Pope Francis warns against rise in populism

(BBC)

Francis, the Pope, warns against the rise in populism in North America = Trump, this rich, profane, ignorant, thespian ape, wins a messianic role.

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40-year-old Florida woman accused of sex with teens at her child's party

(Yahoo!)

An unlawful sexual activity = A lunatic, a lusty awful vixen

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Women's Marches Rally Millions In Cities Around The World

(Huffington Post)

Women decry trump = Dump newcomer! Try!

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Theresa is my Maggie: Donald Trump vision for relationship CLOSER than Thatcher and Reagan

(The Daily Express)

Theresa is my Maggie = May emits eager sigh

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Presidential inauguration begins with King Solomon's prayer

(CNN)

"From your glorious throne, dispatch her that she may be with us and work with us, that we may grasp what is pleasing to you." = Oh wow, now that's the same remark Trump said while riding that bus, right? "Ooh...so, if you're wealthy, you can grasp that pussy..."

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Donald Trump promises to put 'America First' in inauguration speech

(The Irish Independent)

Put 'America first' = It is a farce, Trump!

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Trump sworn in, marking a transformative shift in the country's leadership

(Washington Post)

Trump sworn in, marking a transformative shift in the country's leadership = Many Americans in honest fear shrink from this stupid rotten vulgar twirp = A thin-skinned filthy vain horror, amateur fascist pest Mr Trump, now reigns

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BBC sets up team to debunk fake news

(The Guardian)

Permanent Reality Check team = Take care in myth replacement

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Meet the First Family taking over the White House - who's who in Donald Trump's family tree

(The Daily Mirror)

Donald Trump's family tree contains ~ tycoons, unfit madmen, a retard, pills

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Poll: Donald Trump's pre-inauguration approval rating at record low

(CBS News)

The inauguration in Washington DC of President-elect, Mr Donald Trump = In truth, power-mad dog's an incompetent lunatic on this dreadful reign!

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Fatah and Hamas to form unity government

(Yahoo!)

Fatah and Hamas to form unity government = Government of snafu? That may harm, not aid!

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One habit Trump says he will keep as president: tweeting

(Reuters)

One habit Trump says he will keep as president: tweeting = It's a peak id! Bully-ape spews tweets three in the morning!

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Trump Fires Back After Polls Show His Favorability Ratings In The Basement

(National Public Radio)

Trump Fires Back After Polls Show His Favorability Ratings In The Basement = Him? Remarkably feeble raving-sharp narcissist halfwit's not fit to be POTUS!

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Is removing a condom without permission rape?

(The Guardian)

Is removing a condom without permission rape? = Woman victim? Or is anger more upon his deposit?

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"Don't you DARE!" EU warns Britain there can be NO trade talks with US until after Brexit

(The Daily Express)

"You'd trade on?" ~ "Don't you DARE!"

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Putin: those who ordered fake report on Russia's Trump dossier 'worse than prostitutes'

(Tass)

Putin: those who ordered fake report on Russia's Trump dossier 'worse than prostitutes' = ...so, same hookers who our US writers reported to strip and piss on that future President?

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Putin says those behind Trump dossier are 'worse than prostitutes'

(The Guardian)

"This is an adult, and a man who for years organised beauty contests and spoke with the most beautiful women in the world. I can hardly believe that he ran off to meet with our girls of low social morals. Although of course ours are the best in the world," said Putin.="I see the twit has tiny hands. I know what that means. That totty Melania could give Donald a golden shower at home so why would he want our fabulous female strumpets in furs of sable for loin relief? He could get crabs or hepatitis A, B or C or AIDS or urine on shirt."

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Trump says NATO is obsolete but still 'very important to me'

(Reuters)

Obtusely poor statesman ~ Trump says NATO 'obsolete'.

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Obama: Trump Cannot Have An "Improvisational Presidency"

(Daily Caller)

Steve Kroft said "Can you run an improvisational presidency?" = "Sorry, Senor, a sad event" Trump said opinionatively, "Fuck, I can!"

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Americans will get the Trump they elected as president

(Washington Post)

Americans will get the Trump they elected as president = We spit! All may regret the lunatic-creep's demented shit.

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