Trump booted a black man from his rally and called him a 'thug'. Turns out he is a supporter. = Stupid rumour made me laugh hard at it. Ben Carson's the only black support for him at all!
(Washington Post)
Donald Trump jokes about canceling the election and making him president. Cue outrage. = Belt muck! Egomaniac jerk's an out-and-out complete unhinged Hitlerian despotic danger!
(The New York Times)
'This Changes Everything': Donald Trump Exults as Hillary Clinton's Team Scrambles = Then many regard this cuss-smelling, smut-lethal varlet, xenophobic, sly, and racist.
(The New Yorker)
The FBI Reinvigorates Trump = But I PREFER this vote margin! = That trips November, I figure. = "Bet I'm a pure 'first' overnight!" = "Pattern? I brush it, forgive me!" = Bar us from repetitive thing!
(Washington Post)
He wore a Trump hat and 'deplorables' shirt to vote. Texas police arrested him. = Election protest? Prime example! He was barred to avoid the hard truth: a loss.
(New York Daily News)
VP nominee Mike Pence's campaign plane skids off LaGuardia airport runway = O! Facing a slippery slope, vain inane pig-faced media-wanker, Trump, runs amok!