Donald Trump Is Very Upset That The Media And American People Are Mocking Him = Ha! Methinks that rip-paranoid egomaniacal puerile dummy deserved contempt!
Anagram: Maurice Goddard
Image: H. Michael Karshis
Image: H. Michael Karshis
Sunday, January 8, 2017
Donald Trump Is Very Upset That The Media And American People Are Mocking Him
(PoliticusUSA)
Donald Trump Is Very Upset That The Media And American People Are Mocking Him = Ha! Methinks that rip-paranoid egomaniacal puerile dummy deserved contempt!
Donald Trump Is Very Upset That The Media And American People Are Mocking Him = Ha! Methinks that rip-paranoid egomaniacal puerile dummy deserved contempt!
Putin Led a Complex Cyberattack Scheme to Aid Trump, Report Finds
(The New York Times)
The United States Presidential election = Russian incident helped settle it to a tee = I see that Putin let Donald see it in secret
The United States Presidential election = Russian incident helped settle it to a tee = I see that Putin let Donald see it in secret
Anagram: Josiah Winslow
Caricature: DonkeyHotey
Caricature: DonkeyHotey
Saturday, January 7, 2017
Texas police mistake rap video shoot for armed robbery in progress
(UPI)
Texas police mistake a rap video shoot for armed robbery in progress = Story: Barrage of boomed expletives in raid is more a shock to rappers!
Texas police mistake a rap video shoot for armed robbery in progress = Story: Barrage of boomed expletives in raid is more a shock to rappers!
Anagram: Dharam
Friday, January 6, 2017
Andrea Angel Bocelli excluded from inauguration
(Rolling Stone)
Andrea Angel bocelli excluded from inauguration = Include congenial balladeer, outfoxing marauder!
Andrea Angel bocelli excluded from inauguration = Include congenial balladeer, outfoxing marauder!
Anagram: Ulysses Proteau
Thursday, January 5, 2017
Seriously ill Manson 'innocent' claim fans
(The New Zealand Herald)
The American cult leader Mister Charles Manson is not a ~ stoic innocent. Maniac alert! He's a lethal mass murderer!
The American cult leader Mister Charles Manson is not a ~ stoic innocent. Maniac alert! He's a lethal mass murderer!
Anagram: Julian Lofts
Osama Bin Laden's Son Hamza Added To US Terror Blacklist
(National Public Radio)
Osama Bin Laden's Son Hamza Added To US Terror Blacklist = Our able men soon attack small hazard or bad dissidents
Osama Bin Laden's Son Hamza Added To US Terror Blacklist = Our able men soon attack small hazard or bad dissidents
Anagram: Christopher Davis
Image: Chris Beckett
Image: Chris Beckett
Don't "diagnose" Donald Trump, it's not helpful
(The Guardian)
I deduce Mr Trump has to resist ~ the autism spectrum disorder
I deduce Mr Trump has to resist ~ the autism spectrum disorder
Anagram: Julian Lofts
Image: Michell Lee
Image: Michell Lee
Auto sales strong as industry nears record
(USA Today)
Auto sales strong as industry nears record ≠ Our cars are in urgent loss and stress today!
Auto sales strong as industry nears record ≠ Our cars are in urgent loss and stress today!
Anagram: Josiah Winslow
Russia penetrated Vermont utility company computer
(USA Today)
US computers hacked by the Russians = Trump, he's caustic, "Absurd hokeyness!"
US computers hacked by the Russians = Trump, he's caustic, "Absurd hokeyness!"
Anagram: Julian Lofts
Monday, January 2, 2017
George Michael dies on Christmas
(The New York Times)
George Michael dies on Christmas = Mega glee choir intros sad chimes
George Michael dies on Christmas = Mega glee choir intros sad chimes
Anagram: Ulysses Proteau
Image: Hans Põldoja
Image: Hans Põldoja
Sunday, January 1, 2017
New Year Honours 2017: Olympic heroes and entertainers recognised
(BBC)
The New Year Honours List = "What?! Oh surely not!" I sneer.
