Dog Bites Trump

(The Wall Street Journal)

Dog Bites Trump = Pet drums bigot! = Bum got striped! = Pet got dumb sir!

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Saturn's Moon Dione Harbors a Subsurface Ocean

(Astro Watch)

Saturn's Moon Dione Harbors a Subsurface Ocean = If humans can see a sea born out across round orb

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Photo: NASA Blueshift

Donald Trump: Terroristic Man-Toddler

(The New York Times)

Donald Trump: Terroristic Man-Toddler = Small, moronic, dirt-draped, rotten turd

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Donald Trump Appeared In A Playboy Softcore Porn Video

(Huffington Post)

Donald Trump appeared in a Playboy Softcore Porn Video = A pipe daydream! Blond landscape very out of proportion.

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Photo: Steve Baker

Nike Made Just eighty-nine Pairs of the 'Back to the Future' High-top Sneakers. Good Luck Getting One.

(Wired)

Nike Made Just eighty-nine Pairs of the 'Back to the Future' High-top Sneakers. Good Luck Getting One.=These kicks are guaranteed to fit! Hope Mr Fusion's junk can help unbegotten kid to go eighty-eight!

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Rudy Giuliani Thinks Donald Trump Is a 'Genius' For Allegedly Not Paying Taxes

(Fortune)

Rudy Giuliani Thinks Donald Trump Is a 'Genius' For Allegedly Not Paying Taxes = Ex NY Mayor: A delirious, repugnant, slug-like, and plain disgusting, filthy toad.

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Donald Trump's massively epic meltdown shouldn't really surprise anyone

(Washington Post)

Donald Trump's massively epic meltdown shouldn't really surprise anyone = Vilely horrendous, unmannerly petty-minded, crass wild louse, appals most! = Horrendously vile, sly, wild, nasty, demented, unipolar monster scum, appals.

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Illustration: Eugene Smith

FBI, TPD investigating Allah anagrams

(Tallahassee Democrat)

Photo: POP

FBI, TPD investigating Allah anagrams = Alas, rampant vandals ignite big fight!

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FBI, TPD investigating Allah anagrams = Fight against paint vandalism garble

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FBI, TPD investigating Allah anagrams = Halt! Arab gang isn't a divine psalm gift!

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FDA Tests Confirm Oatmeal, Baby Foods Contain Residues of Monsanto Weed Killer

(Huffington Post)

FDA Tests Confirm Oatmeal, Baby Foods Contain Residues of Monsanto Weed Killer = Scandals indeed! No, we first lobby a court mandate to fine for some fool's mistake

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Photo: Steve Bivans

Donald Trump Appeared In A Playboy Softcore Porn Video

(Huffington Post)

Trump's cameo role in a Playboy softcore porn film = Boo! No Oscar for player in smutty female romp clip

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Photo: H. Michael Karshis

MSNBC host destroys 'rotund' Donald Trump for non-existent Alicia Machado sex tape

(blastingnews)

Trump uncovers Alicia Machado's 'sex tape' = A smooth, plump tax evader's inaccuracies

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Saudi Arabian teen arrested for online videos with American blogger

(The Guardian)

Abu Sin arrested = Abused in arrest

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Swing States

(FiveThirtyEight)

Pennsylvania Ohio Florida North Carolina Iowa Nevada Colorado Virginia Wisconsin Michigan

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Savvy? No Ha ha, I win Hi, Israeli clan Loo law Corn-vocation In Cardroom Dope Inn SOG II Arian Fading

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Alicia Machado, Rosie O'Donnell, and Donald Trump's history of body-shaming

(Los Angeles Times)

Body-shaming is the practice of making critical, potentially humiliating comments about a person's body size or weight = Trump recently criticized Alicia Machado as "Miss Piggy" but his potbelly is somewhat big. Not OK, go fine that inane moron!

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High Blood Pressure May Limit Children's Cognitive Skills, Study Suggests

(The New York Times)

High Blood Pressure May Limit Children's Cognitive Skills, Study Suggests = Oh my! Chemists' ethics bulletin: Vigorously drugging kids spells disaster!

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Photo: James Deville

Hillary Clinton was the matador to Donald Trump's bull in first presidential debate

(Los Angeles Times)

Hillary Clinton was the matador to Donald Trump's bull in first presidential debate = Predominantly fit, her oral banderillas' points cut a direst mad bull twit, and he lost!

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Siesta Key residents concerned about recent wastewater controlled spill

(WWSB)

Siesta Key residents concerned about recent wastewater controlled spill = Our elderly town noted interest as sewer backsplatter incident coalesces

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The first baby using the new "three-parent" procedure has been born

(Popular Science)

The first baby using the new "three-parent" procedure has been born = But perhaps there are benefits? Why bring scorn? Need another tube? = Our hubby Peter has two inherent benefits: Change partners, Breed.

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Trump vs. Clinton: The First Presidential Debate

(Bloomberg)

Democrat "Crooked Hillary" versus Republican nominee "The Donald" = Can donkey dame overcome older horrid racist bull elephant in US?

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Photo: Cam Miller

Trump says he may hit 'harder' in next debate; Clinton tells reporters she had a 'great, great time.'

(Washington Post)

Trump says he may hit 'harder' in next debate; Clinton tells reporters she had a 'great, great time.' = Greet hate! Last night, the creep Trump rose to Hillary's bait many times and sneered extra hard!

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