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Tuesday, October 18, 2016

President Obama Tells Donald Trump To "Stop Whining" About Mythical Voter Fraud

(Huffington Post)

President Obama Tells Donald Trump To 'Stop Whining' About Mythical Voter Fraud = Can't win a vote for a ballot? Path to President sliding? That's *your* problem, dumdum!
Anagram: Josiah Winslow

Bob Dylan wins Nobel Prize for Literature

(BBC)
Bob Dylan non risponde all'Accademia svedese del Nobel

Bob Dylan wins the Nobel Prize for Literature = One bizarre, wan poet. Fluent Robby is thrilled.
Anagram: Julian Lofts
Photo: Television Streaming

Evangelical Support for Trump Was Preordained

(Bloomberg)
I wonder if #TheDonald reads every tweet about him.

Donald Trump is preordained as the next ~ US president tho Mr "No Tax" raped and lied
Anagram: Julian Lofts
Photo: Steve Baker

Sunday, October 16, 2016

Donald Trump Challenges Hillary Clinton To Take A Drug Test

(Real Clear Politics)
HAVE YOU SEEN THIS MAN?

Donald Trump Challenges Hillary Clinton To Take A Drug Test = A mental toddler plants drug. Let's talk truly high on cocaine!
Anagram: Chris Davis
Image: Mike Licht

GOP headquarters in NC town is firebombed

(MSN)
bigbrothertrump_NO TEXT

'Nazi Republicans get out or else' = Cretinous alien group set blaze
Anagram: Russ Atkinson
Illustration: alexandertolley1954

Saturday, October 15, 2016

Trump belittles accusers as unattractive, as more come forward

(Washington Post)
The #Donald gives a pucker to Gov. Mike Pence.

Trump belittles accusers as unattractive, as more come forward=If matters ever contradict me, scream about a corrupt, lawless US!
Anagram: Josiah Winslow
Photo: Steve Baker

Friday, October 14, 2016

Batman chases 'killer clowns'

(The Daily Telegraph)
Grabbing the clown

Batman chases 'killer clowns' = Clear? Let's banish clown mask!
Anagram: Russ Atkinson
Photo: bhautikjoshi

Solar Panels Grown on the Moon Could Power the Earth

(Popular Science)

Solar panels grown on the moon could power the earth = Lunar photons, please go enhance the world tomorrow = Now to roll other scheme - lunar-grade photon weapons!
Anagram: Chris Davis

Hundreds of snakes take over Sarasota road near Celery Fields

(WWSB)

Hundreds of snakes take over Sarasota road near Celery Fields = To fear of any reason dark slitherers skedaddle across avenue!
Anagram: Chris Davis

Wonder Woman Named UN Ambassador

(MSN)
Wonder Woman Covers Wonder Woman Covers Wonder Woman Covers

Wonder Woman Named UN Ambassador = A redrawn bosomed madam was no nun
Anagram: Russ Atkinson
Photo: jooleeah_stahkey

Thursday, October 13, 2016

Man performs Beethoven using Glocks

(The Independent)

Man performs Beethoven using Glocks = Feeble music song prank moves throng
Anagram: Russ Atkinson

Deep space travel could damage astronauts' brains

(Popular Science)
Astronaut

Deep space travel could damage astronauts' brains = Dear NASA, active ground data speculates problems
Anagram: Chris Davis
Art: Herbalizer

Hacked WikiLeaks emails show concerns about Clinton candidacy, email server

(Washington Post)
Edward Nalbandian, Hillary Clinton

Hacked WikiLeaks emails show concerns about Clinton candidacy, email server = Inside source can't allow candidacy kick-back so she wins. The moral? Never Email.
Anagram: Josiah Winslow
Photo: PAN Photo

Wednesday, October 12, 2016

Old batteries are recycled into fertilizer to help grow corn

(Science Channel)

Old batteries are recycled into fertilizer to help grow corn = I cried, "Electrons grow their bizarre electrolyte plant food?"
Anagram: Chris Davis

Trump vs. GOP: Turn out the lights, the Republican Party is over

(Bayoubuzz)
Berlin United against Trump

Trump versus the GOP = Trump gets push. Over!
Anagram: Jason Lofts
Photo: Avaaz

Trump gets date of election wrong

(Seattle Times)
HAVE YOU SEEN THIS MAN?

Trump gets date of election wrong = Team trudging to lose now? Perfect. = Frustrating to complete edge now! = Tug on left Democrats: get in power!
Anagram: Josiah Winslow
Photo: Mike Licht

Tuesday, October 11, 2016

Samsung scraps Galaxy Note 7 over fire concerns

(Reuters)
Samsung Galaxy Note 7 Display, Target 9/2016, pics by Mike Mozart of TheToyChannel and JeepersMedia on YouTube #Samsung #Galaxy #Note #7
Samsung Galaxy Note 7 phone device = Giant snag - "Seven" may explode. Ouch!
Anagram: Jason Lofts
The Samsung Galaxy Note Seven fires = Ugh! lax event sees no safety margins
Anagram: Chris Davis
The Samsung Galaxy Note Seven = Have unsexy snag as get molten
Anagram: Jason Lofts
Photo: Mike Mozart

Saturn's Moon Dione Probably Has a Buried Ocean, Too

(Space.com)
Moons of Saturn - Infographic

Saturn's Moon Dione Probably Has a Buried Ocean, Too = Ooh! probe monitored a body; contains a sub-lunar sea
Anagram: Chris Davis
Image: Kevin Gill

Monday, October 10, 2016

Was fly sending message when it landed on Hillary Clinton's face?

(CBS News)


Was fly sending message when it landed on Hillary Clinton's face? = Yes, a flying insect signals the woman's decline and her downfall.
Anagram: Jason Lofts

Melania Trump's "Pussy Bow" Blouse Sure Made A Statement

(New York Magazine)


Melania's "pussy bow" blouse = Yes, bosom was unplausible
Anagram: Jason Lofts