Americans will get the Trump they elected as president

(Washington Post)

Americans will get the Trump they elected as president = We spit! All may regret the lunatic-creep's demented shit.

Anagram: Maurice Goddard

Weekend ice storm targets central US

(CNN)

Weekend ice storm targets central US = Kernel states...um...greeted Arctic snow

Anagram: Madhu
Image: Bryan Sherwood

Plus-size ballerina becomes online star

(The New Zealand Herald)

Image: lizzy.dances

Plus size ballerina becomes online star = Note: Liz is an able miracle, no less superb!

Anagram: Dharam

I'll spurn a sizeable ~ plus-size ballerina

Anagram: Julian Lofts

Donald Trump Is Reportedly Considering Kicking the Press Out of the White House

(Jezebel)

Donald Trump Is Reportedly Considering Kicking the Press Out of the White House = I find President-elect's rot thorough - despotic media-hostile power-hungry skunk!

Anagram: Maurice Goddard
Image: Susan Melkisethian

Inauguration protests: your guide to where you can make your voice heard

(The Guardian)

Those US Presidential inauguration protests are ~ unsurprising. Ostentatious lie. O, the ape's a retard.

Anagram: Julian Lofts
Image: Stacie Joy

Trump revives attack on intel community in early morning Twitter burst

(Politico)

Trump revives attack on intel community in early morning Twitter burst = Meet Collision-Course King, Mr Rant-Man Trump: Very nutty bitter vain twit!

Anagram: Maurice Goddard
Image: inigo mantoya

Texas carries out year's first US execution

(MSN)

Texas carries out year's first US execution = See a noxious racist exit future, as rest cry

Anagram: Russ Atkinson
Image: Kurt Morrow

The inauguration hasn't happened yet, and already Trump has started wearing out his welcome

(Los Angeles Times)

The inauguration hasn't happened yet, and already Trump has started wearing out his welcome = The nauseating, rotten, and damn haughty, wet amateur's popularity here shows a rapid decline!

Anagram: Maurice Goddard
Image: torbakhopper

Streep vs. Trump

(The New York Times)

Streep vs. Trump ~ stumps pervert

Anagram: Russ Atkinson
Image: Exchanges Photos

Trudeau takes thinly veiled swipe at Trump

(Yahoo!)

Justin Trudeau Canadian Prime Minister = Maintain justice and rein rude Trump. As I!

Anagram: Aronas Pinchas
Image: trumpvstrudeau

Trump to CNN: 'You are fake news'

(USA Today)

Trump to CNN: 'You are fake news' = Once-fun power may take turns...

Anagram: Josiah Winslow
Image: keizer keizer

Manhunts can take a long time

(Orlando Sentinel)

Manhunts can take a long time = O, nick the mean gunman at last

Anagram: Russ Atkinson
Image: Andrew Willard

'Soft Sensuality': What to Know About Donald Trump's Inauguration

(NBC News)

President Trump's 'soft sensuality' inauguration = Pussy person tending US. Future - totalitarianism.

Anagram: Julian Lofts
Image: Phil Venditti

Lawmakers condemn Trump for attack on John Lewis

(The Hill)

Lawmakers condemn Trump for attack on John Lewis = Jerk Trump's sick, and then, a low mental worm of a con! = Show's power-mad fit-mental jerk! Loon can rant muck!

Anagram: Maurice Goddard
Image: popofatticus

President-elect Donald Trump calls Hillary Clinton 'guilty as hell' during early morning Twitter rant

(New York Daily News)

President-elect Donald Trump calls Hillary Clinton 'guilty as hell' during early morning Twitter rant = Nastier, dull, arrogant, mentally ill, horridly ill, smelly cretin-turd, can't stop tweeting unhinged crap!

Anagram: Maurice Goddard
Image: Denis Bocquet

Donald Trump Will Be A Disaster For Autistic People

Donald Trump Will Be A Disaster For Autistic People (Forbes)

Donald Trump Will Be A Disaster For Autistic People = Decadent wimp's putrid base tripe: ill for all USA too!

Anagram: Maurice Goddard
Image: Elvert Barnes

KellyAnne Conway, Anderson Cooper clash over Russian intel report

Kellyanne Conway is a Republican campaign manager, strategist, and pollster = Typical complaining Trump lackey and regrets news allegations are bananas

Anagram: Christopher Davis

I Did Give Donald Trump a Golden Shower ... He Liked It Very Much

So the lewd orange POTUS had ~ a golden shower - used hot tap.

Anagram: Julian Lofts

Wild deer enters home to share meal with cat

(MSN)

Wild deer enters home to share meal with cat = I'd mew! The *%$ stole her clawed homie's treat, ran.

Anagram: Russ Atkinson

Moby turns down reported offer to perform at Donald Trump's presidential inauguration: 'I'll DJ if you release your tax returns'

(The Daily Telegraph)

MYOB ~ Moby
[MYOB: Mind Your Own Business]

Anagram: Julian Lofts
Image: David Price