Now it's DEMOCRATS who won't accept the election result! Plot to impeach President Trump has already begun

(Daily Mail)

Impeach Trump! = Primate. Chump!

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North Carolina GOP condemns KKK parade honoring Trump

(CNN)

North Carolina GOP condemns KKK parade honoring Trump = Add long chant: "Oppose Amerikkkan conning horror Trump!"

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Artists Build A Donald Trump Fortune Teller Machine

(Konbini)

January Twentieth, Two Thousand Seventeen=US event: Now they just anointed a new threat

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So long, Marianne: Leonard Cohen writes to muse just before her death

(The Guardian)

A Norwegian muse bonds, connects to poet on island of Hydra, galls him ~ and that wistful song 'So long Marianne' is composed by Leonard Cohen

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North Carolina KKK group to hold 'Victory Parade' for President-elect Donald Trump

(New York Daily News)

North Carolina KKK group to hold 'Victory Parade' for President-elect Donald Trump = Token act of shuddering dark evil can potentially prompt up to colder dark horror

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North Carolina KKK group to hold 'Victory Parade' for President-elect Donald Trump = Advert in cold print for cloaked kooks to patrol rural county grid?! Apprehend them!!

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Omarosa Manigault: "Every Critic, Every Detractor, Will Have To Bow Down To President Trump"

(Huffington Post)

Image: Gregg Brekke

Omarosa Manigault: "Every Critic, Every Detractor,^Will Have To Bow Down To President Trump" = The Supreme Sovereign Dictator Trump! A civil war between all today, and victory tomorrow!

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Omarosa Manigault: 'Every Critic, Every Detractor, Will Have To Bow Down To President Trump' =
With credit owed to virtues,
I cry, "Regard my plan:
To protect moral values,
I never bow to a man!"

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'Not My President': Thousands March in Protest

(The Atlantic)

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'Not my President' = Portends enmity

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'Not My President'= Tip: deny monster!

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Harry Reid Dismisses Donald Trump: 'A Sexual Predator Who Lost the Popular Vote'

(Time)

Harry Reid Dismisses Donald Trump: 'A Sexual Predator Who Lost the Popular Vote' = A hideous red lump! Trump's a dastardly rotten, vile sexist horror who does appal!

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'Drain the Swamp'? Trump's Potential Cabinet Fills Out With Washington Insiders

(NBC News)

'Drain the Swamp'? Trump's Potential Cabinet Fills Out With Washington Insiders = Stupid plan: running from a raw, twisted establishment, with *those* politicians!

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The Latest: Trump on Twitter taking on protesters

(Washington Post)

The Latest: Trump on Twitter taking on protesters = The rotten, stark, petulant, monster-egotist twirp!

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In Russland rufen sie "God bless America"

(Welt)

God Bless America = A grim debacle. SOS!

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Stock markets crashed to their floor as Donald Trump began to win: What that means for you

(Mic)

Trump presidency ≠ My prices trend up

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Hillary Clinton's Concession Speech Highlights

(The New York Times)

United States election = See a destitute Clinton

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Donald Trump Elected President of the United States

(US Magazine)

The acronym POTUS = He's Trump, a tycoon

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President Donald Trump

(The New York Times)

President Trump = Red Mr Putin's pet

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Trump victory sparks student walk-out at Berkeley High School, angry protests across California

(Los Angeles Times)

Trump victory sparks student walk-out at Berkeley High School, angry protests across California = Aghast, folk boo vulgarly crass, potty or worst stuck-up President Elect shark in American history!

Anagram: Maurice Goddard\

Why everyone wants to move to New Zealand (if Trump wins)

(Stuff.co.nz)

The President gazumps the American nation. Doh! = Despise, hate Mr Trump? Then go to a hacienda in NZ!

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Sarasota County relaxes food truck rules

(Herald-Tribune)

Sarasota County relaxes food truck rules = Car cooks use extra fuel around stray lots

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Donald Trump rushed off stage amid disturbance at Reno rally

(Las Vegas Review-Journal)

Donald Trump rushed off stage amid disturbance at Reno rally = Protester gun? No! That day's all scrambled, I found a dud firearm.

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Comey says latest emails don't change FBI conclusion on Clinton

(PBS)

Comey says latest emails don't change FBI conclusion on Clinton = Facts: No illegal, slimy conduct, no case. So...maybe innocent? No shit!

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