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Tuesday, February 7, 2017

Why is Betsy DeVos, Trump's pick for education secretary, so unpopular?

(BBC)
Protest of Betsy DeVos
Image: Victoria Pickering
President picks Elisabeth 'Betsy' Dee DeVos = Skeptics: "She's a *bleep* ditsy inbred devotee"
Anagram: Julian Lofts

DeVos confirmed as education secretary = Democrats convey our defiance. Disaster!
Anagram: Christopher T Davis

Here's everything Donald Trump has tweeted since he became president

(Los Angeles Times)
January 30, 2017 | Resist Trump Rally

When a country is no longer able to say who can, and who cannot, come in and out, especially for reasons of safety and security - big trouble! = Tweet by POTUS bled. America's Founding Fathers warned against one such loony, aloof, tyrannical, insane, con treacherous, loony cowboy.
Anagram: Maurice Goddard
Image: Joe Crimmings

Melania sues Mail Online a third time for claiming she was an escort

(New York Post)
free melania, scott richard

Melania was this clandestine escort = Elite lioness with mascara and scent
Anagram: Julian Lofts
Image: torbakhopper

Trump Immigration Ban Bound for Supreme Court, Now or Later

(Bloomberg)
Making Bridgeport a Sanctuary City

The Supreme Court ~ to rescue Trump, eh?
Anagram: Julian Lofts
Image: CT Senate Democrats

Monday, February 6, 2017

US Justice Department defends 'lawful' Trump travel ban

(BBC)
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Justice Department = Eject Trump instead
Anagram: Julian Lofts
Image: Stacie DaPonte

Never remember: City laughs along at massacre that wasn't

(Washington Post)
Bowling green massacre survivor photo

The Bowling Green Massacre = Rag big scheme! Not real news.
Anagram: Josiah Winslow
Image: Loco Steve

Trump's Plan to Fight ISIS With Putin Isn't Just Futile. It's Dangerous.

(Politico)
PutinPuppet

Trump's Plan to Fight ISIS With Putin Isn't Just Futile. It's Dangerous. = Jesus! It alarms to trust this flipping unhinged POTUS! Twit is unfit!
Anagram: Maurice Goddard
Image: FolsomNatural

US appeals travel ban ruling; Trump blasts federal judge

(Star Tribune)
No Muslim Ban, No Wall  - London demo 30 Jan 2017

What does the 'sovereign prerogative' really stand for? = Gee, that irate foolhardy President governs over laws.
Anagram: Julian Lofts
Image: Ron F.

Mr. Trump's Random Insult Diplomacy

(The New York Times)
Twitter

Mr. Trump's Random Insult Diplomacy = Mr Trump's moronically damn stupid!
Anagram: Steve Allison
Image: Sasha Kimel

Saturday, February 4, 2017

Haeli Noelle Wey, ex-Austin teacher, admits improper relationships with students

(CBS News)
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Haeli Noelle Wey = Hell, I lay wee one!
Anagram: Aronas Pinchas
Image: F Delventhal

Friday, February 3, 2017

Dr Pimple Popper drains HUGE cyst on man's bum in gruesome footage

(The Daily Mirror)
Re

Ugh, yes, mofo Trump's a pain in the a-hole ~ or a huge pimple on the ass of humanity
Anagram: Julian Lofts
Image: William Fowler

Trump: 'It's a dumb deal!'

(The New Zealand Herald)
hope-hate

"It's a dumb deal!" = A dismal debut
Anagram: Julian Lofts
Image: m.p.3.

Donald Trump gave a doozy of a speech at the National Prayer Breakfast

(Washington Post)
Der Spiegel Nr. 6 4.2.2017

"The world is in trouble, but we're going to straighten it out. OK? That's what I do. I fix things. We're going to straighten it out. Believe me. When you hear about the tough phone calls I'm having, don't worry about it. Just don't worry about it. They're tough. We have to tough ... We're taken advantage of by every nation in the world virtually. It's not going to happen anymore."
=
"O! Hosanna! Trust Twitter Star, Donald Trump, sonny!
I arose the out-and-out Toughest Ever Ego Trip Fixer in power on Earth!
I vow:
By building a leviathan ten foot high wall
By tweeting tough rot too
By tweeting even tougher shit
By tweeting even tougher dirty shit
By tough hoodwinking to win
By tough torture too
Hallelujah! I vow to Make America Hate Again!"
Anagram: Maurice Goddard
Image: Der Spiegel

Pregnant Beyonce photo mesmerises America

(BBC)
BEYONCE IS PREGNANT WITH TWINS!

Behold white cynics ~ Beyonce's with child
Anagram: Julian Lofts

Nikki Haley Blasts Russia in First Remarks at UN Security Council

(Yahoo!)

US Ambassador to the United Nations Nikki Haley = I hate bad attitude: shame on kinky Russian loons!
Anagram: Aronas Pinchas

Tuesday, January 31, 2017

Donald Trump UK state visit to be debated in Parliament

(CNN)
Trump

A Donald Trump UK state visit to be debated in Parliament = Invitee mistake! Dump dire blatant petulant dastard! BOO!
Anagram: Maurice Goddard
Image: IoSonoUnaFotoCamera

Psychologists warn Donald Trump 'displays all the classic signs of being mentally ill narcissist'

(The Daily Mirror)
Trump

President Donald Trump's grandiose mental instability = Oddest Paladin tried banning Muslims entirely at ports
Anagram: Julian Lofts
Image: IoSonoUnaFotoCamera

Monday, January 30, 2017

Merkel 'explains' refugee convention to Trump in phone call

(The Guardian)
SFO Muslim Ban Protest
"Keep foreigners out! US cannot vet them." Inept nerd ~ President Trump's take on the refugee convention

Trump's take on the refugee convention = Keep foreigners out! UN cannot vet them
Anagram: Julian Lofts
Image: Quinn Norton

Trump's wild first week in office was like nothing ever seen in the presidency

(Business Insider)
protesters

Trump's wild first week in office was like nothing ever seen in the presidency = He's unfit! Frankenstein Monster type's wielding his fierce, evil, wicked power!
Anagram: Maurice Goddard
Image: james o'hanlon

US Commando Killed in Yemen in Trump's First Counterterrorism Operation

(The New York Times)
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US Commando Killed in Yemen in Trump's First Counterterrorism Operation = In reality, order put on from President struck some in normal communities
Anagram: Josiah Winslow
Image: Walter