Trump taps Tillerson for top US diplomat

(News.com.au)

Tillerson is named as the top US diplomat = A disastrous appointment, dolt, shlemiel!

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Bride of Wildenstein held over 'scissor attack' on partner Lloyd Klein

(The Daily Express)

The Bride of Wildenstein = Twit befriended she-lion!

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The First Dinosaur Tail Found Preserved in Amber

(National Geographic)

The First Dinosaur Tail Found Preserved in Amber... = ...if some old bird feather variants put under resin

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Obama Orders Sweeping Review Of International Hacking Tied To US Elections

(National Public Radio)

Obama Orders Sweeping Review Of International Hacking Tied To US Elections = If I got a wager, I bet seasoned weasel-crook Vladimir Putin's not innocent here

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Donald Trump's proposed "Muslim registry," explained

(Vox)

The proposed American Muslim registry = O dear, seems Mr Trump is copying A. Hitler.

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Santa makes virtual visit to sick children in hospital

(Global News)

Santa makes virtual visit to sick children in hospital = St Nick visual link a pediatiric salve to this short man

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Kim 'wants a divorce' from Kanye

(The New Zealand Herald)

Kim 'wants a divorce' from Kanye = OK, a very sick man made rift now.

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Jennifer Lawrence: "I almost killed a sound guy with my butt!"

(The Oregonian)

Jennifer Lawrence: "I almost killed a sound guy with my butt!" = Funny, seated rock will tumble when I adjust my tail region!

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Sarasota man busted for looking up women's skirts

(WWSB)

Sarasota man busted for looking up women's skirts = So fringe Wal-Mart dumbass took spontaneous risk?

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Donald Trump Is Time's Person of the Year, to No One's Surprise

(The New York Times)

Donald Trump "President of the divided states of America" = Demented, putrid, sordid mad ape, starts in the Oval Office!

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Why is a blue cloud appearing over Antarctica?

(Christian Science Monitor)

Why is a blue cloud appearing over Antarctica? = Watched a cupric nebula. Or is it a vapory angel?

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Donald Trump Has Now Criticized "Biased" SNL Three Times on Twitter

(Slate.com)

Donald Trump Has Now Criticized "Biased" SNL Three Times on Twitter = In short, tweet-addicted nit's a monster ill bum in power-crazed shit!

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Carrier Got A Taxpayer Handout Because Trump Holds Investment In Their Parent Company

(PoliticusUSA)

Carrier Got A Taxpayer Handout Because Trump Holds Investment In Their Parent Company = I hope and pray that via letter rearrangement I may expose this man - snub corrupt conduct!

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What Sacha Baron Cohen's Next Crazy Comedy Will Be About

(CinemaBlend)

Sacha Baron Cohen alter ego clues: 1. Alistair Graham 2. Crass road movie title role 3. Gay farce (he's a loser) 4. Big bad guy struts round in dictator film

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A list of this British actor's four most outrageously comical screen characters: 1. Ali G 2. Borat Sagdiyev 3. Brüno Gehard 4. Admiral General Aladeen

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End of Fidel's era

(Washington Post)

Cuba carries Fidel Castro to final resting place = Agile fans cancel rest for epic dictator's burial

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US Army Corps of Engineers denies DAPL easement for Lake Oahe

(KFYR-TV)

US Army Corps of Engineers denies DAPL easement for Lake Oahe = From chief: outspokenness near oil area merely ended passage

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American Airlines flight attendants want new uniforms recalled

(CNN)

American Airlines' flight attendant uniforms = Alien material inducing rash/torment in staff

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Andrew Sachs, the much loved Fawlty Towers actor, dies aged 86

(The Daily Telegraph)

The famous British actor/humorist Andreas "Andrew" Sachs (he played poor Manuel in 'Fawlty Towers') has died after a private battle with dementia. "If he go, I go." Basil "Well, goodbye!" Requiescat in pace=That dear esteemed twit, a daft, bug-eyed Spanish waiter from Catalonia who helped rude gringo Basil and wife Sybil with a hotel in Torquay. "Como?" "He's from Barcelona." "Si." "That is surprise!" Vale. Peace.

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Shouting match erupts between Clinton and Trump aides

(Washington Post)

Shouting match erupts between Clinton and Trump aides = War? Big No! POTUS elect and HRC must step in and unite them.

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Donald Trump, Loser-in-Chief. Our next president cannot stand that Hillary Clinton won the popular vote

(Rolling Stone)

Donald Trump, Loser-in-Chief. Our next president cannot stand that Hillary Clinton won the popular vote - and America will suffer for it = Land's horror! With an imprudent, all-powerful, rant-lusted, lip-treacherous, moronic and fattest, toxic ninny, planted in the Oval Office!

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