iPhone 7 announces no more earphone jack

(CNet)

What, no three point five millimeter jack - only a lightning port?!? = Jony will regret the other thin flat Apple gimmick "innovation"

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Poll: Nine weeks out, a near even race

(CNN)

Poll: Nine weeks out, a near even race = Keep a set value: no one clear winner!

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Photo: Paul Albertella

James Bond Casting: Here Are The 7 Actors Reportedly In The Running To Replace Daniel Craig

(CinemaBlend)

Actors reportedly in the running to replace Daniel Craig as the new Agent Double O Seven 1. Tom Hiddleston 2. Idris Elba 3. Michael Fassbender 4. Luke Evans 5. Charlie Hunnam 6. James Norton 7. Jamie Bell

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Re-engineered as James Bond persona? 1. Lean, muscular performance in "Thor" 2. John Luther (a black detective) in TV series in England 3. Magneto 4. Welsh 5. "Cold Mountain" 6. Heard has diabetes 7. "Billy Elliot"

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Hillary Clinton Treats Theories About Coughing Attack With Dose of Humor

(The New York Times)

Hillary Clinton Treats Theories About Coughing Attack With Dose of Humor = About clearing out her throat: Achy mouth? It fits! I know! She's allergic to Don!

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Editorial cartoonists

(Go Comics)

Tom Toles Glenn McCoy Stuart Carlson Lisa Benson Ted Rall Michael P. Ramirez Signe Wilkinson Steve Breen Jack Ohman Gary Varvel

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Zeal, no sarcasm Anti-Hillary A Lib Wacko job L.A. Times canned Right venom Girl lacks mercy Even Steven Gores Trump Nonsense troll

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"Motherhood is hard" post

(MSN)

"Motherhood is hard" post = The post has horrid mood

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Wine: Sing the praises

(The New Zealand Herald)

Wine: Sing the praises = I sense grapes within

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Mother Teresa to become saint amid criticism over miracles and missionaries

(The Guardian)

Mother Teresa canonised = Seemed an orchestration

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Illustration: Ariel Quiroz

No Longer a Hurricane -- for Now -- Hermine Winds Up for Big Northeast Punch

(NBC News)

The storm Hermine is no longer a hurricane = It rages much more in a Northern shoreline

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Photo: Abby flat-coat

Mother Teresa declared a saint by Catholic Church

(Fox News)

Art: Penny Ovenden

Saint Teresa of Calcutta's ~ fast status acceleration!

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Mother Teresa declared a saint by Catholic Church = Could be character, the charity, and those miracles

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Cash for catastrophes?

(BBC)

Cash for catastrophes? = Photo car crashes, fast!

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Photo: Omar Landeros

Mika Brzezinski Thinks Donald Trump Has Serious Mental Health Issues

(Fortune)

Mika Brzezinski Thinks Donald Trump Has Serious Mental Health Issues = Alzheimer's hits paranoid bullshit skunk? It's nut shrieks! Demon amazes!

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CNN Poll of Polls: Clinton's lead cut in half

(CNN)

Clinton's lead cut in half = Still a confident launch!

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Photo: US Embassy

So what exactly could be wrong with having taco trucks on every corner?

(Los Angeles Times)

"You're going to have taco trucks on every corner" = Take cover, country! No, gosh, you're overreacting!

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Photo: Todd Lappin

'Life-threatening' Hurricane Hermine aims at Florida

(CNN)

'Life-threatening' Hurricane Hermine aims at Florida=Then I hear a fierce, giant, full marine rainstorm. Hide!

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Melania Trump sues Daily Mail and US blogger for $150m over sex worker claims

(BBC)

Melania Trump sues the Daily Mail = Um, all I see in the "lady" is... um, a tramp.

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Donald Trump under fire for comments about shooting death of Dwyane Wade's cousin

(Los Angeles Times)

Donald Trump under fire for comments about shooting death of Dwyane Wade's cousin = Feuds of a shooting would destroy them...no doubt, African Americans'd need Trump now!

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Mermaid Thighs - The Latest Trend in Body Shaming Bullsh*t

(Huffington Post)

Mermaid thighs = I'm girth shamed

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Photo: Ryan McCullah

A landslide election?

(Christian Science Monitor)

A landslide election? = Senile candidate, LOL

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Trump's health 'excellent' especially 'his mental health', says Dr Harold Bornstein

(Stuff.co.nz)

Doctor Harold Bornstein's medical report concludes: ~ Donald Trump - he's a cordless, electronic, Nordic robot!

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