo over lost phone = Oops! No! Could not stank overwhelm?

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Photo: Lee Brimelow

Naked Donald Trump Statues Pop Up In Cities Across the US

(dfw.com)

Naked Donald Trump Statues Pop Up In Cities Across the US = Trump Poses. Stuck Up Candidate Sues Lot. (Hand/Penis Ratio.)

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