Patient's fart blamed for fire, burnt body

(The New Zealand Herald)

A patient's putrid intestinal gas is blamed for the fire ~ in an operating theatre. "Is a bum's pitfall", testified Drs.

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Russia has a grand plan to undermine the West's democracies -- and it's working

(Business Insider)

Russia has a grand plan to undermine the West's democracies = Putin (he runs Red, restless head) and Moscow against America

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Trump supporter charged with voting twice in Iowa

(Washington Post)

Trump supporter charged with voting twice in Iowa = Rigged... with a Trump vote... a power-punch ironic twist

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The latest Cubs curse? His name is Corey Kluber

(ESPN)

The Chicago Cubs World Series = Score which leads to big curse

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Iceland's Pirate Party Loves Hackers, Drugs & Revolution

(The Daily Beast)

Iceland's Pirate Party ≠ is a credit, apparently

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Trump booted a black man from his rally and called him a 'thug.' Turns out he is a supporter.

(Washington Post)

Trump booted a black man from his rally and called him a 'thug'. Turns out he is a supporter. = Stupid rumour made me laugh hard at it. Ben Carson's the only black support for him at all!

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Donald Trump jokes about canceling the election and making him president. Cue outrage.

(Washington Post)

Donald Trump jokes about canceling the election and making him president. Cue outrage. = Belt muck! Egomaniac jerk's an out-and-out complete unhinged Hitlerian despotic danger!

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Professor who's correctly called every presidential election since 1984 predicts Trump will win

(Yahoo!)

Expert forecasts Trumps presidential win = Politics-man - twit preferred as next US Pres.! = Complaint is - twit preferred as next US Pres.!

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'This Changes Everything': Donald Trump Exults as Hillary Clinton’s Team Scrambles

(The New York Times)

'This Changes Everything': Donald Trump Exults as Hillary Clinton's Team Scrambles = Then many regard this cuss-smelling, smut-lethal varlet, xenophobic, sly, and racist.

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When Trump's chances go up stocks go down

(National Public Radio)

When Trump's chances go up stocks go down = Downtown groups check sums, spot change

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Who will win the presidency?

(FiveThirtyEight)

Donald wins November election = No! An event well-inscribed: DOOM!

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The FBI Reinvigorates Trump

(The New Yorker)

The FBI Reinvigorates Trump = But I PREFER this vote margin! = That trips November, I figure. = "Bet I'm a pure 'first' overnight!" = "Pattern? I brush it, forgive me!" = Bar us from repetitive thing!

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Caricature: DonkeyHotey

Trump: 'We should just cancel the election' and declare me the winner

(CNN)

Trump: 'We should just cancel the election' and declare me the winner = Reject, condemn, accuse, and undermine law, whether he's up little/lot!

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Pussy Riot take aim at Trump

(The New Zealand Herald)

The latest Pussy Riot music video "Make America Great Again" ~ attacks Trump. Me, I agree, he is a nasty ogre, a vile idiot, a scum!

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He wore a Trump hat and 'deplorables' shirt to vote. Texas police arrested him.

(Washington Post)

He wore a Trump hat and 'deplorables' shirt to vote. Texas police arrested him. = Election protest? Prime example! He was barred to avoid the hard truth: a loss.

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VP nominee Mike Pence's campaign plane skids off LaGuardia airport runway

(New York Daily News)

VP nominee Mike Pence's campaign plane skids off LaGuardia airport runway = O! Facing a slippery slope, vain inane pig-faced media-wanker, Trump, runs amok!

Anagram: Maurice Goddard
Caricature: DonkeyHotey

Halloween countdown: States, residents get ready for creepy clowns

(USA Today)

Halloween countdown: States, residents get ready for creepy clowns = Newsreel note: Children dress up scary now to get a lot of sweet candy!

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Amy Schumer calls Donald Trump an "orange, sexual-assaulting, fake-college-starting monster"

(The Independent)

Monster Mash I was working in the lab late one night When my eyes beheld an eerie sight For my monster from his slab began to rise And suddenly to my surprise

~

A nasty orange man materialised Yikes! We were terribly traumatised! No noblesse, he offends women, he's loony, lying Oh, shh! Dim Mr Trump, his strength's ebbing.

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Geophysicists Are Turning Peanut Butter Into Diamond Gemstones

(Popular Science)

Geophysicists Are Turning Peanut Butter Into Diamond Gemstones = Great ingredients, but appraising them sounds nutty to economies

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Swifts break record by staying aloft for ten months at a time

(New Scientist)

Swifts break record by staying aloft for ten months at a time = Newsman: "The aft test footage of most irritably cranky birds"

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