Harry Reid Dismisses Donald Trump: 'A Sexual Predator Who Lost the Popular Vote'

(Time)

Harry Reid Dismisses Donald Trump: 'A Sexual Predator Who Lost the Popular Vote' = A hideous red lump! Trump's a dastardly rotten, vile sexist horror who does appal!

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'Drain the Swamp'? Trump's Potential Cabinet Fills Out With Washington Insiders

(NBC News)

'Drain the Swamp'? Trump's Potential Cabinet Fills Out With Washington Insiders = Stupid plan: running from a raw, twisted establishment, with *those* politicians!

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The Latest: Trump on Twitter taking on protesters

(Washington Post)

The Latest: Trump on Twitter taking on protesters = The rotten, stark, petulant, monster-egotist twirp!

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In Russland rufen sie "God bless America"

(Welt)

God Bless America = A grim debacle. SOS!

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Stock markets crashed to their floor as Donald Trump began to win: What that means for you

(Mic)

Trump presidency ≠ My prices trend up

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Hillary Clinton's Concession Speech Highlights

(The New York Times)

United States election = See a destitute Clinton

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Donald Trump Elected President of the United States

(US Magazine)

The acronym POTUS = He's Trump, a tycoon

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President Donald Trump

(The New York Times)

President Trump = Red Mr Putin's pet

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Trump victory sparks student walk-out at Berkeley High School, angry protests across California

(Los Angeles Times)

Trump victory sparks student walk-out at Berkeley High School, angry protests across California = Aghast, folk boo vulgarly crass, potty or worst stuck-up President Elect shark in American history!

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Why everyone wants to move to New Zealand (if Trump wins)

(Stuff.co.nz)

The President gazumps the American nation. Doh! = Despise, hate Mr Trump? Then go to a hacienda in NZ!

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Sarasota County relaxes food truck rules

(Herald-Tribune)

Sarasota County relaxes food truck rules = Car cooks use extra fuel around stray lots

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Donald Trump rushed off stage amid disturbance at Reno rally

(Las Vegas Review-Journal)

Donald Trump rushed off stage amid disturbance at Reno rally = Protester gun? No! That day's all scrambled, I found a dud firearm.

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Comey says latest emails don't change FBI conclusion on Clinton

(PBS)

Comey says latest emails don't change FBI conclusion on Clinton = Facts: No illegal, slimy conduct, no case. So...maybe innocent? No shit!

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Inside Donald Trump's Last Stand: An Anxious Nominee Seeks Assurance

(The New York Times)

Steve Bannon, Trump's chief executive officer = Next, ice bum over such effective "pants on fire"!

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The Trump who stole Christmas: Win or lose, Donald Trump has ruined everything

(Salon)

The Trump who stole Christmas: Win or lose, Donald Trump has ruined everything = Worst: Put together Hitler and Mussolini, and we've sly, horrid, sham con Trump, eh?

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Student gets sweet revenge on thief

(MSN)

Student gets sweet revenge on thief = Tweet to vent surges. He nets feeding.

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Trump's "assassination attempt"

(Vox)

Trump's "assassination attempt" = Sap's assumption taints matter

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Brexit: All you need to know about the UK leaving the EU

(BBC)

The Key Players in the Brexit Disaster 1. Boris Johnson 2. Angela Merkel 3. Francois Hollande 4. Nicola Sturgeon 5. Nigel Farage 6. David Cameron 7. Theresa May

=

1. A fervid xenophobe. He's a rat 2. A sullen German 3. A slimy Frenchman 4. A Scottish joke 5. Intolerable redneck, an idiot 6. A greedy Tory liar 7. An English ogress

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Also see:

• British Prime Minister David Cameron to resign this week

Presidential race stirs emotions

(Herald-Tribune)

Presidential race stirs emotions = Secrets, lies, a riot, and prison time!

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Miss Bumbum Pageant Is Getting Crucified For This 'Last Supper' Photo

(Huffington Post)

Miss Bumbum Pageant Is Getting Crucified For This 'Last Supper' Photo = Rump's image ached! But bottom line is: ass picture's hot gripping stuff!

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