Trump's Plan to Fight ISIS With Putin Isn't Just Futile. It's Dangerous.

(Politico)

Trump's Plan to Fight ISIS With Putin Isn't Just Futile. It's Dangerous. = Jesus! It alarms to trust this flipping unhinged POTUS! Twit is unfit!

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US appeals travel ban ruling; Trump blasts federal judge

(Star Tribune)

What does the 'sovereign prerogative' really stand for? = Gee, that irate foolhardy President governs over laws.

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Mr. Trump's Random Insult Diplomacy

(The New York Times)

Mr. Trump's Random Insult Diplomacy = Mr Trump's moronically damn stupid!

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Haeli Noelle Wey, ex-Austin teacher, admits improper relationships with students

(CBS News)

Haeli Noelle Wey = Hell, I lay wee one!

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Dr Pimple Popper drains HUGE cyst on man's bum in gruesome footage

(The Daily Mirror)

Ugh, yes, mofo Trump's a pain in the a-hole ~ or a huge pimple on the ass of humanity

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Trump: 'It's a dumb deal!'

(The New Zealand Herald)

"It's a dumb deal!" = A dismal debut

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Donald Trump gave a doozy of a speech at the National Prayer Breakfast

(Washington Post)

"The world is in trouble, but we're going to straighten it out. OK? That's what I do. I fix things. We're going to straighten it out. Believe me. When you hear about the tough phone calls I'm having, don't worry about it. Just don't worry about it. They're tough. We have to tough ... We're taken advantage of by every nation in the world virtually. It's not going to happen anymore."
=
"O! Hosanna! Trust Twitter Star, Donald Trump, sonny!
I arose the out-and-out Toughest Ever Ego Trip Fixer in power on Earth!
I vow:
By building a leviathan ten foot high wall
By tweeting tough rot too
By tweeting even tougher shit
By tweeting even tougher dirty shit
By tough hoodwinking to win
By tough torture too
Hallelujah! I vow to Make America Hate Again!"

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Pregnant Beyonce photo mesmerises America

(BBC)

Behold white cynics ~ Beyonce's with child

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Nikki Haley Blasts Russia in First Remarks at UN Security Council

(Yahoo!)

US Ambassador to the United Nations Nikki Haley = I hate bad attitude: shame on kinky Russian loons!

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Donald Trump UK state visit to be debated in Parliament

(CNN)

A Donald Trump UK state visit to be debated in Parliament = Invitee mistake! Dump dire blatant petulant dastard! BOO!

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Psychologists warn Donald Trump 'displays all the classic signs of being mentally ill narcissist'

(The Daily Mirror)

President Donald Trump's grandiose mental instability = Oddest Paladin tried banning Muslims entirely at ports

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Merkel 'explains' refugee convention to Trump in phone call

(The Guardian)

"Keep foreigners out! US cannot vet them." Inept nerd ~ President Trump's take on the refugee convention

Trump's take on the refugee convention = Keep foreigners out! UN cannot vet them

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Trump's wild first week in office was like nothing ever seen in the presidency

(Business Insider)

Trump's wild first week in office was like nothing ever seen in the presidency = He's unfit! Frankenstein Monster type's wielding his fierce, evil, wicked power!

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US Commando Killed in Yemen in Trump's First Counterterrorism Operation

(The New York Times)

US Commando Killed in Yemen in Trump's First Counterterrorism Operation = In reality, order put on from President struck some in normal communities

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What is an executive order? And how do President Trump's stack up?

(Washington Post)

An executive order = A decree to vex, ruin

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He Will Not Divide Us: Shia LaBeouf arrested on camera during protest livestream

(The Independent)

hewillnotdivide.us = Lies undid with love

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US judges limit Trump immigration order; some officials ignore rulings

(Reuters)

US judges limit Trump immigration order; some officials ignore rulings = Muslims got justice amid profiling rule aimed for terrorism going in US

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Trump's first major test is travel ban uproar

(Yahoo!)

Trump's first major test is travel ban uproar = Firm protests burn at airports...just a marvel.

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Green card holders will need additional screening: White House

(Reuters)

A Green Card holder in the US = "No rights here!" declared Anu

"You and I see the Middle Eastern Green Card holders have not got ~ any rights here!" declares a determined Donald. Veto. He's out! Gone!

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Trump's latest executive order: Banning people from 7 countries and more

(CNN)

Trump's latest executive order: Banning people from seven countries and more = True, most get moved...*pause*...except culprits from San Bernardino or Nine-Eleven

Note: The San Bernardino and 9/11 attacks are highly referenced by Trump as examples of why a Muslim ban might be necessary.

The seven countries that Trump has on his list so far are Iraq, Syria, Iran, Libya, Somalia, Sudan and Yemen. Remember that list.

15 of the 19 hijackers in the 9/11 attacks were citizens of Saudi Arabia, 2 were from the United Arab Emirates, 1 was from Egypt, and 1 was from Lebanon. The perpetrators of the San Bernardino attacks were Tashfeen Malik and Rizwan Farook. Tashfeen Malik was born in Pakistan, and Rizwan Farook was born in...Chicago, Illinois.

If you paid attention, exactly 0 of these countries were on Trump's initial list. However, he is currently leader of one of those countries.

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