Five things Donald Trump promised he'd do, but hasn't

(Washington Post)

Five things Donald Trump promised he'd do, but hasn't = Mad behemoth did pong of untruths and spits drivel!

Anagram: Maurice Goddard
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Kanye West meets with with Donald Trump at Trump Tower - but why?

(The Daily Telegraph)

History of bipolar illness is no impediment for Kanye West ~ to be wise polymath. Risky for President of millions. Insane!

Anagram: Julian Lofts

Clinton's inner circle is now blaming Huma Abedin for the election

(Yahoo!)

Huma Abedin = I.e. bad human?

Anagram: Aronas Pinchas
Caricature: DonkeyHotey

'Saturday Night Live' jabs at President-elect Donald Trump's ego by seeing world through his eyes

(New York Daily News)

'Saturday Night Live' jabs at President-elect Donald Trump's ego by seeing world through his eyes = Gee! This smuggest, greedy, popinjay shyster nutcase with terrible hair, Donald, loves but Donald!

Anagram: Maurice Goddard

Fake News: How a Partying Teen Earns Thousands

(MSN)

Fake News Earns A Teen Thousands = What a keen asset: nonsense, fraud

Anagram: Russ Atkinson
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Donald Trump Isn't Yet President, and the Hamilton Electors Have One Shot to Make Sure He Never Is

(Alternet)

Donald Trump Isn't Yet President, and the Hamilton Electors Have One Shot to Make Sure He Never Is = Unities' manoeuvre can help stop the most hostile rotten dirty dark demon the land has ever seen!

Anagram: Maurice Goddard
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Trump taps former Texas Gov. Rick Perry to head Energy Department he once vowed to abolish

(Washington Post)

Trump taps former Texas Gov. Rick Perry to head Energy Department he once vowed to abolish = "Secretary of Making Coal Exports Great" vows to preempt the abhorred upended enviro-myth

Anagram: Rosie Perera

Trump taps Tillerson for top US diplomat

(News.com.au)

Tillerson is named as the top US diplomat = A disastrous appointment, dolt, shlemiel!

Anagram: Julian Lofts
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Bride of Wildenstein held over 'scissor attack' on partner Lloyd Klein

(The Daily Express)

The Bride of Wildenstein = Twit befriended she-lion!

Anagram: Julian Lofts
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The First Dinosaur Tail Found Preserved in Amber

(National Geographic)

The First Dinosaur Tail Found Preserved in Amber... = ...if some old bird feather variants put under resin

Anagram: Christopher Davis
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Obama Orders Sweeping Review Of International Hacking Tied To US Elections

(National Public Radio)

Obama Orders Sweeping Review Of International Hacking Tied To US Elections = If I got a wager, I bet seasoned weasel-crook Vladimir Putin's not innocent here

Anagram: Maurice Goddard
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Donald Trump's proposed "Muslim registry," explained

(Vox)

The proposed American Muslim registry = O dear, seems Mr Trump is copying A. Hitler.

Anagram: Julian Lofts
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Santa makes virtual visit to sick children in hospital

(Global News)

Santa makes virtual visit to sick children in hospital = St Nick visual link a pediatiric salve to this short man

Anagram: Mark McNamara

Kim 'wants a divorce' from Kanye

(The New Zealand Herald)

Kim 'wants a divorce' from Kanye = OK, a very sick man made rift now.

Anagram: Julian Lofts
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Jennifer Lawrence: "I almost killed a sound guy with my butt!"

(The Oregonian)

Jennifer Lawrence: "I almost killed a sound guy with my butt!" = Funny, seated rock will tumble when I adjust my tail region!

Anagram: Dharam
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Sarasota man busted for looking up women's skirts

(WWSB)

Sarasota man busted for looking up women's skirts = So fringe Wal-Mart dumbass took spontaneous risk?

Anagram: Christopher Davis
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Donald Trump Is Time's Person of the Year, to No One's Surprise

(The New York Times)

Donald Trump "President of the divided states of America" = Demented, putrid, sordid mad ape, starts in the Oval Office!

Anagram: Maurice Goddard

Why is a blue cloud appearing over Antarctica?

(Christian Science Monitor)

Why is a blue cloud appearing over Antarctica? = Watched a cupric nebula. Or is it a vapory angel?

Anagram: Madhusudan
Image: NASA

Donald Trump Has Now Criticized "Biased" SNL Three Times on Twitter

(Slate.com)

Donald Trump Has Now Criticized "Biased" SNL Three Times on Twitter = In short, tweet-addicted nit's a monster ill bum in power-crazed shit!

Anagram: Maurice Goddard
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Carrier Got A Taxpayer Handout Because Trump Holds Investment In Their Parent Company

(PoliticusUSA)

Carrier Got A Taxpayer Handout Because Trump Holds Investment In Their Parent Company = I hope and pray that via letter rearrangement I may expose this man - snub corrupt conduct!

Anagram: Christopher Davis
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