Poll: Donald Trump's pre-inauguration approval rating at record low

(CBS News)

The inauguration in Washington DC of President-elect, Mr Donald Trump = In truth, power-mad dog's an incompetent lunatic on this dreadful reign!

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Fatah and Hamas to form unity government

(Yahoo!)

Fatah and Hamas to form unity government = Government of snafu? That may harm, not aid!

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One habit Trump says he will keep as president: tweeting

(Reuters)

One habit Trump says he will keep as president: tweeting = It's a peak id! Bully-ape spews tweets three in the morning!

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Trump Fires Back After Polls Show His Favorability Ratings In The Basement

(National Public Radio)

Trump Fires Back After Polls Show His Favorability Ratings In The Basement = Him? Remarkably feeble raving-sharp narcissist halfwit's not fit to be POTUS!

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Is removing a condom without permission rape?

(The Guardian)

Is removing a condom without permission rape? = Woman victim? Or is anger more upon his deposit?

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"Don't you DARE!" EU warns Britain there can be NO trade talks with US until after Brexit

(The Daily Express)

"You'd trade on?" ~ "Don't you DARE!"

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Putin: those who ordered fake report on Russia's Trump dossier 'worse than prostitutes'

(Tass)

Putin: those who ordered fake report on Russia's Trump dossier 'worse than prostitutes' = ...so, same hookers who our US writers reported to strip and piss on that future President?

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Putin says those behind Trump dossier are 'worse than prostitutes'

(The Guardian)

"This is an adult, and a man who for years organised beauty contests and spoke with the most beautiful women in the world. I can hardly believe that he ran off to meet with our girls of low social morals. Although of course ours are the best in the world," said Putin.="I see the twit has tiny hands. I know what that means. That totty Melania could give Donald a golden shower at home so why would he want our fabulous female strumpets in furs of sable for loin relief? He could get crabs or hepatitis A, B or C or AIDS or urine on shirt."

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Trump says NATO is obsolete but still 'very important to me'

(Reuters)

Obtusely poor statesman ~ Trump says NATO 'obsolete'.

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Obama: Trump Cannot Have An "Improvisational Presidency"

(Daily Caller)

Steve Kroft said "Can you run an improvisational presidency?" = "Sorry, Senor, a sad event" Trump said opinionatively, "Fuck, I can!"

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Americans will get the Trump they elected as president

(Washington Post)

Americans will get the Trump they elected as president = We spit! All may regret the lunatic-creep's demented shit.

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Weekend ice storm targets central US

(CNN)

Weekend ice storm targets central US = Kernel states...um...greeted Arctic snow

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Plus-size ballerina becomes online star

(The New Zealand Herald)

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Plus size ballerina becomes online star = Note: Liz is an able miracle, no less superb!

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I'll spurn a sizeable ~ plus-size ballerina

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Donald Trump Is Reportedly Considering Kicking the Press Out of the White House

(Jezebel)

Donald Trump Is Reportedly Considering Kicking the Press Out of the White House = I find President-elect's rot thorough - despotic media-hostile power-hungry skunk!

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Inauguration protests: your guide to where you can make your voice heard

(The Guardian)

Those US Presidential inauguration protests are ~ unsurprising. Ostentatious lie. O, the ape's a retard.

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Trump revives attack on intel community in early morning Twitter burst

(Politico)

Trump revives attack on intel community in early morning Twitter burst = Meet Collision-Course King, Mr Rant-Man Trump: Very nutty bitter vain twit!

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Texas carries out year's first US execution

(MSN)

Texas carries out year's first US execution = See a noxious racist exit future, as rest cry

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The inauguration hasn't happened yet, and already Trump has started wearing out his welcome

(Los Angeles Times)

The inauguration hasn't happened yet, and already Trump has started wearing out his welcome = The nauseating, rotten, and damn haughty, wet amateur's popularity here shows a rapid decline!

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Streep vs. Trump

(The New York Times)

Streep vs. Trump ~ stumps pervert

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Trudeau takes thinly veiled swipe at Trump

(Yahoo!)

Justin Trudeau Canadian Prime Minister = Maintain justice and rein rude Trump. As I!

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