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Saturday, October 29, 2016

'This Changes Everything': Donald Trump Exults as Hillary Clintonâ€™s Team Scrambles

'This Changes Everything': Donald Trump Exults as Hillary Clinton's Team Scrambles = Then many regard this cuss-smelling, smut-lethal varlet, xenophobic, sly, and racist.

Anagram: Maurice Goddard
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When Trump's chances go up stocks go down

(National Public Radio)

When Trump's chances go up stocks go down = Downtown groups check sums, spot change

Anagram: Christopher Davis
Photo: Jonathan Rolande

Friday, October 28, 2016

Who will win the presidency?

(FiveThirtyEight)

Donald wins November election = No! An event well-inscribed: DOOM!

Anagram: Joe Woestendiek
Photo: Russ Allison Loar

The FBI Reinvigorates Trump = But I PREFER this vote margin! = That trips November, I figure. = "Bet I'm a pure 'first' overnight!" = "Pattern? I brush it, forgive me!" = Bar us from repetitive thing!

Anagram: Josiah Winslow
Caricature: DonkeyHotey

Trump: 'We should just cancel the election' and declare me the winner

(CNN)

Trump: 'We should just cancel the election' and declare me the winner = Reject, condemn, accuse, and undermine law, whether he's up little/lot!

Anagram: Josiah Winslow
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Pussy Riot take aim at Trump

(The New Zealand Herald)

The latest Pussy Riot music video "Make America Great Again" ~ attacks Trump. Me, I agree, he is a nasty ogre, a vile idiot, a scum!

Anagram: Julian Lofts

He wore a Trump hat and 'deplorables' shirt to vote. Texas police arrested him.

(Washington Post)

He wore a Trump hat and 'deplorables' shirt to vote. Texas police arrested him. = Election protest? Prime example! He was barred to avoid the hard truth: a loss.

Anagram: Josiah Winslow
Photo: Topher McCulloch

VP nominee Mike Pence's campaign plane skids off LaGuardia airport runway

(New York Daily News)

Donald Trump and Mike Pence - Caricature

VP nominee Mike Pence's campaign plane skids off LaGuardia airport runway = O! Facing a slippery slope, vain inane pig-faced media-wanker, Trump, runs amok!

Anagram: Maurice Goddard
Caricature: DonkeyHotey

Halloween countdown: States, residents get ready for creepy clowns

(USA Today)

Halloween countdown: States, residents get ready for creepy clowns = Newsreel note: Children dress up scary now to get a lot of sweet candy!

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Amy Schumer calls Donald Trump an "orange, sexual-assaulting, fake-college-starting monster"

(The Independent)

Monster Mash
I was working in the lab late one night
When my eyes beheld an eerie sight
For my monster from his slab began to rise
And suddenly to my surprise

A nasty orange man materialised
Yikes! We were terribly traumatised!
No noblesse, he offends women, he's loony, lying
Oh, shh! Dim Mr Trump, his strength's ebbing.

Anagram: Julian Lofts
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Thursday, October 27, 2016

Geophysicists Are Turning Peanut Butter Into Diamond Gemstones

(Popular Science)

Geophysicists Are Turning Peanut Butter Into Diamond Gemstones = Great ingredients, but appraising them sounds nutty to economies

Anagram: Christopher Davis
Photo: Christophe

Swifts break record by staying aloft for ten months at a time

(New Scientist)

Swifts break record by staying aloft for ten months at a time = Newsman: "The aft test footage of most irritably cranky birds"

Anagram: Chris Davis

Trump's bigotry has doomed his campaign. But his stance on Russia should've disqualified him months ago

(Quartz)

Trump's bigotry has doomed his campaign. But his stance on Russia should've disqualified him months ago = Oh! Amid unsophisticated high-squandering poses, dummy ignoramus's bullshit-mad fascist behavior too!

Anagram: Maurice Goddard
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