MSNBC host destroys 'rotund' Donald Trump for non-existent Alicia Machado sex tape

(blastingnews)

Trump uncovers Alicia Machado's 'sex tape' = A smooth, plump tax evader's inaccuracies

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Saudi Arabian teen arrested for online videos with American blogger

(The Guardian)

Abu Sin arrested = Abused in arrest

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Swing States

(FiveThirtyEight)

Pennsylvania Ohio Florida North Carolina Iowa Nevada Colorado Virginia Wisconsin Michigan

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Savvy? No Ha ha, I win Hi, Israeli clan Loo law Corn-vocation In Cardroom Dope Inn SOG II Arian Fading

Anagram: Russ Atkinson
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Alicia Machado, Rosie O'Donnell, and Donald Trump's history of body-shaming

(Los Angeles Times)

Body-shaming is the practice of making critical, potentially humiliating comments about a person's body size or weight = Trump recently criticized Alicia Machado as "Miss Piggy" but his potbelly is somewhat big. Not OK, go fine that inane moron!

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High Blood Pressure May Limit Children's Cognitive Skills, Study Suggests

(The New York Times)

High Blood Pressure May Limit Children's Cognitive Skills, Study Suggests = Oh my! Chemists' ethics bulletin: Vigorously drugging kids spells disaster!

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Hillary Clinton was the matador to Donald Trump's bull in first presidential debate

(Los Angeles Times)

Hillary Clinton was the matador to Donald Trump's bull in first presidential debate = Predominantly fit, her oral banderillas' points cut a direst mad bull twit, and he lost!

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Siesta Key residents concerned about recent wastewater controlled spill

(WWSB)

Siesta Key residents concerned about recent wastewater controlled spill = Our elderly town noted interest as sewer backsplatter incident coalesces

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The first baby using the new "three-parent" procedure has been born

(Popular Science)

The first baby using the new "three-parent" procedure has been born = But perhaps there are benefits? Why bring scorn? Need another tube? = Our hubby Peter has two inherent benefits: Change partners, Breed.

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Trump vs. Clinton: The First Presidential Debate

(Bloomberg)

Democrat "Crooked Hillary" versus Republican nominee "The Donald" = Can donkey dame overcome older horrid racist bull elephant in US?

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Trump says he may hit 'harder' in next debate; Clinton tells reporters she had a 'great, great time.'

(Washington Post)

Trump says he may hit 'harder' in next debate; Clinton tells reporters she had a 'great, great time.' = Greet hate! Last night, the creep Trump rose to Hillary's bait many times and sneered extra hard!

Anagram: Maurice Goddard
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Donald Trump sniffling during presidential debate stirs health questions, memes

(Syracuse.com)

Donald Trump sniffling during presidential debate stirs health questions, memes =
So...germs in dust?
Frequent nose dripping?
Afraid?
Did he smell bullshit in a statement?

Anagram: Josiah Winslow
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Clinton puts Trump on defense at first debate

(CNN)

The Hillary Clinton / Donald Trump debates = Bend truth a lot? She didn't really complain. = To call him the President? To run land badly!

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One Day After Endorsement, Cruz Refuses to Say Trump is Fit for the Presidency

(The Texas Tribune)

One Day After Endorsement, Cruz Refuses to Say Trump is Fit for the Presidency = Ted says 'fine' - defend a racist type, yet no further comment for us. Zero surprise!

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Green Party's Jill Stein Seeks to Woo Young Voters From Clinton

(NBC News)

Green Party's Jill Stein Seeks to Woo Young Voters From Clinton = Juveniles got reason: Protest trickery; not follow money signs

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Clinton and Trump to finally meet on debate stage

(Washington Post)

Clinton and Trump to finally meet on debate stage = And eminent top lady battles one fat mogul cretin!

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What can we expect from Clinton and Trump in the debate?

(Washington Post)

What can we expect from Clinton and Trump in the debate? = Match: Blunt woman next to a wretched Apprentice fiend

Anagram: Maurice Goddard
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Majority of Americans fear Trump presidency

(AP)

Majority of Americans fear Trump presidency = Join me! I do fear nasty temper, fury, racism crap

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America, you're stupid: Donald Trump's political triumph makes it official -- we're a nation of idiots

(Salon)

"Americans are stupid" = Maniacs; true despair

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Oh, America - why ARE you so stupid?

(The Daily Mirror)

Trump's arcane idea is ~ "Americans are stupid!"

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Tulsa police officer charged in man's death

(Yahoo!)

Tulsa police officer charged in man's death = A failing female-cop: Crutcher is shot 'n' dead

Anagram: Aronas Pinchas
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