After yearlong hiatus, Playboy brings back nudity

(Las Vegas Review-Journal)

After yearlong hiatus, Playboy brings back nudity = "Thanks for paying, guy!" ... "But baby, I only read articles!"

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Hal Moore, Author of "We Were Soldiers Once...And Young", Dies at 94

(The Wall Street Journal)

Harold Moore dies = So admire old hero

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NSA Gets More Latitude to Share Intercepted Communications

(The New York Times)

Foreign Intelligence Surveillance Acts ~ entail cunning, secretive, illegal forces

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Donald Trump's universe of alternative facts

(CNN)

"Any negative polls are fake news, just like the CNN, ABC, NBC polls in the election," he said. "Sorry, people want border security and extreme vetting." = Oh! Power-sick Tweet King, Donald John Trump, exists in an alternative 'eye-opener' facts universe! Belligerent bad creep bellyaches constantly!

Any negative polls are fake news, just like the CNN, ABC, NBC polls in the election. Sorry, people want border security and extreme vetting.

— Donald J. Trump (@realDonaldTrump) February 6, 2017

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Why is Betsy DeVos, Trump's pick for education secretary, so unpopular?

(BBC)

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President picks Elisabeth 'Betsy' Dee DeVos = Skeptics: "She's a *bleep* ditsy inbred devotee"

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DeVos confirmed as education secretary = Democrats convey our defiance. Disaster!

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Here's everything Donald Trump has tweeted since he became president

(Los Angeles Times)

When a country is no longer able to say who can, and who cannot, come in and out, especially for reasons of safety and security - big trouble! = Tweet by POTUS bled. America's Founding Fathers warned against one such loony, aloof, tyrannical, insane, con treacherous, loony cowboy.

When a country is no longer able to say who can, and who cannot , come in & out, especially for reasons of safety &.security - big trouble!

— Donald J. Trump (@realDonaldTrump) February 4, 2017

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Melania sues Mail Online a third time for claiming she was an escort

(New York Post)

Melania was this clandestine escort = Elite lioness with mascara and scent

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Trump Immigration Ban Bound for Supreme Court, Now or Later

(Bloomberg)

The Supreme Court ~ to rescue Trump, eh?

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US Justice Department defends 'lawful' Trump travel ban

(BBC)

Justice Department = Eject Trump instead

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Never remember: City laughs along at massacre that wasn't

(Washington Post)

The Bowling Green Massacre = Rag big scheme! Not real news.

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Trump's Plan to Fight ISIS With Putin Isn't Just Futile. It's Dangerous.

(Politico)

Trump's Plan to Fight ISIS With Putin Isn't Just Futile. It's Dangerous. = Jesus! It alarms to trust this flipping unhinged POTUS! Twit is unfit!

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US appeals travel ban ruling; Trump blasts federal judge

(Star Tribune)

What does the 'sovereign prerogative' really stand for? = Gee, that irate foolhardy President governs over laws.

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Mr. Trump's Random Insult Diplomacy

(The New York Times)

Mr. Trump's Random Insult Diplomacy = Mr Trump's moronically damn stupid!

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Haeli Noelle Wey, ex-Austin teacher, admits improper relationships with students

(CBS News)

Haeli Noelle Wey = Hell, I lay wee one!

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Dr Pimple Popper drains HUGE cyst on man's bum in gruesome footage

(The Daily Mirror)

Ugh, yes, mofo Trump's a pain in the a-hole ~ or a huge pimple on the ass of humanity

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Trump: 'It's a dumb deal!'

(The New Zealand Herald)

"It's a dumb deal!" = A dismal debut

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Donald Trump gave a doozy of a speech at the National Prayer Breakfast

(Washington Post)

"The world is in trouble, but we're going to straighten it out. OK? That's what I do. I fix things. We're going to straighten it out. Believe me. When you hear about the tough phone calls I'm having, don't worry about it. Just don't worry about it. They're tough. We have to tough ... We're taken advantage of by every nation in the world virtually. It's not going to happen anymore."
=
"O! Hosanna! Trust Twitter Star, Donald Trump, sonny!
I arose the out-and-out Toughest Ever Ego Trip Fixer in power on Earth!
I vow:
By building a leviathan ten foot high wall
By tweeting tough rot too
By tweeting even tougher shit
By tweeting even tougher dirty shit
By tough hoodwinking to win
By tough torture too
Hallelujah! I vow to Make America Hate Again!"

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Pregnant Beyonce photo mesmerises America

(BBC)

Behold white cynics ~ Beyonce's with child

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Nikki Haley Blasts Russia in First Remarks at UN Security Council

(Yahoo!)

US Ambassador to the United Nations Nikki Haley = I hate bad attitude: shame on kinky Russian loons!

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Donald Trump UK state visit to be debated in Parliament

(CNN)

A Donald Trump UK state visit to be debated in Parliament = Invitee mistake! Dump dire blatant petulant dastard! BOO!

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