Fidel Castro, Cuba's leader of revolution, dies

(The New York Times)

Fidel Castro, Cuba's leader of revolution, dies = Enforced a dubious federal socialist revolt

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Trump's stock in Dakota Access pipeline raises concerns

(Al Jazeera)

Trump's stock in Dakota Access pipeline raises concerns = Prick's accountant conspires. Market sense...? Sad policies...?

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Far-right fanatics use Facebook to help fund "migrant hunters"

(The Times)

The Knights Templar International organization (KTI) ~ threaten to antagonize, kill migrants on a trip, I think.

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Two dead in Black Friday shooting

(The New Zealand Herald)

The Black Friday sales = Deaths by rifles, alack

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What is Cydonia?

(Universe Today)

What is Cydonia? = A city in shadow

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Donald Trump Gorges On Himself During Thanksgiving Feast

(Huffington Post)

Donald Trump Gorges On Himself During Thanksgiving Feast = Drag-stinking over-fed mental pig hogs mouthfuls and grins!

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UK photographer David Hamilton dies, aged 83

(BBC)

The photographer David Hamilton dies in Paris = A pornographer - it's hoped this invalidated him

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Donald Trump and 'Deliverance'

The film 'Deliverance' is a Warner Brothers film directed by John Boorman: Jon Voight is Ed Gentry Burt Reynolds is Lewis Medlock Ned Beatty is Bobby Trippe Ronny Cox is Drew Ballinger Ed Ramey is Old Man Billy Redden is Banjo Boy Bill McKinney is Mountain Man Herbert 'Cowboy' Coward is Toothless Man James Dickey is Sheriff Bullard Macon McCalman is Arthur Queen Some famous lines include: "I bet you can squeal like a pig!! Weeeeee!" "You ever had your balls cut off you fucking ape?" "He got a real pretty mouth, ain't he." "Them panties. Take 'em off!" "Talk about genetic deficiencies - isn't that pitiful?" "No matter what disasters may occur in other parts of the world... or whatever petty little problems arise in Atlanta... no one can find us up here."

=

The nightmare 'American Election' - a quixotic victory for shithead white US menfolk. Nemeses: Bloody Donald Trump - the adulterous, tyrannical madman, an abominable billionaire - scrabbled to be your omnipotent President Mike Pence - Vice President. Why? Your homophobic biblical fundamentalist Steve Bannon - bullshit Strategist with a very low IQ, duh! Reince Preibus - No lefty - could be Chief of Staff Jeff Sessions - Man of (In)Justice Bloody General James Mattis - may be Secretary of War. "Defeat enemy - nuke 'em!" Mitt Romney - uneducated, may be Secretary of State (truth!)^Bloody Jared Kushner - loyal son-in-law and political sorcerer's apprentice. "I cherish women." OK! "They're bringing drugs...They're rapists." OK! "I will build a great wall." OK!

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Are you stressed? Probiotics can help

(The Times of India)

Are you stressed? Probiotics can help = Super bacteria cools thy depression!

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The 'porn face' trend needs to stop

(The New Zealand Herald)

Deter penchant for ~ the 'porn face' trend

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Hillary Clinton Supporters Call for Vote Recount in Battleground States

(The New York Times)

Hillary Clinton Supporters Call for Vote Recount in Battleground States = Letter urges a recount on: Clinton's the popular victor by far, and still lost!

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Green Party's Jill Stein raises enough money for recount in Wisconsin

(CBC)

The US Green Party's Miss Stein wants recount in the state of ~ Wisconsin. She threatens to unseat a festering testy Trump.

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Trump outlines priorities in video address

(USA Today)

Trump outlines priorities in video address = Did our Senior US President spoil TV airtime?

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Theresa May and Angela Merkel attend mini-summit in Berlin

(Daily Mail)

Theresa May and Angela Merkel attend mini-summit in Berlin = Ms. Britain, Ms. Germany meet till nine, ink a humane trade deal

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Apple Is Offering Replacements for iPhone 6s Models That Randomly Shut Down

(Gizmodo)

iPhone Six-S shutdown problems = Press his thumb down...Explosion!

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Donald Trump, Mitt Romney hold 'far-reaching' talk on world affairs

(Washington Post)

Donald Trump, Mitt Romney hold 'far-reaching' talk on world affairs = Finally land kind mood toward "far-reach"...for Trump to strangle him!

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Might Trump's hotel business ties violate the Constitution?

(Think Progress)

Might Trump's hotel business ties violate the Constitution? = To prohibit this investing shit, test out Emoluments Clause!

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Why Shares of Gap Inc. Slumped Today

(Fox Business)

Why Shares of Gap Inc. Slumped Today = Get mad screws of *un*happy holidays!

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Donald Trump's Pick for Attorney General

(The Atlantic)

The Attorney General of the United States of America is Jeff Sessions = Ah, sees finest one-off totalitarian justice system for the renegades

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Denver voters approve pot in bars

(ABC News)

Denver voters approve pot in bars = Tavern serves pint, pro-dope, bravo

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