Trump team floats tariffs

(CNN)

Trump is for curbing free trade = Cur erupted, "Bring more tariffs!"

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'Unpresidented': Donald Trump invents the Guardian's word of the year

(The Guardian)

'Unpresidented' = Dense, unripe D.T.

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'Plastic rice' seized in Nigeria

(BBC)

'Plastic rice' ~ elicits "Crap!"

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First winter storm wreaks havoc

(Baltimore Sun)

First winter storm wreaks havoc ~ have worst rain, mist, frost wreck

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What's Bundespraesidentenstichwahlwiederholungsverschiebung?

(Washington Post)

Bundespraesidentenstichwahlwiederholungsverschiebung = Shh! New verb: debauching herds swung US presidential election

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More Walt Disney World restaurants will soon begin serving alcohol

(Twitter)

More Walt Disney World restaurants will soon begin serving alcohol = Tiny vendors swallow truth: ales, wines, beer, or gin is normal - good call

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Pentagon demands that China return underwater drone it seized out from under US ship

(National Post)

"What's needed? Return our ~ underwater drone!" The US.

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'Unpresidented' Trump tweet on China sets off deluge of mockery

(MSN)

'Unpresidented' Trump tweet = Dump nut-president tweeter

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Behind Donald Trump's unholy obsession with French cherubs

(Quartz)

Behind Donald Trump's unholy obsession with French cherubs = Huh? Coin fell! Bum's hyper-addiction shows he's born 'n' bred nuts!

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Donald Trump's "Thank You" tour

(Yahoo!)

Donald Trump's "Thank You" tour = My turn to drop loud "Thank, USA!"

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Awkward Theresa May told EU leaders, "I think I'd better leave now"

(The Sun)

"I think I'd better leave now" = Like we, Britain, voted then

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Putin Personally Managed Hacks, Had 'Vendetta' Against Hillary

(Daily Caller)

Putin Personally Managed Hacks, Had 'Vendetta' Against Hillary = That sneaky villain helped a cheat angry ass Donald Trump gain!

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Putin Is Waging Information Warfare. Here's How to Fight Back.

(The New York Times)

Arm for wit in an era of ~ information warfare

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Jackie Evancho And Andrea Bocelli Will Sing At Donald Trump's Inauguration

(Huffington Post)

Andrea Angel Bocelli = Congenial Balladeer

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Five things Donald Trump promised he'd do, but hasn't

(Washington Post)

Five things Donald Trump promised he'd do, but hasn't = Mad behemoth did pong of untruths and spits drivel!

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Kanye West meets with with Donald Trump at Trump Tower - but why?

(The Daily Telegraph)

History of bipolar illness is no impediment for Kanye West ~ to be wise polymath. Risky for President of millions. Insane!

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Clinton's inner circle is now blaming Huma Abedin for the election

(Yahoo!)

Huma Abedin = I.e. bad human?

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'Saturday Night Live' jabs at President-elect Donald Trump's ego by seeing world through his eyes

(New York Daily News)

'Saturday Night Live' jabs at President-elect Donald Trump's ego by seeing world through his eyes = Gee! This smuggest, greedy, popinjay shyster nutcase with terrible hair, Donald, loves but Donald!

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Fake News: How a Partying Teen Earns Thousands

(MSN)

Fake News Earns A Teen Thousands = What a keen asset: nonsense, fraud

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Donald Trump Isn't Yet President, and the Hamilton Electors Have One Shot to Make Sure He Never Is

(Alternet)

Donald Trump Isn't Yet President, and the Hamilton Electors Have One Shot to Make Sure He Never Is = Unities' manoeuvre can help stop the most hostile rotten dirty dark demon the land has ever seen!

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