Trump: 'President Barack Obama was born in the United States. Period'

(CNBC)

Was President Barack Hussein Obama born in the United States? Yes, or no? = A biased, obese Trump said "No! He is not US, was born in Kenya!" then retracts.

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Image: Loco Steve

After period of discipline, Trump turns more aggressive

(USA Today)

After period of discipline, Trump turns more aggressive = Presidential reset far from improving rogue, I'd suspect

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Caricature: DonkeyHotey

Israel's Iron Dome shoots down two 'projectiles' fired from Syria

(Reuters)

Iron Dome mobile all-weather aerial defense system = Obliterated a few more enemy shells aimed on Israel

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Photo: US Embassy Tel Aviv

Trump's Shady Doctor Swears The Donald Is Healthy

(The Daily Beast)

The NY gastroenterologist Harold Bornstein MD = Theorem: Ogre Donald T's brain's rotting, honestly!

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Image: Stock News USA

Trump campaign acknowledges Obama was born in US

(BBC)

Trump campaign acknowledges Obama was born in the US = GOP team back down on birthplace smear. Was unamusing!

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Illustration: Chris Piascik

A Basket of Deplorables

(The New York Times)

Clinton: "A basket of deplorables" = bad label to slap on stricken foe

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Photo: Gage Skidmore

Clinton being treated for pneumonia, her doctor says

(Los Angeles Times)

Clinton is treated for pneumonia = Trump denies a confrontation. Lie!

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'Make Mexico Great Again Also': The newest Trump hat

(CNN)

'Make Mexico Great Again Also' = A goal is: Go make America next!

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Kell Brook's brave title bid ended by fearsome champion Gennady Golovkin

(The Guardian)

The fearsome Gennady Golovkin = Mean gloved fighter KO's anyone

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Curiosity rover sends back striking images of Mars rock formations

(Yahoo!)

Curiosity rover sends back striking images = See it sending various big, tricky Mars rocks

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Photo: NASA/JPL-Caltech/MSSS/Kevin M. Gill

US Russia negotiate Syrian ceasefire, new military partnership

(The Globe and Mail)

The Syrian ceasefire = Hey, I sneer, it's a farce!

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North Korea claims successful test of nuclear warhead

(CNN)

North Korea tests nuclear warhead = Can nuke other areas, shatter world!

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"Pouring like crazy:" Heavy rain led to street flooding in Milwaukee area; and it happened fast

(Fox6)

"Pouring like crazy:" Heavy rain led to street flooding in Milwaukee area; and it happened fast=A fearful pour today. It happened in kindergarten...I realized it was even leaking at my school!

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iPhone 7 announces no more earphone jack

(CNet)

What, no three point five millimeter jack - only a lightning port?!? = Jony will regret the other thin flat Apple gimmick "innovation"

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Photo: iphonedigital

Poll: Nine weeks out, a near even race

(CNN)

Poll: Nine weeks out, a near even race = Keep a set value: no one clear winner!

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Photo: Paul Albertella

James Bond Casting: Here Are The 7 Actors Reportedly In The Running To Replace Daniel Craig

(CinemaBlend)

Actors reportedly in the running to replace Daniel Craig as the new Agent Double O Seven 1. Tom Hiddleston 2. Idris Elba 3. Michael Fassbender 4. Luke Evans 5. Charlie Hunnam 6. James Norton 7. Jamie Bell

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Re-engineered as James Bond persona? 1. Lean, muscular performance in "Thor" 2. John Luther (a black detective) in TV series in England 3. Magneto 4. Welsh 5. "Cold Mountain" 6. Heard has diabetes 7. "Billy Elliot"

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Hillary Clinton Treats Theories About Coughing Attack With Dose of Humor

(The New York Times)

Hillary Clinton Treats Theories About Coughing Attack With Dose of Humor = About clearing out her throat: Achy mouth? It fits! I know! She's allergic to Don!

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Editorial cartoonists

(Go Comics)

Tom Toles Glenn McCoy Stuart Carlson Lisa Benson Ted Rall Michael P. Ramirez Signe Wilkinson Steve Breen Jack Ohman Gary Varvel

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Zeal, no sarcasm Anti-Hillary A Lib Wacko job L.A. Times canned Right venom Girl lacks mercy Even Steven Gores Trump Nonsense troll

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"Motherhood is hard" post

(MSN)

"Motherhood is hard" post = The post has horrid mood

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Wine: Sing the praises

(The New Zealand Herald)

Wine: Sing the praises = I sense grapes within

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Photo: Derrick Nguyen