VP nominee Mike Pence's campaign plane skids off LaGuardia airport runway

(New York Daily News)

VP nominee Mike Pence's campaign plane skids off LaGuardia airport runway = O! Facing a slippery slope, vain inane pig-faced media-wanker, Trump, runs amok!

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Halloween countdown: States, residents get ready for creepy clowns

(USA Today)

Halloween countdown: States, residents get ready for creepy clowns = Newsreel note: Children dress up scary now to get a lot of sweet candy!

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Amy Schumer calls Donald Trump an "orange, sexual-assaulting, fake-college-starting monster"

(The Independent)

Monster Mash I was working in the lab late one night When my eyes beheld an eerie sight For my monster from his slab began to rise And suddenly to my surprise

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A nasty orange man materialised Yikes! We were terribly traumatised! No noblesse, he offends women, he's loony, lying Oh, shh! Dim Mr Trump, his strength's ebbing.

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Geophysicists Are Turning Peanut Butter Into Diamond Gemstones

(Popular Science)

Geophysicists Are Turning Peanut Butter Into Diamond Gemstones = Great ingredients, but appraising them sounds nutty to economies

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Swifts break record by staying aloft for ten months at a time

(New Scientist)

Swifts break record by staying aloft for ten months at a time = Newsman: "The aft test footage of most irritably cranky birds"

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Trump's bigotry has doomed his campaign. But his stance on Russia should've disqualified him months ago

(Quartz)

Trump's bigotry has doomed his campaign. But his stance on Russia should've disqualified him months ago = Oh! Amid unsophisticated high-squandering poses, dummy ignoramus's bullshit-mad fascist behavior too!

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Donald Trump's Lack of Discipline and Discernment

(The New York Times)

Donald Trump's Lack of Discipline and Discernment = Cretin's sick and crap-polluted mind's ninefold mad!

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Trump's Walk of Fame star destroyed by a vandal

(CNN)

Trump's Walk of Fame star destroyed by a vandal = Sparked removal of my flat nasty busted award

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Donald Trump Has a 0% Chance of Winning the Election, According to U of I Computer Scientists

(ChicagoInno)

Result's a romp = Trump's a loser!

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Removal of Sir Philip Green's knighthood is far from certain, say experts

(The Guardian)

Businessman, 'Sir' Philip Green faces the Honours Forfeiture Committee = Secure enormous humiliation here, in effect for me asset stripping BHS

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Trump's attitude is not 'unprecedented.' Nixon was a sore loser, too

(Washington Post)

Trump's attitude is not 'unprecedented.' Nixon was a sore loser, too = True axiom to note: Toupee-preened narcissist nut Donald's worst!

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@ChiPhotoGuy turns our world upside down with this aerial shot of Chicago

(Colossal)

@ChiPhotoGuy turns our world upside down with this aerial shot of Chicago = Curious wild outdoor shore photograph facing sunlit city with shadow, eh?

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Photo: Nick Ulivieri

Tiger Woods Doesn't Regret Cheating on Ex-Wife Elin Nordegren

(Yahoo!)

Tiger Woods Doesn't Regret Cheating on Ex-Wife Elin Nordegren = Sex with new, energetic ladies often good! No regret or end (grin)!

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Donald Trump's chances of winning are approaching zero

(Washington Post)

Donald Trump's chances of winning are approaching zero = A near-dazed, self-worshipping, crap-manic con, hung on rot

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Undiscovered 'Planet Nine' May Be Cause of Tilt of Our Solar System

(SpaceWatchTower)

Undiscovered 'Planet Nine' May Be Cause of Tilt of Our Solar System = It's Proof: To focus camera or suddenly see many alien-built events

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Photo: Kevin Gill

Donald Trump's collapse was caused by one big factor: Hillary Clinton

(Salon)

Donald Trump's collapse was caused by one big factor: Hillary Clinton = Maniac's cloudburst fall is really the bloated crappy con's own doing!

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Trump's Gettysburg Address, Believe Me

(Huffington Post)

Trump reveals the truth in his Gettysburg address = "Grab a tight, svelte pussy, then thrust!" sir demurred

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Image: H. Michael Karshis

Cop who oversees red light cameras ends up ticketing himself

(WWSB)

Cop who oversees red light cameras ends up ticketing himself = From checking speed times violation, he shrugs, respected law.

Anagram: Christopher Davis
Photo: West Midlands Police

Emu lassoed on Arizona highway

(CNN)

Emu lassoed on Arizona highway = Zany agenda, somehow hilarious. = Aimless wandering. Zoo, you! Ha ha!

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Photo: Mertie

Rudy Giuliani is a humorless, 'nasty' man

(Washington Post)

Rudy Giuliani is a humorless, 'nasty' man = Dirty grisly human animal is nauseous!

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