Adele Broke Her Grammy in Half So She Could Share It with Beyonce = Singer: Behold, my nice award's yours too. Climb here, take half (he! he!)
Anagram: Aronas Pinchas
Friday, February 17, 2017
Adele Broke Her Grammy in Half So She Could Share It with Beyoncé
(Yahoo!)
Adele Broke Her Grammy in Half So She Could Share It with Beyonce = Singer: Behold, my nice award's yours too. Climb here, take half (he! he!)
Adele Broke Her Grammy in Half So She Could Share It with Beyonce = Singer: Behold, my nice award's yours too. Climb here, take half (he! he!)
Kim Jong-un's half-brother dies after 'attack' at airport in Malaysia
(The Guardian)
The Malaysian airport killing = Hint: try Kim's illegal paranoia = A mightily ill Korean aspirant
The Malaysian airport killing = Hint: try Kim's illegal paranoia = A mightily ill Korean aspirant
Anagram: Julian Lofts
Image: Marco Verch
Image: Marco Verch
Trump Kicks Off His 2020 Reelection Campaign on Saturday
(The Atlantic)
USA in "permanent campaign" mode = So, Trump-Pence again? I mean, damn!
USA in "permanent campaign" mode = So, Trump-Pence again? I mean, damn!
Anagram: Rosie Perera
Image: Rui Barros
Image: Rui Barros
Tuesday, February 14, 2017
Meryl Streep slams Donald Trump in another emotional speech
(Washington Post)
"If we live through this precarious moment, if his catastrophic instinct to retaliate doesn't lead us to nuclear winter, we will have much to thank our current leader for." Streep said = Horrific autocratic creature or ass in the White House, Twitter's all-time thin-skinned, ultra-stupid, ultra-depraved, ultra-offensive, egomaniac clown's "The Emperor With No Clothes"
"If we live through this precarious moment, if his catastrophic instinct to retaliate doesn't lead us to nuclear winter, we will have much to thank our current leader for." Streep said = Horrific autocratic creature or ass in the White House, Twitter's all-time thin-skinned, ultra-stupid, ultra-depraved, ultra-offensive, egomaniac clown's "The Emperor With No Clothes"
Anagram: Maurice Goddard
As Trust In Michael Flynn Erodes, Donald Trump Considers His Options
(Huffington Post)
As Trust In Michael Flynn Erodes, Donald Trump Considers His Options = Hell! No saints in Creep Trump's shoddy Administration of scoundrels!
As Trust In Michael Flynn Erodes, Donald Trump Considers His Options = Hell! No saints in Creep Trump's shoddy Administration of scoundrels!
Anagram: Maurice Goddard
Image: Karl-Ludwig Poggemann
Image: Karl-Ludwig Poggemann
What It's Like for People Named Donald Who Aren't Donald Trump?
(Slate.com)
What It's Like for People Named Donald Who Aren't Donald Trump? = Untold proportion feel awkward hot shame, piddle, and lament!
What It's Like for People Named Donald Who Aren't Donald Trump? = Untold proportion feel awkward hot shame, piddle, and lament!
Anagram: Maurice Goddard
Image: Elliott Brown
Image: Elliott Brown
Sean Spicer Makes Up Atlanta Islamist Terror Attack
(The Daily Beast)
Sean Spicer Makes Up Atlanta Islamist Terror Attack = Trump's relations assert an area attack? I'm skeptical.
Sean Spicer Makes Up Atlanta Islamist Terror Attack = Trump's relations assert an area attack? I'm skeptical.
Anagram: Josiah Winslow
Caricature: DonkeyHotey
Caricature: DonkeyHotey
Oroville Dam risk: Thousands evacuate Californian homes
(BBC)
The Oroville dam is nearly failing = Golly, I mean rain has overfilled it
The Oroville dam is nearly failing = Golly, I mean rain has overfilled it
Anagram: Julian Lofts
Image: The National Guard
Image: The National Guard
Saturday Night Live's skit featuring Kate McKinnon as Kellyanne Conway
(YouTube)
Saturday Night Live's skit featuring Kate McKinnon as Kellyanne Conway = On Sunday evening, lawmakers think kinky 'Fatal Attraction' scene is ugly
Saturday Night Live's skit featuring Kate McKinnon as Kellyanne Conway = On Sunday evening, lawmakers think kinky 'Fatal Attraction' scene is ugly
Anagram: Dharam
White House posts wrong versions of Trump's orders on its website
(USA Today)
White House posts wrong versions of Trump's orders on its website = Oops! No, seems obvious, "fight news reporters with swords" isn't true...
