Trump vs. GOP: Turn out the lights, the Republican Party is over

(Bayoubuzz)

Trump versus the GOP = Trump gets push. Over!

Anagram: Jason Lofts
Photo: Avaaz

Trump gets date of election wrong

(Seattle Times)

Trump gets date of election wrong = Team trudging to lose now? Perfect. = Frustrating to complete edge now! = Tug on left Democrats: get in power!

Anagram: Josiah Winslow
Photo: Mike Licht

Samsung scraps Galaxy Note 7 over fire concerns

(Reuters)

Samsung Galaxy Note 7 phone device = Giant snag - "Seven" may explode. Ouch!

Anagram: Jason Lofts

The Samsung Galaxy Note Seven fires = Ugh! lax event sees no safety margins

Anagram: Chris Davis

The Samsung Galaxy Note Seven = Have unsexy snag as get molten

Anagram: Jason Lofts
Photo: Mike Mozart

Saturn's Moon Dione Probably Has a Buried Ocean, Too

(Space.com)

Saturn's Moon Dione Probably Has a Buried Ocean, Too = Ooh! probe monitored a body; contains a sub-lunar sea

Anagram: Chris Davis
Image: Kevin Gill

Was fly sending message when it landed on Hillary Clinton's face?

(CBS News)

Was fly sending message when it landed on Hillary Clinton's face? = Yes, a flying insect signals the woman's decline and her downfall.

Anagram: Jason Lofts

Melania Trump's "Pussy Bow" Blouse Sure Made A Statement

(New York Magazine)

Melania's "pussy bow" blouse = Yes, bosom was unplausible

Anagram: Jason Lofts

The United States and Russia are prepping for doomsday

(Foreign Policy)

The relations between Washington and Moscow = Ah, cat with rodent! Enemies gonna set blows now.

Anagram: Aronas Pinchas
Photo: Alan Cleaver

SNN: Former USO singer shares her experiences

(SNN TV)

A Sarasota woman told us all about her experiences as a USO singer during World War II = Our broadcast examines, star. Her grin said, "Was a pleasure, well I would soon tour again."

Anagram: Chris Davis

Trump brags on tape about fame and groping women: 'You can do anything'

(The Guardian)

"I've gotta use some Tic Tacs, just in case I start kissing her" -Donald Trump = Told orange scum out eating 'jackass vitamins' "This is utter disrespect"

Anagram: Chris Davis

Why Donald Trump tweets late at night (and very early in the morning)

(Washington Post)

Why Donald Trump tweets late at night (and very early in the morning) = Twitter: A highly dependent mental drug on an earthly worm's vanity!

Anagram: Maurice Goddard

Donald Trump's got a new theory: Illegal immigrants are crossing the border to vote

(Washington Post)

Donald Trump's got a new theory: Illegal immigrants are crossing the border to vote = Horror grew, mate! Rotten rotter's maggoty head abounds in evil-smelling acid plots!

Anagram: Maurice Goddard
Art: Eugene Smith

Harry Reid says Trump 'raped and pillaged' Atlantic City

(Politico)

Harry Reid says Trump 'raped and pillaged' Atlantic City = Hell! Dastardly nasty, dirty, putrid pig, can rape America!

Anagram: Maurice Goddard
Caricature: DonkeyHotey

Dog Bites Trump

(The Wall Street Journal)

Dog Bites Trump = Pet drums bigot! = Bum got striped! = Pet got dumb sir!

Anagram: Maurice Goddard
Photo: Tara Gamby

Saturn's Moon Dione Harbors a Subsurface Ocean

(Astro Watch)

Saturn's Moon Dione Harbors a Subsurface Ocean = If humans can see a sea born out across round orb

Anagram: Chris Davis
Photo: NASA Blueshift

Donald Trump: Terroristic Man-Toddler

(The New York Times)

Donald Trump: Terroristic Man-Toddler = Small, moronic, dirt-draped, rotten turd

Anagram: Maurice Goddard
Image: Lws & Clrk

Donald Trump Appeared In A Playboy Softcore Porn Video

(Huffington Post)

Donald Trump appeared in a Playboy Softcore Porn Video = A pipe daydream! Blond landscape very out of proportion.

Anagram: Dharam
Photo: Steve Baker

Nike Made Just eighty-nine Pairs of the 'Back to the Future' High-top Sneakers. Good Luck Getting One.

(Wired)

Nike Made Just eighty-nine Pairs of the 'Back to the Future' High-top Sneakers. Good Luck Getting One.=These kicks are guaranteed to fit! Hope Mr Fusion's junk can help unbegotten kid to go eighty-eight!

Anagram: Chris Davis
Image: mono mono

Rudy Giuliani Thinks Donald Trump Is a 'Genius' For Allegedly Not Paying Taxes

(Fortune)

Rudy Giuliani Thinks Donald Trump Is a 'Genius' For Allegedly Not Paying Taxes = Ex NY Mayor: A delirious, repugnant, slug-like, and plain disgusting, filthy toad.

Anagram: Maurice Goddard
Illustration: DonkeyHotey

Donald Trump's massively epic meltdown shouldn't really surprise anyone

(Washington Post)

Donald Trump's massively epic meltdown shouldn't really surprise anyone = Vilely horrendous, unmannerly petty-minded, crass wild louse, appals most! = Horrendously vile, sly, wild, nasty, demented, unipolar monster scum, appals.

Anagram: Maurice Goddard
Illustration: Eugene Smith

FBI, TPD investigating Allah anagrams

(Tallahassee Democrat)

Photo: POP

FBI, TPD investigating Allah anagrams = Alas, rampant vandals ignite big fight!

Anagram: Dharam

FBI, TPD investigating Allah anagrams = Fight against paint vandalism garble

Anagram: Chris Davis

FBI, TPD investigating Allah anagrams = Halt! Arab gang isn't a divine psalm gift!

Anagram: Josiah Winslow