America, you're stupid: Donald Trump's political triumph makes it official -- we're a nation of idiots

(Salon)

"Americans are stupid" = Maniacs; true despair

Anagram: Aronas Pinchas
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Oh, America - why ARE you so stupid?

(The Daily Mirror)

Trump's arcane idea is ~ "Americans are stupid!"

Anagram: Julian Lofts
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Tulsa police officer charged in man's death

(Yahoo!)

Tulsa police officer charged in man's death = A failing female-cop: Crutcher is shot 'n' dead

Anagram: Aronas Pinchas
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Obama used a pseudonym in emails with Clinton, FBI documents reveal

(Politico)

Obama used a pseudonym in emails with Clinton, FBI documents reveal = Devise an anonymous web handle; able to commit a stupid, sinful crime

Anagram: Chris Davis
Photo: Marc Nozell

Major Ohio paper endorses Clinton after years of backing GOP

(CNN)

Major Ohio paper endorses Clinton after years of backing GOP = A proper lion, her for President! NOT a manic bogey jackass goof!

Anagram: Maurice Goddard
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Ohio Trump campaign chair Kathy Miller says there was 'no racism' before Obama

(The Guardian)

Ohio Trump campaign chair Kathy Miller says there was 'no racism' before Obama = I am not certain why she may hate black race? Immoral group bias? or fear...? (Sophism)

Anagram: Chris Davis
Photo: Ted Eytan

KING: If you don't vote against Donald Trump, we may all soon regret it

(New York Daily News)

KING: If you don't vote against Donald Trump, we may all soon regret it = Vital tip: Say NO to a known, ill, far nuttier, dodgy, monster demagogue!

Anagram: Maurice Goddard
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Hillary Clinton has massive lead over Donald Trump in major national poll

(Yahoo!)

Hillary Clinton has massive lead over Donald Trump in major national poll = Mother Hill's jolly potent and valid versus an ill maniacal paranoid moron!

Anagram: Maurice Goddard
Photo: Alan C.

Cop Who Shot Terence Crutcher Has History Of Drug Use, Domestic Disturbances

(Huffington Post)

Cop Who Shot Terence Crutcher Has History Of Drug Use, Domestic Disturbances = Research this con's gun death which forces most to doubt security procedures

Anagram: Chris Davis

Ig Nobel win for Alpine 'goat man'

(BBC)

Ig Nobel win for Tom Thwaites, Alpine 'goat man' = I gambol. I leap. Ow! Thorn in feet! Was not mating.

Anagram: Julian Lofts
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Anthony Weiner Faces New Scrutiny After Report About Girl, 15

(The New York Times)

Anthony Weiner alias 'Carlos Danger' = News: I too had real carnal yearnings

Anagram: Jason Lofts
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State of emergency called to quell Charlotte unrest over police shooting of black man

(Reuters)

Unrest in Charlotte, North Carolina = The rancor unrolls at an ethnic riot

Anagram: Jason Lofts

Charlotte police shoot and kill man, sparking growing protest

(CNN)

Charlotte police shoot and kill man, sparking growing protest = People saw grand, giant horror: cops killing Keith Lamont Scott

Anagram: Josiah Winslow

Trump-Clinton debate expected to shatter records

(The Hill)

Trump-Clinton debate expected to shatter records = Most expert and sharp, but not correct, lie detected

Anagram: Josiah Winslow
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The Whole Truth Behind Trump's Lies

(US News & World Report)

"Hillary Clinton and her campaign of Two-Thousand-Eight started the birther controversy. I finished it. I finished it. You know what I mean. President Barack Obama was born in the United States, period."
=
Incredibly, it happens he isn't born in Africa! Great, I didn't know!
On another hand, why don't I admit more obvious stuff?
* the sky is the color blue
* water is wet
* threats are threatening
* I am a dipshit on acid

Anagram: Josiah Winslow
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NASA to Hold Media Call on Evidence of Surprising Activity on Europa

(NASA)

NASA to Hold Media Call on Evidence of Surprising Activity on Europa = Again our telescope finds tidal ocean vapors in very humid location

Anagram: Chris Davis
Image: NASA Goddard Space Flight Center

L.A. Dept. waters fake grass in drought

(MSN)

L.A. Dept. waters fake grass in drought = Stark? Frustrated? L.A. washing dog pee.

Anagram: Russ Atkinson
Photo: Robert Couse-Baker

Donald Trump boasts he predicted New York bombing and calls for Muslim racial profiling

(The Daily Telegraph)

Trump is a foul simian. He is calling for ~ the racial profiling of Muslims in USA.

Anagram: Julian Lofts
Photo: Ted Eytan

Clinton Responds to "Hillary For Prison!" Shout: "Let's Make it Happen!"

(Infowars)

"Hillary for Prison!" "Let's make it happen!" = Ah, remark plainly isn't for this, people.

Anagram: Josiah Winslow
Photo: US Embassy

Trump: 'President Barack Obama was born in the United States. Period'

(CNBC)

Was President Barack Hussein Obama born in the United States? Yes, or no? = A biased, obese Trump said "No! He is not US, was born in Kenya!" then retracts.

Anagram: Julian Lofts
Image: Loco Steve