3 out of 5 Americans are idiots, Duterte says reacting to US' threats of blocking aid to Philippines

(Yahoo!)

"Three out of five Americans are idiots" = I outface their modern oafs varieties

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World leaders

(Wikipedia)

Leaders of States 1. Donald Trump ("An orange twit, an idiot, an ignoramus!" we said, guffawing) 2. Vladimir Putin 3. Angela Merkel 4. Theresa May 5. Francois Hollande 6. Sergio Mattarella 7. Narendra Modi 8. Shinzo Abe 9. Hassan Rouhani 10. Malcolm Turnbull 11. Jacob Zuma 12. Mark Rutte 13. Lars Rasmussen 14. Robert Mugabe 15. Bill English 16. Ashraf Ghani 17. Park Geun-hye 18. Charles Michel 19. Perry Christie 20. Abdelfattah Said Elsisi 21. Tony Tan Keng Yam 22. Daniel Ortega 23. Raimondo Vejonis 24. George Konrote 25. Maithripala Sirisena 26. Hilda Heine

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Representing 1. United States of America (Holy f##k! Hmm, God save us!) 2. Russia (oh, enough immoral, remorseless deceit) 3. Germany (her worrisome error - let all those migrants in) 4. United Kingdom (Great Britain & Northern Ireland) 5. France 6. Italy 7. India 8. Japan 9. Iran 10. Australia 11. South Africa 12. Holland (Netherlands) 13. Denmark 14. Zimbabwe (shun amoral dog) 15. New Zealand 16. Afghanistan 17. South Korea (about to be impeached) 18. Belgium 19. Bahamas 20. Egypt 21. Singapore 22. Nicaragua 23. Latvia 24. Fiji (illegally) 25. Sri Lanka 26. Marshall Islands

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Trump team floats tariffs

(CNN)

Trump is for curbing free trade = Cur erupted, "Bring more tariffs!"

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'Unpresidented': Donald Trump invents the Guardian's word of the year

(The Guardian)

'Unpresidented' = Dense, unripe D.T.

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'Plastic rice' seized in Nigeria

(BBC)

'Plastic rice' ~ elicits "Crap!"

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First winter storm wreaks havoc

(Baltimore Sun)

First winter storm wreaks havoc ~ have worst rain, mist, frost wreck

Anagram: Russ Atkinson
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What's Bundespraesidentenstichwahlwiederholungsverschiebung?

(Washington Post)

Bundespraesidentenstichwahlwiederholungsverschiebung = Shh! New verb: debauching herds swung US presidential election

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More Walt Disney World restaurants will soon begin serving alcohol

(Twitter)

More Walt Disney World restaurants will soon begin serving alcohol = Tiny vendors swallow truth: ales, wines, beer, or gin is normal - good call

Anagram: Christopher Davis
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Pentagon demands that China return underwater drone it seized out from under US ship

(National Post)

"What's needed? Return our ~ underwater drone!" The US.

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'Unpresidented' Trump tweet on China sets off deluge of mockery

(MSN)

'Unpresidented' Trump tweet = Dump nut-president tweeter

Anagram: Russ Atkinson

Behind Donald Trump's unholy obsession with French cherubs

(Quartz)

Behind Donald Trump's unholy obsession with French cherubs = Huh? Coin fell! Bum's hyper-addiction shows he's born 'n' bred nuts!

Anagram: Maurice Goddard
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Donald Trump's "Thank You" tour

(Yahoo!)

Donald Trump's "Thank You" tour = My turn to drop loud "Thank, USA!"

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Awkward Theresa May told EU leaders, "I think I'd better leave now"

(The Sun)

"I think I'd better leave now" = Like we, Britain, voted then

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Putin Personally Managed Hacks, Had 'Vendetta' Against Hillary

(Daily Caller)

Putin Personally Managed Hacks, Had 'Vendetta' Against Hillary = That sneaky villain helped a cheat angry ass Donald Trump gain!

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Putin Is Waging Information Warfare. Here's How to Fight Back.

(The New York Times)

Arm for wit in an era of ~ information warfare

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Jackie Evancho And Andrea Bocelli Will Sing At Donald Trump's Inauguration

(Huffington Post)

Andrea Angel Bocelli = Congenial Balladeer

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Five things Donald Trump promised he'd do, but hasn't

(Washington Post)

Five things Donald Trump promised he'd do, but hasn't = Mad behemoth did pong of untruths and spits drivel!

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Kanye West meets with with Donald Trump at Trump Tower - but why?

(The Daily Telegraph)

History of bipolar illness is no impediment for Kanye West ~ to be wise polymath. Risky for President of millions. Insane!

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Clinton's inner circle is now blaming Huma Abedin for the election

(Yahoo!)

Huma Abedin = I.e. bad human?

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'Saturday Night Live' jabs at President-elect Donald Trump's ego by seeing world through his eyes

(New York Daily News)

'Saturday Night Live' jabs at President-elect Donald Trump's ego by seeing world through his eyes = Gee! This smuggest, greedy, popinjay shyster nutcase with terrible hair, Donald, loves but Donald!

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