Why is a blue cloud appearing over Antarctica?

(Christian Science Monitor)

Why is a blue cloud appearing over Antarctica? = Watched a cupric nebula. Or is it a vapory angel?

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Donald Trump Has Now Criticized "Biased" SNL Three Times on Twitter

(Slate.com)

Donald Trump Has Now Criticized "Biased" SNL Three Times on Twitter = In short, tweet-addicted nit's a monster ill bum in power-crazed shit!

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Carrier Got A Taxpayer Handout Because Trump Holds Investment In Their Parent Company

(PoliticusUSA)

Carrier Got A Taxpayer Handout Because Trump Holds Investment In Their Parent Company = I hope and pray that via letter rearrangement I may expose this man - snub corrupt conduct!

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What Sacha Baron Cohen's Next Crazy Comedy Will Be About

(CinemaBlend)

Sacha Baron Cohen alter ego clues: 1. Alistair Graham 2. Crass road movie title role 3. Gay farce (he's a loser) 4. Big bad guy struts round in dictator film

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A list of this British actor's four most outrageously comical screen characters: 1. Ali G 2. Borat Sagdiyev 3. Brüno Gehard 4. Admiral General Aladeen

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End of Fidel's era

(Washington Post)

Cuba carries Fidel Castro to final resting place = Agile fans cancel rest for epic dictator's burial

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US Army Corps of Engineers denies DAPL easement for Lake Oahe

(KFYR-TV)

US Army Corps of Engineers denies DAPL easement for Lake Oahe = From chief: outspokenness near oil area merely ended passage

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American Airlines flight attendants want new uniforms recalled

(CNN)

American Airlines' flight attendant uniforms = Alien material inducing rash/torment in staff

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Andrew Sachs, the much loved Fawlty Towers actor, dies aged 86

(The Daily Telegraph)

The famous British actor/humorist Andreas "Andrew" Sachs (he played poor Manuel in 'Fawlty Towers') has died after a private battle with dementia. "If he go, I go." Basil "Well, goodbye!" Requiescat in pace=That dear esteemed twit, a daft, bug-eyed Spanish waiter from Catalonia who helped rude gringo Basil and wife Sybil with a hotel in Torquay. "Como?" "He's from Barcelona." "Si." "That is surprise!" Vale. Peace.

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Shouting match erupts between Clinton and Trump aides

(Washington Post)

Shouting match erupts between Clinton and Trump aides = War? Big No! POTUS elect and HRC must step in and unite them.

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Donald Trump, Loser-in-Chief. Our next president cannot stand that Hillary Clinton won the popular vote

(Rolling Stone)

Donald Trump, Loser-in-Chief. Our next president cannot stand that Hillary Clinton won the popular vote - and America will suffer for it = Land's horror! With an imprudent, all-powerful, rant-lusted, lip-treacherous, moronic and fattest, toxic ninny, planted in the Oval Office!

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The Inventor of the Big Mac Has Died

(Fortune)

"Oh man, I would never have dreamed that my creation would become a piece of Americana." Michael Delligatti = He made meat feed a revolutionary, hip, ultracommercial idea. Damn, we love and we loathe the iconic Big Mac!

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Google Translate AI invents its own language

(New Scientist)

Google Translate AI invents its own language = Giant neural net was negotiating; solves goal

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Massive natural gas pipeline explosion reported near Platte City

(Twitter)

Massive natural gas pipeline explosion reported near Platte City = Plant manager insists all people inside exit or evacuate property

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Trump Vows Steps to Avoid Appearance of Business Conflicts

(The New York Times)

Trump Vows Steps to Avoid Appearance of Business Conflicts = "Complaints about suspected view of favors in press can stop!"

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How long before the white working class realizes Trump was just scamming them?

(Washington Post)

How long before the white working class realizes Trump was just scamming them? = Well, news sizes that bum up: The jerk's a lowest, swaggering, horrific, mammoth con!

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Researchers claim time travel is possible

(Yahoo!)

Researchers claim time travel is possible = Visit earlier masters, heroes, climb places...

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Trump Calls the Election Recount Efforts 'Sad'

(NBC News)

Trump Calls the Election Recount Efforts 'Sad' = Others consulted; corrupt men affect tallies

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Donald Trump calls Fidel Castro 'brutal dictator'

(BBC)

In a statement, Mr Trump said that while Cuba remained "a totalitarian island, it is my hope that today marks a move away from the horrors endured for too long, and toward a future in which the wonderful Cuban people finally live in the freedom they so richly deserve". = In reply, Mr Castro countered "Oh wow! I'm horrified the fate of America rested on that totally ridiculous, depraved, libidinous, spray-tanned entertainer with that mammoth furry toupee and an illegal Slovenian overstayer wife. Hmm, that wolf's a dumb donkey! Hahaha!"

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Fidel Castro, Cuba's leader of revolution, dies

(The New York Times)

Fidel Castro, Cuba's leader of revolution, dies = Enforced a dubious federal socialist revolt

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Trump's stock in Dakota Access pipeline raises concerns

(Al Jazeera)

Trump's stock in Dakota Access pipeline raises concerns = Prick's accountant conspires. Market sense...? Sad policies...?

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