Behind Donald Trump's unholy obsession with French cherubs

(Quartz)

Behind Donald Trump's unholy obsession with French cherubs = Huh? Coin fell! Bum's hyper-addiction shows he's born 'n' bred nuts!

Anagram: Maurice Goddard
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Donald Trump's "Thank You" tour

(Yahoo!)

Donald Trump's "Thank You" tour = My turn to drop loud "Thank, USA!"

Anagram: Aronas Pinchas
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Awkward Theresa May told EU leaders, "I think I'd better leave now"

(The Sun)

"I think I'd better leave now" = Like we, Britain, voted then

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Putin Personally Managed Hacks, Had 'Vendetta' Against Hillary

(Daily Caller)

Putin Personally Managed Hacks, Had 'Vendetta' Against Hillary = That sneaky villain helped a cheat angry ass Donald Trump gain!

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Putin Is Waging Information Warfare. Here's How to Fight Back.

(The New York Times)

Arm for wit in an era of ~ information warfare

Anagram: Rosie Perera
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Jackie Evancho And Andrea Bocelli Will Sing At Donald Trump's Inauguration

(Huffington Post)

Andrea Angel Bocelli = Congenial Balladeer

Anagram: Ulysses Proteau
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Five things Donald Trump promised he'd do, but hasn't

(Washington Post)

Five things Donald Trump promised he'd do, but hasn't = Mad behemoth did pong of untruths and spits drivel!

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Kanye West meets with with Donald Trump at Trump Tower - but why?

(The Daily Telegraph)

History of bipolar illness is no impediment for Kanye West ~ to be wise polymath. Risky for President of millions. Insane!

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Clinton's inner circle is now blaming Huma Abedin for the election

(Yahoo!)

Huma Abedin = I.e. bad human?

Anagram: Aronas Pinchas
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'Saturday Night Live' jabs at President-elect Donald Trump's ego by seeing world through his eyes

(New York Daily News)

'Saturday Night Live' jabs at President-elect Donald Trump's ego by seeing world through his eyes = Gee! This smuggest, greedy, popinjay shyster nutcase with terrible hair, Donald, loves but Donald!

Anagram: Maurice Goddard

Fake News: How a Partying Teen Earns Thousands

(MSN)

Fake News Earns A Teen Thousands = What a keen asset: nonsense, fraud

Anagram: Russ Atkinson
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Donald Trump Isn't Yet President, and the Hamilton Electors Have One Shot to Make Sure He Never Is

(Alternet)

Donald Trump Isn't Yet President, and the Hamilton Electors Have One Shot to Make Sure He Never Is = Unities' manoeuvre can help stop the most hostile rotten dirty dark demon the land has ever seen!

Anagram: Maurice Goddard
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Trump taps former Texas Gov. Rick Perry to head Energy Department he once vowed to abolish

(Washington Post)

Trump taps former Texas Gov. Rick Perry to head Energy Department he once vowed to abolish = "Secretary of Making Coal Exports Great" vows to preempt the abhorred upended enviro-myth

Anagram: Rosie Perera

Trump taps Tillerson for top US diplomat

(News.com.au)

Tillerson is named as the top US diplomat = A disastrous appointment, dolt, shlemiel!

Anagram: Julian Lofts
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Bride of Wildenstein held over 'scissor attack' on partner Lloyd Klein

(The Daily Express)

The Bride of Wildenstein = Twit befriended she-lion!

Anagram: Julian Lofts
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The First Dinosaur Tail Found Preserved in Amber

(National Geographic)

The First Dinosaur Tail Found Preserved in Amber... = ...if some old bird feather variants put under resin

Anagram: Christopher Davis
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Obama Orders Sweeping Review Of International Hacking Tied To US Elections

(National Public Radio)

Obama Orders Sweeping Review Of International Hacking Tied To US Elections = If I got a wager, I bet seasoned weasel-crook Vladimir Putin's not innocent here

Anagram: Maurice Goddard
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Donald Trump's proposed "Muslim registry," explained

(Vox)

The proposed American Muslim registry = O dear, seems Mr Trump is copying A. Hitler.

Anagram: Julian Lofts
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Santa makes virtual visit to sick children in hospital

(Global News)

Santa makes virtual visit to sick children in hospital = St Nick visual link a pediatiric salve to this short man

Anagram: Mark McNamara

Kim 'wants a divorce' from Kanye

(The New Zealand Herald)

Kim 'wants a divorce' from Kanye = OK, a very sick man made rift now.

Anagram: Julian Lofts
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