Anthony Weiner alias 'Carlos Danger' = News: I too had real carnal yearnings
Anagram: Jason Lofts
Photo: Max Talbot-Minkin
Photo: Max Talbot-Minkin
Friday, September 23, 2016
Anthony Weiner Faces New Scrutiny After Report About Girl, 15
(The New York Times)
Anthony Weiner alias 'Carlos Danger' = News: I too had real carnal yearnings
Anthony Weiner alias 'Carlos Danger' = News: I too had real carnal yearnings
Thursday, September 22, 2016
State of emergency called to quell Charlotte unrest over police shooting of black man
(Reuters)
Unrest in Charlotte, North Carolina = The rancor unrolls at an ethnic riot
Unrest in Charlotte, North Carolina = The rancor unrolls at an ethnic riot
Anagram: Jason Lofts
Wednesday, September 21, 2016
Charlotte police shoot and kill man, sparking growing protest
(CNN)
Charlotte police shoot and kill man, sparking growing protest = People saw grand, giant horror: cops killing Keith Lamont Scott
Charlotte police shoot and kill man, sparking growing protest = People saw grand, giant horror: cops killing Keith Lamont Scott
Anagram: Josiah Winslow
Trump-Clinton debate expected to shatter records
(The Hill)
Trump-Clinton debate expected to shatter records = Most expert and sharp, but not correct, lie detected
Trump-Clinton debate expected to shatter records = Most expert and sharp, but not correct, lie detected
Anagram: Josiah Winslow
Caricature: DonkeyHotey
Caricature: DonkeyHotey
The Whole Truth Behind Trump's Lies
(US News & World Report)
"Hillary Clinton and her campaign of Two-Thousand-Eight started the birther controversy. I finished it. I finished it. You know what I mean. President Barack Obama was born in the United States, period."
=
Incredibly, it happens he isn't born in Africa! Great, I didn't know!
On another hand, why don't I admit more obvious stuff?
* the sky is the color blue
* water is wet
* threats are threatening
* I am a dipshit on acid
"Hillary Clinton and her campaign of Two-Thousand-Eight started the birther controversy. I finished it. I finished it. You know what I mean. President Barack Obama was born in the United States, period."
=
Incredibly, it happens he isn't born in Africa! Great, I didn't know!
On another hand, why don't I admit more obvious stuff?
* the sky is the color blue
* water is wet
* threats are threatening
* I am a dipshit on acid
Anagram: Josiah Winslow
Photo: scottlum
Photo: scottlum
Tuesday, September 20, 2016
NASA to Hold Media Call on Evidence of Surprising Activity on Europa
(NASA)
NASA to Hold Media Call on Evidence of Surprising Activity on Europa = Again our telescope finds tidal ocean vapors in very humid location
NASA to Hold Media Call on Evidence of Surprising Activity on Europa = Again our telescope finds tidal ocean vapors in very humid location
Anagram: Chris Davis
Image: NASA Goddard Space Flight Center
Image: NASA Goddard Space Flight Center
L.A. Dept. waters fake grass in drought
(MSN)
L.A. Dept. waters fake grass in drought = Stark? Frustrated? L.A. washing dog pee.
L.A. Dept. waters fake grass in drought = Stark? Frustrated? L.A. washing dog pee.
Anagram: Russ Atkinson
Photo: Robert Couse-Baker
Photo: Robert Couse-Baker
Donald Trump boasts he predicted New York bombing and calls for Muslim racial profiling
(The Daily Telegraph)
Trump is a foul simian. He is calling for ~ the racial profiling of Muslims in USA.
Trump is a foul simian. He is calling for ~ the racial profiling of Muslims in USA.
Anagram: Julian Lofts
Photo: Ted Eytan
Photo: Ted Eytan
Monday, September 19, 2016
Clinton Responds to "Hillary For Prison!" Shout: "Let's Make it Happen!"
(Infowars)
"Hillary for Prison!" "Let's make it happen!" = Ah, remark plainly isn't for this, people.
"Hillary for Prison!" "Let's make it happen!" = Ah, remark plainly isn't for this, people.
Anagram: Josiah Winslow
Photo: US Embassy
Photo: US Embassy
Trump: 'President Barack Obama was born in the United States. Period'
(CNBC)
Was President Barack Hussein Obama born in the United States? Yes, or no? = A biased, obese Trump said "No! He is not US, was born in Kenya!" then retracts.
Was President Barack Hussein Obama born in the United States? Yes, or no? = A biased, obese Trump said "No! He is not US, was born in Kenya!" then retracts.
Anagram: Julian Lofts
Image: Loco Steve
Image: Loco Steve
Saturday, September 17, 2016
After period of discipline, Trump turns more aggressive
(USA Today)
After period of discipline, Trump turns more aggressive = Presidential reset far from improving rogue, I'd suspect
After period of discipline, Trump turns more aggressive = Presidential reset far from improving rogue, I'd suspect
Anagram: Josiah Winslow
Caricature: DonkeyHotey
Caricature: DonkeyHotey
Israel's Iron Dome shoots down two 'projectiles' fired from Syria
(Reuters)
Iron Dome mobile all-weather aerial defense system = Obliterated a few more enemy shells aimed on Israel
Iron Dome mobile all-weather aerial defense system = Obliterated a few more enemy shells aimed on Israel
Anagram: Jason Lofts
Photo: US Embassy Tel Aviv
Photo: US Embassy Tel Aviv
Friday, September 16, 2016
Trump's Shady Doctor Swears The Donald Is Healthy
(The Daily Beast)
The NY gastroenterologist Harold Bornstein MD = Theorem: Ogre Donald T's brain's rotting, honestly!
The NY gastroenterologist Harold Bornstein MD = Theorem: Ogre Donald T's brain's rotting, honestly!
Anagram: Jason Lofts
Image: Stock News USA
Image: Stock News USA
Trump campaign acknowledges Obama was born in US
(BBC)
Trump campaign acknowledges Obama was born in the US = GOP team back down on birthplace smear. Was unamusing!
Trump campaign acknowledges Obama was born in the US = GOP team back down on birthplace smear. Was unamusing!
Anagram: Jason Lofts
Illustration: Chris Piascik
Illustration: Chris Piascik
Wednesday, September 14, 2016
A Basket of Deplorables
(The New York Times)
Clinton: "A basket of deplorables" = bad label to slap on stricken foe
Clinton: "A basket of deplorables" = bad label to slap on stricken foe
Anagram: Russ Atkinson
Photo: Gage Skidmore
Photo: Gage Skidmore
Monday, September 12, 2016
Clinton being treated for pneumonia, her doctor says
(Los Angeles Times)
Clinton is treated for pneumonia = Trump denies a confrontation. Lie!
Clinton is treated for pneumonia = Trump denies a confrontation. Lie!
Anagram: Julian Lofts
Photo: Bill B
Photo: Bill B
Sunday, September 11, 2016
Curiosity rover sends back striking images of Mars rock formations
(Yahoo!)
Curiosity rover sends back striking images = See it sending various big, tricky Mars rocks
Curiosity rover sends back striking images = See it sending various big, tricky Mars rocks
Anagram: Aronas Pinchas
Photo: NASA/JPL-Caltech/MSSS/Kevin M. Gill
Photo: NASA/JPL-Caltech/MSSS/Kevin M. Gill
US Russia negotiate Syrian ceasefire, new military partnership
(The Globe and Mail)
The Syrian ceasefire = Hey, I sneer, it's a farce!
The Syrian ceasefire = Hey, I sneer, it's a farce!
Anagram: Julian Lofts
Photo: Kurdishstruggle
Photo: Kurdishstruggle
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