Trump: 'We should just cancel the election' and declare me the winner

(CNN)

Trump: 'We should just cancel the election' and declare me the winner = Reject, condemn, accuse, and undermine law, whether he's up little/lot!

Anagram: Josiah Winslow
Photo: alexandertolley1954

Pussy Riot take aim at Trump

(The New Zealand Herald)

The latest Pussy Riot music video "Make America Great Again" ~ attacks Trump. Me, I agree, he is a nasty ogre, a vile idiot, a scum!

Anagram: Julian Lofts

He wore a Trump hat and 'deplorables' shirt to vote. Texas police arrested him.

(Washington Post)

He wore a Trump hat and 'deplorables' shirt to vote. Texas police arrested him. = Election protest? Prime example! He was barred to avoid the hard truth: a loss.

Anagram: Josiah Winslow
Photo: Topher McCulloch

VP nominee Mike Pence's campaign plane skids off LaGuardia airport runway

(New York Daily News)

VP nominee Mike Pence's campaign plane skids off LaGuardia airport runway = O! Facing a slippery slope, vain inane pig-faced media-wanker, Trump, runs amok!

Anagram: Maurice Goddard
Caricature: DonkeyHotey

Halloween countdown: States, residents get ready for creepy clowns

(USA Today)

Halloween countdown: States, residents get ready for creepy clowns = Newsreel note: Children dress up scary now to get a lot of sweet candy!

Anagram: Maurice Goddard

Amy Schumer calls Donald Trump an "orange, sexual-assaulting, fake-college-starting monster"

(The Independent)

Monster Mash I was working in the lab late one night When my eyes beheld an eerie sight For my monster from his slab began to rise And suddenly to my surprise

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A nasty orange man materialised Yikes! We were terribly traumatised! No noblesse, he offends women, he's loony, lying Oh, shh! Dim Mr Trump, his strength's ebbing.

Anagram: Julian Lofts
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Geophysicists Are Turning Peanut Butter Into Diamond Gemstones

(Popular Science)

Geophysicists Are Turning Peanut Butter Into Diamond Gemstones = Great ingredients, but appraising them sounds nutty to economies

Anagram: Christopher Davis
Photo: Christophe

Swifts break record by staying aloft for ten months at a time

(New Scientist)

Swifts break record by staying aloft for ten months at a time = Newsman: "The aft test footage of most irritably cranky birds"

Anagram: Chris Davis

Trump's bigotry has doomed his campaign. But his stance on Russia should've disqualified him months ago

(Quartz)

Trump's bigotry has doomed his campaign. But his stance on Russia should've disqualified him months ago = Oh! Amid unsophisticated high-squandering poses, dummy ignoramus's bullshit-mad fascist behavior too!

Anagram: Maurice Goddard
Image: IoSonoUnaFotoCamera

Donald Trump's Lack of Discipline and Discernment

(The New York Times)

Donald Trump's Lack of Discipline and Discernment = Cretin's sick and crap-polluted mind's ninefold mad!

Anagram: Maurice Goddard
Image: Chris Piascik

Trump's Walk of Fame star destroyed by a vandal

(CNN)

Trump's Walk of Fame star destroyed by a vandal = Sparked removal of my flat nasty busted award

Anagram: Chris Davis

Donald Trump Has a 0% Chance of Winning the Election, According to U of I Computer Scientists

(ChicagoInno)

Result's a romp = Trump's a loser!

Anagram: Julian Lofts
Image: Mike Licht

Removal of Sir Philip Green's knighthood is far from certain, say experts

(The Guardian)

Businessman, 'Sir' Philip Green faces the Honours Forfeiture Committee = Secure enormous humiliation here, in effect for me asset stripping BHS

Anagram: Chris Sturdy
Photo: Financial Times

Trump's attitude is not 'unprecedented.' Nixon was a sore loser, too

(Washington Post)

Trump's attitude is not 'unprecedented.' Nixon was a sore loser, too = True axiom to note: Toupee-preened narcissist nut Donald's worst!

Anagram: Maurice Goddard
Photo: Eva Rinaldi

@ChiPhotoGuy turns our world upside down with this aerial shot of Chicago

(Colossal)

@ChiPhotoGuy turns our world upside down with this aerial shot of Chicago = Curious wild outdoor shore photograph facing sunlit city with shadow, eh?

Anagram: Christopher Davis
Photo: Nick Ulivieri

Tiger Woods Doesn't Regret Cheating on Ex-Wife Elin Nordegren

(Yahoo!)

Tiger Woods Doesn't Regret Cheating on Ex-Wife Elin Nordegren = Sex with new, energetic ladies often good! No regret or end (grin)!

Anagram: Aronas Pinchas
Photo: Omar Rawlings

Donald Trump's chances of winning are approaching zero

(Washington Post)

Donald Trump's chances of winning are approaching zero = A near-dazed, self-worshipping, crap-manic con, hung on rot

Anagram: Maurice Goddard
Photo: torbakhopper

Undiscovered 'Planet Nine' May Be Cause of Tilt of Our Solar System

(SpaceWatchTower)

Undiscovered 'Planet Nine' May Be Cause of Tilt of Our Solar System = It's Proof: To focus camera or suddenly see many alien-built events

Anagram: Christopher Davis
Photo: Kevin Gill

Donald Trump's collapse was caused by one big factor: Hillary Clinton

(Salon)

Donald Trump's collapse was caused by one big factor: Hillary Clinton = Maniac's cloudburst fall is really the bloated crappy con's own doing!

Anagram: Maurice Goddard
Photo: Russ Allison Loar

Trump's Gettysburg Address, Believe Me

(Huffington Post)

Trump reveals the truth in his Gettysburg address = "Grab a tight, svelte pussy, then thrust!" sir demurred

Anagram: Julian Lofts
Image: H. Michael Karshis