Kim Jong-un's half-brother dies after 'attack' at airport in Malaysia

(The Guardian)

The Malaysian airport killing = Hint: try Kim's illegal paranoia = A mightily ill Korean aspirant

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Trump Kicks Off His 2020 Reelection Campaign on Saturday

(The Atlantic)

USA in "permanent campaign" mode = So, Trump-Pence again? I mean, damn!

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Meryl Streep slams Donald Trump in another emotional speech

(Washington Post)

"If we live through this precarious moment, if his catastrophic instinct to retaliate doesn't lead us to nuclear winter, we will have much to thank our current leader for." Streep said = Horrific autocratic creature or ass in the White House, Twitter's all-time thin-skinned, ultra-stupid, ultra-depraved, ultra-offensive, egomaniac clown's "The Emperor With No Clothes"

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As Trust In Michael Flynn Erodes, Donald Trump Considers His Options

(Huffington Post)

As Trust In Michael Flynn Erodes, Donald Trump Considers His Options = Hell! No saints in Creep Trump's shoddy Administration of scoundrels!

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What It's Like for People Named Donald Who Aren't Donald Trump?

(Slate.com)

What It's Like for People Named Donald Who Aren't Donald Trump? = Untold proportion feel awkward hot shame, piddle, and lament!

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Sean Spicer Makes Up Atlanta Islamist Terror Attack

(The Daily Beast)

Sean Spicer Makes Up Atlanta Islamist Terror Attack = Trump's relations assert an area attack? I'm skeptical.

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Oroville Dam risk: Thousands evacuate Californian homes

(BBC)

The Oroville dam is nearly failing = Golly, I mean rain has overfilled it

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Saturday Night Live's skit featuring Kate McKinnon as Kellyanne Conway

(YouTube)

Saturday Night Live's skit featuring Kate McKinnon as Kellyanne Conway = On Sunday evening, lawmakers think kinky 'Fatal Attraction' scene is ugly

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White House posts wrong versions of Trump's orders on its website

(USA Today)

White House posts wrong versions of Trump's orders on its website = Oops! No, seems obvious, "fight news reporters with swords" isn't true...

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After yearlong hiatus, Playboy brings back nudity

(Las Vegas Review-Journal)

After yearlong hiatus, Playboy brings back nudity = "Thanks for paying, guy!" ... "But baby, I only read articles!"

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Hal Moore, Author of "We Were Soldiers Once...And Young", Dies at 94

(The Wall Street Journal)

Harold Moore dies = So admire old hero

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NSA Gets More Latitude to Share Intercepted Communications

(The New York Times)

Foreign Intelligence Surveillance Acts ~ entail cunning, secretive, illegal forces

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Donald Trump's universe of alternative facts

(CNN)

"Any negative polls are fake news, just like the CNN, ABC, NBC polls in the election," he said. "Sorry, people want border security and extreme vetting." = Oh! Power-sick Tweet King, Donald John Trump, exists in an alternative 'eye-opener' facts universe! Belligerent bad creep bellyaches constantly!

Any negative polls are fake news, just like the CNN, ABC, NBC polls in the election. Sorry, people want border security and extreme vetting.

— Donald J. Trump (@realDonaldTrump) February 6, 2017

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Why is Betsy DeVos, Trump's pick for education secretary, so unpopular?

(BBC)

Image: Victoria Pickering

President picks Elisabeth 'Betsy' Dee DeVos = Skeptics: "She's a *bleep* ditsy inbred devotee"

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DeVos confirmed as education secretary = Democrats convey our defiance. Disaster!

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Here's everything Donald Trump has tweeted since he became president

(Los Angeles Times)

When a country is no longer able to say who can, and who cannot, come in and out, especially for reasons of safety and security - big trouble! = Tweet by POTUS bled. America's Founding Fathers warned against one such loony, aloof, tyrannical, insane, con treacherous, loony cowboy.

When a country is no longer able to say who can, and who cannot , come in & out, especially for reasons of safety &.security - big trouble!

— Donald J. Trump (@realDonaldTrump) February 4, 2017

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Melania sues Mail Online a third time for claiming she was an escort

(New York Post)

Melania was this clandestine escort = Elite lioness with mascara and scent

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Trump Immigration Ban Bound for Supreme Court, Now or Later

(Bloomberg)

The Supreme Court ~ to rescue Trump, eh?

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US Justice Department defends 'lawful' Trump travel ban

(BBC)

Justice Department = Eject Trump instead

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Never remember: City laughs along at massacre that wasn't

(Washington Post)

The Bowling Green Massacre = Rag big scheme! Not real news.

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Trump's Plan to Fight ISIS With Putin Isn't Just Futile. It's Dangerous.

(Politico)

Trump's Plan to Fight ISIS With Putin Isn't Just Futile. It's Dangerous. = Jesus! It alarms to trust this flipping unhinged POTUS! Twit is unfit!

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