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Tuesday, February 14, 2017

Saturday Night Live's skit featuring Kate McKinnon as Kellyanne Conway

(YouTube)

Saturday Night Live's skit featuring Kate McKinnon as Kellyanne Conway = On Sunday evening, lawmakers think kinky 'Fatal Attraction' scene is ugly
Anagram: Dharam

White House posts wrong versions of Trump's orders on its website

(USA Today)
If You are Silent...

White House posts wrong versions of Trump's orders on its website = Oops! No, seems obvious, "fight news reporters with swords" isn't true...
Anagram: Josiah Winslow
Image: Mobilus In Mobili

After yearlong hiatus, Playboy brings back nudity

(Las Vegas Review-Journal)
Playboy AD

After yearlong hiatus, Playboy brings back nudity = "Thanks for paying, guy!" ... "But baby, I only read articles!"
Anagram: Josiah Winslow
Image: Topku Chan

Hal Moore, Author of "We Were Soldiers Once...And Young", Dies at 94

(The Wall Street Journal)
Battle of Ia Drang

Harold Moore dies = So admire old hero
Anagram: Julian Lofts
Image: Wayne Hsieh

Sunday, February 12, 2017

NSA Gets More Latitude to Share Intercepted Communications

(The New York Times)
43/52 : Patriot Act

Foreign Intelligence Surveillance Acts ~ entail cunning, secretive, illegal forces
Anagram: Julian Lofts
Image: Eric Constantineau

Wednesday, February 8, 2017

Donald Trump's universe of alternative facts

(CNN)
No to scapegoating Muslims

"Any negative polls are fake news, just like the CNN, ABC, NBC polls in the election," he said. "Sorry, people want border security and extreme vetting." = Oh! Power-sick Tweet King, Donald John Trump, exists in an alternative 'eye-opener' facts universe! Belligerent bad creep bellyaches constantly!
Anagram: Maurice Goddard
Image: Scott Billings

Tuesday, February 7, 2017

Why is Betsy DeVos, Trump's pick for education secretary, so unpopular?

(BBC)
Protest of Betsy DeVos
Image: Victoria Pickering
President picks Elisabeth 'Betsy' Dee DeVos = Skeptics: "She's a *bleep* ditsy inbred devotee"
Anagram: Julian Lofts

DeVos confirmed as education secretary = Democrats convey our defiance. Disaster!
Anagram: Christopher T Davis

Here's everything Donald Trump has tweeted since he became president

(Los Angeles Times)
January 30, 2017 | Resist Trump Rally

When a country is no longer able to say who can, and who cannot, come in and out, especially for reasons of safety and security - big trouble! = Tweet by POTUS bled. America's Founding Fathers warned against one such loony, aloof, tyrannical, insane, con treacherous, loony cowboy.
Anagram: Maurice Goddard
Image: Joe Crimmings

Melania sues Mail Online a third time for claiming she was an escort

(New York Post)
free melania, scott richard

Melania was this clandestine escort = Elite lioness with mascara and scent
Anagram: Julian Lofts
Image: torbakhopper

Trump Immigration Ban Bound for Supreme Court, Now or Later

(Bloomberg)
Making Bridgeport a Sanctuary City

The Supreme Court ~ to rescue Trump, eh?
Anagram: Julian Lofts
Image: CT Senate Democrats

Monday, February 6, 2017

US Justice Department defends 'lawful' Trump travel ban

(BBC)
IMG_8104

Justice Department = Eject Trump instead
Anagram: Julian Lofts
Image: Stacie DaPonte

Never remember: City laughs along at massacre that wasn't

(Washington Post)
Bowling green massacre survivor photo

The Bowling Green Massacre = Rag big scheme! Not real news.
Anagram: Josiah Winslow
Image: Loco Steve

Trump's Plan to Fight ISIS With Putin Isn't Just Futile. It's Dangerous.

(Politico)
PutinPuppet

Trump's Plan to Fight ISIS With Putin Isn't Just Futile. It's Dangerous. = Jesus! It alarms to trust this flipping unhinged POTUS! Twit is unfit!
Anagram: Maurice Goddard
Image: FolsomNatural

US appeals travel ban ruling; Trump blasts federal judge

(Star Tribune)
No Muslim Ban, No Wall  - London demo 30 Jan 2017

What does the 'sovereign prerogative' really stand for? = Gee, that irate foolhardy President governs over laws.
Anagram: Julian Lofts
Image: Ron F.

Mr. Trump's Random Insult Diplomacy

(The New York Times)
Twitter

Mr. Trump's Random Insult Diplomacy = Mr Trump's moronically damn stupid!
Anagram: Steve Allison
Image: Sasha Kimel

Saturday, February 4, 2017

Haeli Noelle Wey, ex-Austin teacher, admits improper relationships with students

(CBS News)
national museum of american art and portrait gallery-51

Haeli Noelle Wey = Hell, I lay wee one!
Anagram: Aronas Pinchas
Image: F Delventhal

Friday, February 3, 2017

Dr Pimple Popper drains HUGE cyst on man's bum in gruesome footage

(The Daily Mirror)
Re

Ugh, yes, mofo Trump's a pain in the a-hole ~ or a huge pimple on the ass of humanity
Anagram: Julian Lofts
Image: William Fowler

Trump: 'It's a dumb deal!'

(The New Zealand Herald)
hope-hate

"It's a dumb deal!" = A dismal debut
Anagram: Julian Lofts
Image: m.p.3.

Donald Trump gave a doozy of a speech at the National Prayer Breakfast

(Washington Post)
Der Spiegel Nr. 6 4.2.2017

"The world is in trouble, but we're going to straighten it out. OK? That's what I do. I fix things. We're going to straighten it out. Believe me. When you hear about the tough phone calls I'm having, don't worry about it. Just don't worry about it. They're tough. We have to tough ... We're taken advantage of by every nation in the world virtually. It's not going to happen anymore."
=
"O! Hosanna! Trust Twitter Star, Donald Trump, sonny!
I arose the out-and-out Toughest Ever Ego Trip Fixer in power on Earth!
I vow:
By building a leviathan ten foot high wall
By tweeting tough rot too
By tweeting even tougher shit
By tweeting even tougher dirty shit
By tough hoodwinking to win
By tough torture too
Hallelujah! I vow to Make America Hate Again!"
Anagram: Maurice Goddard
Image: Der Spiegel

Pregnant Beyonce photo mesmerises America

(BBC)
BEYONCE IS PREGNANT WITH TWINS!

Behold white cynics ~ Beyonce's with child
Anagram: Julian Lofts