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Friday, November 11, 2016

'Drain the Swamp'? Trump's Potential Cabinet Fills Out With Washington Insiders

(NBC News)

'Drain the Swamp'? Trump's Potential Cabinet Fills Out With Washington Insiders = Stupid plan: running from a raw, twisted establishment, with *those* politicians!
Anagram: Josiah Winslow

Thursday, November 10, 2016

The Latest: Trump on Twitter taking on protesters

(Washington Post)
we gotta fix this s***

The Latest: Trump on Twitter taking on protesters = The rotten, stark, petulant, monster-egotist twirp!
Anagram: Maurice Goddard
Image: mitchell haindfield

Wednesday, November 9, 2016

In Russland rufen sie "God bless America"

(Welt)
Mindaugas Bonanu's street art. Lituania: murale del bacio tra Trump e Putin a Vilnius (PETRAS MALUKAS/AFP/Getty Images)

God Bless America = A grim debacle. SOS!
Anagram: Julian Lofts
Image: zio fabio

Stock markets crashed to their floor as Donald Trump began to win: What that means for you

(Mic)
What have you fucking done, USA? I retarded man as president? Are you kidding me and rest of the people of the world? You are so fucked up right now. This man coming to bring you down. #usa #trump #fuck

Trump presidency ≠ My prices trend up
Anagram: Josiah Winslow
Image: Anders "Spindelweb" Stolt

Hillary Clinton's Concession Speech Highlights

(The New York Times)

United States election = See a destitute Clinton
Anagram: Adie Pena

Donald Trump Elected President of the United States

(US Magazine)
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The acronym POTUS = He's Trump, a tycoon
Anagram: Jason Lofts
Image: Dan Lacey

President Donald Trump

(The New York Times)
Trumpismo Grabs America By the ... Throat

President Trump = Red Mr Putin's pet
Anagram: Greig Templeton
Image: Mike Licht

Trump victory sparks student walk-out at Berkeley High School, angry protests across California

(Los Angeles Times)

Trump victory sparks student walk-out at Berkeley High School, angry protests across California = Aghast, folk boo vulgarly crass, potty or worst stuck-up President Elect shark in American history!
Anagram: Maurice Goddard\

Why everyone wants to move to New Zealand (if Trump wins)

(Stuff.co.nz)
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The President gazumps the American nation. Doh! = Despise, hate Mr Trump? Then go to a hacienda in NZ!
Anagram: Julian Lofts
Image: Oli Goldsmith

Tuesday, November 8, 2016

Sarasota County relaxes food truck rules

(Herald-Tribune)
New York Food Truck

Sarasota County relaxes food truck rules = Car cooks use extra fuel around stray lots
Anagram: Chris Davis
Photo: Sacha Fernandez

Monday, November 7, 2016

Donald Trump rushed off stage amid disturbance at Reno rally

(Las Vegas Review-Journal)

Donald Trump rushed off stage amid disturbance at Reno rally = Protester gun? No! That day's all scrambled, I found a dud firearm.
Anagram: Josiah Winslow

Comey says latest emails don't change FBI conclusion on Clinton

(PBS)
James Comey: 'Oops!'

Comey says latest emails don't change FBI conclusion on Clinton = Facts: No illegal, slimy conduct, no case. So...maybe innocent? No shit!
Anagram: Josiah Winslow
Photo: Mike Licht

Inside Donald Trump's Last Stand: An Anxious Nominee Seeks Assurance

(The New York Times)


Steve Bannon, Trump's chief executive officer = Next, ice bum over such effective "pants on fire"!
Anagram: Josiah Winslow

The Trump who stole Christmas: Win or lose, Donald Trump has ruined everything

(Salon)

The Trump who stole Christmas: Win or lose, Donald Trump has ruined everything = Worst: Put together Hitler and Mussolini, and we've sly, horrid, sham con Trump, eh?
Anagram: Maurice Goddard

Sunday, November 6, 2016

Student gets sweet revenge on thief

(MSN)

Student gets sweet revenge on thief = Tweet to vent surges. He nets feeding.
Anagram: Russ Atkinson

Trump's "assassination attempt"

(Vox)
Trump

Trump's "assassination attempt" = Sap's assumption taints matter
Anagram: Russ Atkinson
Image: IoSonoUnaFotoCamera

Saturday, November 5, 2016

Brexit: All you need to know about the UK leaving the EU

(BBC)
Brexshit

The Key Players in the Brexit Disaster
1. Boris Johnson
2. Angela Merkel
3. Francois Hollande
4. Nicola Sturgeon
5. Nigel Farage
6. David Cameron
7. Theresa May
=
1. A fervid xenophobe. He's a rat
2. A sullen German
3. A slimy Frenchman
4. A Scottish joke
5. Intolerable redneck, an idiot
6. A greedy Tory liar
7. An English ogress
Anagram: Julian Lofts
Image: H. Michael Karshis
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Presidential race stirs emotions

(Herald-Tribune)
When it comes to voting this year, even fences aren't on the fence this election...duh!

Presidential race stirs emotions = Secrets, lies, a riot, and prison time!
Anagram: Christopher Davis
Photo: Lorie Shaull

Miss Bumbum Pageant Is Getting Crucified For This 'Last Supper' Photo

(Huffington Post)


Miss Bumbum Pageant Is Getting Crucified For This 'Last Supper' Photo = Rump's image ached! But bottom line is: ass picture's hot gripping stuff!
Anagram: Maurice Goddard

Friday, November 4, 2016

Diver may have found 'lost nuke' missing since cold war off Canada coast

(The Guardian)
A large bomb resting on a cradle

This nuclear bomb is found by diver in ~ British Columbia. Find unnerved boys.
Anagram: Julian Lofts
Photo: Wikimedia