The New Year Honours List = "What?! Oh surely not!" I sneer.
Anagram: Julian Lofts
Image: Marianne Bevis
Image: Marianne Bevis
William Christopher, Father Mulcahy on 'M*A*S*H,' Dies at 84
(The Hollywood Reporter)
The actor William Christopher (played Reverend Francis Mulcahy) has died last year at 84 = I fondly recall the very timid sane Catholic M*A*S*H padre. He truly cared. He was a star. RIP.
The actor William Christopher (played Reverend Francis Mulcahy) has died last year at 84 = I fondly recall the very timid sane Catholic M*A*S*H padre. He truly cared. He was a star. RIP.
Anagram: Julian Lofts
Image: lylejk
Image: lylejk
Saturday, December 31, 2016
"Happy New Year, losers!" Trump ends 2016 by mocking his "many enemies"
(The Daily Express)
A New Year's message on Twitter: "Happy New Year to all, including to my many enemies and those who have fought me and lost so badly they just don't know what to do. Love!" = A molester wins, yet Donald J. Trump's a nasty, sweaty, testy, orange, fat, loud-mouthed, highly envenomed sociopath, who doesn't know how to behave in a gentlemanly way.
A New Year's message on Twitter: "Happy New Year to all, including to my many enemies and those who have fought me and lost so badly they just don't know what to do. Love!" = A molester wins, yet Donald J. Trump's a nasty, sweaty, testy, orange, fat, loud-mouthed, highly envenomed sociopath, who doesn't know how to behave in a gentlemanly way.
Anagram: Julian Lofts
Friday, December 30, 2016
'Queen not dead', says Buckingham Palace
(The New Zealand Herald)
The Queen of England is not dead yet = "God defend the Queen" notes a litany
The Queen of England is not dead yet = "God defend the Queen" notes a litany
Anagram: Julian Lofts
Image: m0gky
Image: m0gky
Burt Ward: The original Robin the Boy Wonder
(The Daily Express)
The original Robin the Boy Wonder = Holy hairdo* retention (or webbing)
*‘Holy Hairdo’ #83 on a list of exclamations by Robin
The original Robin the Boy Wonder = Holy hairdo* retention (or webbing)
*‘Holy Hairdo’ #83 on a list of exclamations by Robin
Anagram: Robert Jordan
Image: Tom Simpson
Image: Tom Simpson
Thursday, December 29, 2016
Obituary: Debbie Reynolds, a wholesome Hollywood icon
(BBC)
"Bye, blonde star" he cried to ~ the actor Debbie Reynolds
"Bye, blonde star" he cried to ~ the actor Debbie Reynolds
Anagram: Julian Lofts
Image: WehoCity
Image: WehoCity
Netanyahu 'told New Zealand backing UN vote would be declaration of war'
(The Guardian)
Israel's Netanyahu 'told New Zealand backing United Nations vote would be declaration of war' = What a crazy attack on sane land! An obstinate vigilante wounded our wonderful, noble isle. Die!
Israel's Netanyahu 'told New Zealand backing United Nations vote would be declaration of war' = What a crazy attack on sane land! An obstinate vigilante wounded our wonderful, noble isle. Die!
Anagram: Julian Lofts
Caricature: DonkeyHotey
Caricature: DonkeyHotey
Serena Williams engaged to Reddit co-founder
(BBC)
That Wimbledon champion Serena Williams is engaged to the founder of Reddit and white guy Alexis Ohanian = Uh oh! As in epic sex with giant woman will irrefutably damage man's didgeridoo! He needs to find a nonathlete.
That Wimbledon champion Serena Williams is engaged to the founder of Reddit and white guy Alexis Ohanian = Uh oh! As in epic sex with giant woman will irrefutably damage man's didgeridoo! He needs to find a nonathlete.
Anagram: Julian Lofts
Image: USV, Beth Wilson
Image: USV, Beth Wilson
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