White House posts wrong versions of Trump's orders on its website = Oops! No, seems obvious, "fight news reporters with swords" isn't true...
Anagram: Josiah Winslow
Image: Mobilus In Mobili
Image: Mobilus In Mobili
After yearlong hiatus, Playboy brings back nudity
(Las Vegas Review-Journal)
After yearlong hiatus, Playboy brings back nudity = "Thanks for paying, guy!" ... "But baby, I only read articles!"
After yearlong hiatus, Playboy brings back nudity = "Thanks for paying, guy!" ... "But baby, I only read articles!"
Anagram: Josiah Winslow
Image: Topku Chan
Image: Topku Chan
Hal Moore, Author of "We Were Soldiers Once...And Young", Dies at 94
(The Wall Street Journal)
Harold Moore dies = So admire old hero
Harold Moore dies = So admire old hero
Anagram: Julian Lofts
Image: Wayne Hsieh
Image: Wayne Hsieh
Sunday, February 12, 2017
NSA Gets More Latitude to Share Intercepted Communications
(The New York Times)
Foreign Intelligence Surveillance Acts ~ entail cunning, secretive, illegal forces
Foreign Intelligence Surveillance Acts ~ entail cunning, secretive, illegal forces
Anagram: Julian Lofts
Image: Eric Constantineau
Image: Eric Constantineau
Wednesday, February 8, 2017
Donald Trump's universe of alternative facts
(CNN)
"Any negative polls are fake news, just like the CNN, ABC, NBC polls in the election," he said. "Sorry, people want border security and extreme vetting." = Oh! Power-sick Tweet King, Donald John Trump, exists in an alternative 'eye-opener' facts universe! Belligerent bad creep bellyaches constantly!
"Any negative polls are fake news, just like the CNN, ABC, NBC polls in the election," he said. "Sorry, people want border security and extreme vetting." = Oh! Power-sick Tweet King, Donald John Trump, exists in an alternative 'eye-opener' facts universe! Belligerent bad creep bellyaches constantly!
Any negative polls are fake news, just like the CNN, ABC, NBC polls in the election. Sorry, people want border security and extreme vetting.
— Donald J. Trump (@realDonaldTrump) February 6, 2017
Anagram: Maurice Goddard
Image: Scott Billings
Image: Scott Billings
Tuesday, February 7, 2017
Why is Betsy DeVos, Trump's pick for education secretary, so unpopular?
(BBC)
President picks Elisabeth 'Betsy' Dee DeVos = Skeptics: "She's a *bleep* ditsy inbred devotee"
DeVos confirmed as education secretary = Democrats convey our defiance. Disaster!
Image: Victoria Pickering
Anagram: Julian Lofts
Anagram: Christopher T Davis
Here's everything Donald Trump has tweeted since he became president
(Los Angeles Times)
When a country is no longer able to say who can, and who cannot, come in and out, especially for reasons of safety and security - big trouble! = Tweet by POTUS bled. America's Founding Fathers warned against one such loony, aloof, tyrannical, insane, con treacherous, loony cowboy.
When a country is no longer able to say who can, and who cannot, come in and out, especially for reasons of safety and security - big trouble! = Tweet by POTUS bled. America's Founding Fathers warned against one such loony, aloof, tyrannical, insane, con treacherous, loony cowboy.
When a country is no longer able to say who can, and who cannot , come in & out, especially for reasons of safety &.security - big trouble!— Donald J. Trump (@realDonaldTrump) February 4, 2017
Anagram: Maurice Goddard
Image: Joe Crimmings
Image: Joe Crimmings
Melania sues Mail Online a third time for claiming she was an escort
(New York Post)
Melania was this clandestine escort = Elite lioness with mascara and scent
Melania was this clandestine escort = Elite lioness with mascara and scent
Anagram: Julian Lofts
Image: torbakhopper
Image: torbakhopper
Trump Immigration Ban Bound for Supreme Court, Now or Later
(Bloomberg)
The Supreme Court ~ to rescue Trump, eh?
The Supreme Court ~ to rescue Trump, eh?
Anagram: Julian Lofts
Image: CT Senate Democrats
Image: CT Senate Democrats
Monday, February 6, 2017
Never remember: City laughs along at massacre that wasn't
(Washington Post)
The Bowling Green Massacre = Rag big scheme! Not real news.
The Bowling Green Massacre = Rag big scheme! Not real news.
Anagram: Josiah Winslow
Image: Loco Steve
Image: Loco Steve
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