Trump booted a black man from his rally and called him a 'thug.' Turns out he is a supporter.

(Washington Post)

Trump booted a black man from his rally and called him a 'thug'. Turns out he is a supporter. = Stupid rumour made me laugh hard at it. Ben Carson's the only black support for him at all!

Anagram: Josiah Winslow

Donald Trump jokes about canceling the election and making him president. Cue outrage.

(Washington Post)

Donald Trump jokes about canceling the election and making him president. Cue outrage. = Belt muck! Egomaniac jerk's an out-and-out complete unhinged Hitlerian despotic danger!

Anagram: Maurice Goddard
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Professor who's correctly called every presidential election since 1984 predicts Trump will win

(Yahoo!)

Expert forecasts Trumps presidential win = Politics-man - twit preferred as next US Pres.! = Complaint is - twit preferred as next US Pres.!

Anagram: Aronas Pinchas
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'This Changes Everything': Donald Trump Exults as Hillary Clinton’s Team Scrambles

(The New York Times)

'This Changes Everything': Donald Trump Exults as Hillary Clinton's Team Scrambles = Then many regard this cuss-smelling, smut-lethal varlet, xenophobic, sly, and racist.

Anagram: Maurice Goddard
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When Trump's chances go up stocks go down

(National Public Radio)

When Trump's chances go up stocks go down = Downtown groups check sums, spot change

Anagram: Christopher Davis
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Who will win the presidency?

(FiveThirtyEight)

Donald wins November election = No! An event well-inscribed: DOOM!

Anagram: Joe Woestendiek
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The FBI Reinvigorates Trump

(The New Yorker)

The FBI Reinvigorates Trump = But I PREFER this vote margin! = That trips November, I figure. = "Bet I'm a pure 'first' overnight!" = "Pattern? I brush it, forgive me!" = Bar us from repetitive thing!

Anagram: Josiah Winslow
Caricature: DonkeyHotey

Trump: 'We should just cancel the election' and declare me the winner

(CNN)

Trump: 'We should just cancel the election' and declare me the winner = Reject, condemn, accuse, and undermine law, whether he's up little/lot!

Anagram: Josiah Winslow
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Pussy Riot take aim at Trump

(The New Zealand Herald)

The latest Pussy Riot music video "Make America Great Again" ~ attacks Trump. Me, I agree, he is a nasty ogre, a vile idiot, a scum!

Anagram: Julian Lofts

He wore a Trump hat and 'deplorables' shirt to vote. Texas police arrested him.

(Washington Post)

He wore a Trump hat and 'deplorables' shirt to vote. Texas police arrested him. = Election protest? Prime example! He was barred to avoid the hard truth: a loss.

Anagram: Josiah Winslow
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VP nominee Mike Pence's campaign plane skids off LaGuardia airport runway

(New York Daily News)

VP nominee Mike Pence's campaign plane skids off LaGuardia airport runway = O! Facing a slippery slope, vain inane pig-faced media-wanker, Trump, runs amok!

Anagram: Maurice Goddard
Caricature: DonkeyHotey

Halloween countdown: States, residents get ready for creepy clowns

(USA Today)

Halloween countdown: States, residents get ready for creepy clowns = Newsreel note: Children dress up scary now to get a lot of sweet candy!

Anagram: Maurice Goddard

Amy Schumer calls Donald Trump an "orange, sexual-assaulting, fake-college-starting monster"

(The Independent)

Monster Mash I was working in the lab late one night When my eyes beheld an eerie sight For my monster from his slab began to rise And suddenly to my surprise

~

A nasty orange man materialised Yikes! We were terribly traumatised! No noblesse, he offends women, he's loony, lying Oh, shh! Dim Mr Trump, his strength's ebbing.

Anagram: Julian Lofts
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Geophysicists Are Turning Peanut Butter Into Diamond Gemstones

(Popular Science)

Geophysicists Are Turning Peanut Butter Into Diamond Gemstones = Great ingredients, but appraising them sounds nutty to economies

Anagram: Christopher Davis
Photo: Christophe

Swifts break record by staying aloft for ten months at a time

(New Scientist)

Swifts break record by staying aloft for ten months at a time = Newsman: "The aft test footage of most irritably cranky birds"

Anagram: Chris Davis

Trump's bigotry has doomed his campaign. But his stance on Russia should've disqualified him months ago

(Quartz)

Trump's bigotry has doomed his campaign. But his stance on Russia should've disqualified him months ago = Oh! Amid unsophisticated high-squandering poses, dummy ignoramus's bullshit-mad fascist behavior too!

Anagram: Maurice Goddard
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Donald Trump's Lack of Discipline and Discernment

(The New York Times)

Donald Trump's Lack of Discipline and Discernment = Cretin's sick and crap-polluted mind's ninefold mad!

Anagram: Maurice Goddard
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Trump's Walk of Fame star destroyed by a vandal

(CNN)

Trump's Walk of Fame star destroyed by a vandal = Sparked removal of my flat nasty busted award

Anagram: Chris Davis

Donald Trump Has a 0% Chance of Winning the Election, According to U of I Computer Scientists

(ChicagoInno)

Result's a romp = Trump's a loser!

Anagram: Julian Lofts
Image: Mike Licht

Removal of Sir Philip Green's knighthood is far from certain, say experts

(The Guardian)

Businessman, 'Sir' Philip Green faces the Honours Forfeiture Committee = Secure enormous humiliation here, in effect for me asset stripping BHS

Anagram: Chris Sturdy
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