Trump taps former Texas Gov. Rick Perry to head Energy Department he once vowed to abolish

(Washington Post)

Trump taps former Texas Gov. Rick Perry to head Energy Department he once vowed to abolish = "Secretary of Making Coal Exports Great" vows to preempt the abhorred upended enviro-myth

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Trump taps Tillerson for top US diplomat

(News.com.au)

Tillerson is named as the top US diplomat = A disastrous appointment, dolt, shlemiel!

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Bride of Wildenstein held over 'scissor attack' on partner Lloyd Klein

(The Daily Express)

The Bride of Wildenstein = Twit befriended she-lion!

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The First Dinosaur Tail Found Preserved in Amber

(National Geographic)

The First Dinosaur Tail Found Preserved in Amber... = ...if some old bird feather variants put under resin

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Obama Orders Sweeping Review Of International Hacking Tied To US Elections

(National Public Radio)

Obama Orders Sweeping Review Of International Hacking Tied To US Elections = If I got a wager, I bet seasoned weasel-crook Vladimir Putin's not innocent here

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Donald Trump's proposed "Muslim registry," explained

(Vox)

The proposed American Muslim registry = O dear, seems Mr Trump is copying A. Hitler.

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Santa makes virtual visit to sick children in hospital

(Global News)

Santa makes virtual visit to sick children in hospital = St Nick visual link a pediatiric salve to this short man

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Kim 'wants a divorce' from Kanye

(The New Zealand Herald)

Kim 'wants a divorce' from Kanye = OK, a very sick man made rift now.

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Jennifer Lawrence: "I almost killed a sound guy with my butt!"

(The Oregonian)

Jennifer Lawrence: "I almost killed a sound guy with my butt!" = Funny, seated rock will tumble when I adjust my tail region!

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Sarasota man busted for looking up women's skirts

(WWSB)

Sarasota man busted for looking up women's skirts = So fringe Wal-Mart dumbass took spontaneous risk?

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Donald Trump Is Time's Person of the Year, to No One's Surprise

(The New York Times)

Donald Trump "President of the divided states of America" = Demented, putrid, sordid mad ape, starts in the Oval Office!

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Why is a blue cloud appearing over Antarctica?

(Christian Science Monitor)

Why is a blue cloud appearing over Antarctica? = Watched a cupric nebula. Or is it a vapory angel?

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Donald Trump Has Now Criticized "Biased" SNL Three Times on Twitter

(Slate.com)

Donald Trump Has Now Criticized "Biased" SNL Three Times on Twitter = In short, tweet-addicted nit's a monster ill bum in power-crazed shit!

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Carrier Got A Taxpayer Handout Because Trump Holds Investment In Their Parent Company

(PoliticusUSA)

Carrier Got A Taxpayer Handout Because Trump Holds Investment In Their Parent Company = I hope and pray that via letter rearrangement I may expose this man - snub corrupt conduct!

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What Sacha Baron Cohen's Next Crazy Comedy Will Be About

(CinemaBlend)

Sacha Baron Cohen alter ego clues: 1. Alistair Graham 2. Crass road movie title role 3. Gay farce (he's a loser) 4. Big bad guy struts round in dictator film

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A list of this British actor's four most outrageously comical screen characters: 1. Ali G 2. Borat Sagdiyev 3. Brüno Gehard 4. Admiral General Aladeen

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End of Fidel's era

(Washington Post)

Cuba carries Fidel Castro to final resting place = Agile fans cancel rest for epic dictator's burial

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US Army Corps of Engineers denies DAPL easement for Lake Oahe

(KFYR-TV)

US Army Corps of Engineers denies DAPL easement for Lake Oahe = From chief: outspokenness near oil area merely ended passage

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American Airlines flight attendants want new uniforms recalled

(CNN)

American Airlines' flight attendant uniforms = Alien material inducing rash/torment in staff

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Andrew Sachs, the much loved Fawlty Towers actor, dies aged 86

(The Daily Telegraph)

The famous British actor/humorist Andreas "Andrew" Sachs (he played poor Manuel in 'Fawlty Towers') has died after a private battle with dementia. "If he go, I go." Basil "Well, goodbye!" Requiescat in pace=That dear esteemed twit, a daft, bug-eyed Spanish waiter from Catalonia who helped rude gringo Basil and wife Sybil with a hotel in Torquay. "Como?" "He's from Barcelona." "Si." "That is surprise!" Vale. Peace.

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Shouting match erupts between Clinton and Trump aides

(Washington Post)

Shouting match erupts between Clinton and Trump aides = War? Big No! POTUS elect and HRC must step in and unite them.

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