Boy Wrestler Wins Girl's State Title

(MSN)

Boy Wrestler Wins Girl's State Title = Was girl's rebel, now titters testily

Anagram: Russ Atkinson

President Trump Seems Determined To Continue The Permanent Campaign

(National Public Radio)

President Trump Seems Determined To Continue The Permanent Campaign = Smug, incompetent, demented, mean, putrid, pain-in-the-arse creep, torments!

Anagram: Maurice Goddard
Image: Mike Maguire

Senate confirms climate change sceptic Scott Pruitt to run Environmental Protection Agency

(The Independent)

The Environmental Protection Agency = One notion: try prevent climate change

Anagram: Julian Lofts
Image: Thomas Cizauskas

Movie Review: Hacksaw Ridge

(Stuff.co.nz)

Actor Andrew Garfield is the main star in the biographical war film drama 'Hacksaw Ridge' by the controversial director Mel Gibson and set on the island of ~ Okinawa. Pacifist medic is a heroic wartime battler, scaling gradients, thrillingly saving harmed band of brothers on a stretcher. Awarded Medal of Honor.

Anagram: Julian Lofts

Mammoth project to create hybrid

(The New Zealand Herald)

To create a mammoth-elephant hybrid = Och, reanimate that embalmed trophy

Anagram: Julian Lofts
Image: JLS Photography

Trump falsely claims biggest electoral win since Reagan

(USA Today)

Trump boasts that he had biggest electoral win since Ronald Reagan = The last Presidential races, Obama, Clinton, and G.H.W. Bush got greater

Anagram: Josiah Winslow
Image: Marcy

Adele Broke Her Grammy in Half So She Could Share It with Beyoncé

(Yahoo!)

Adele Broke Her Grammy in Half So She Could Share It with Beyonce = Singer: Behold, my nice award's yours too. Climb here, take half (he! he!)

Anagram: Aronas Pinchas

Kim Jong-un's half-brother dies after 'attack' at airport in Malaysia

(The Guardian)

The Malaysian airport killing = Hint: try Kim's illegal paranoia = A mightily ill Korean aspirant

Anagram: Julian Lofts
Image: Marco Verch

Trump Kicks Off His 2020 Reelection Campaign on Saturday

(The Atlantic)

USA in "permanent campaign" mode = So, Trump-Pence again? I mean, damn!

Anagram: Rosie Perera
Image: Rui Barros

Meryl Streep slams Donald Trump in another emotional speech

(Washington Post)

"If we live through this precarious moment, if his catastrophic instinct to retaliate doesn't lead us to nuclear winter, we will have much to thank our current leader for." Streep said = Horrific autocratic creature or ass in the White House, Twitter's all-time thin-skinned, ultra-stupid, ultra-depraved, ultra-offensive, egomaniac clown's "The Emperor With No Clothes"

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As Trust In Michael Flynn Erodes, Donald Trump Considers His Options

(Huffington Post)

As Trust In Michael Flynn Erodes, Donald Trump Considers His Options = Hell! No saints in Creep Trump's shoddy Administration of scoundrels!

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Image: Karl-Ludwig Poggemann

What It's Like for People Named Donald Who Aren't Donald Trump?

(Slate.com)

What It's Like for People Named Donald Who Aren't Donald Trump? = Untold proportion feel awkward hot shame, piddle, and lament!

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Image: Elliott Brown

Sean Spicer Makes Up Atlanta Islamist Terror Attack

(The Daily Beast)

Sean Spicer Makes Up Atlanta Islamist Terror Attack = Trump's relations assert an area attack? I'm skeptical.

Anagram: Josiah Winslow
Caricature: DonkeyHotey

Oroville Dam risk: Thousands evacuate Californian homes

(BBC)

The Oroville dam is nearly failing = Golly, I mean rain has overfilled it

Anagram: Julian Lofts
Image: The National Guard

Saturday Night Live's skit featuring Kate McKinnon as Kellyanne Conway

(YouTube)

Saturday Night Live's skit featuring Kate McKinnon as Kellyanne Conway = On Sunday evening, lawmakers think kinky 'Fatal Attraction' scene is ugly

Anagram: Dharam

White House posts wrong versions of Trump's orders on its website

(USA Today)

White House posts wrong versions of Trump's orders on its website = Oops! No, seems obvious, "fight news reporters with swords" isn't true...

Anagram: Josiah Winslow
Image: Mobilus In Mobili

After yearlong hiatus, Playboy brings back nudity

(Las Vegas Review-Journal)

After yearlong hiatus, Playboy brings back nudity = "Thanks for paying, guy!" ... "But baby, I only read articles!"

Anagram: Josiah Winslow
Image: Topku Chan

Hal Moore, Author of "We Were Soldiers Once...And Young", Dies at 94

(The Wall Street Journal)

Harold Moore dies = So admire old hero

Anagram: Julian Lofts
Image: Wayne Hsieh

NSA Gets More Latitude to Share Intercepted Communications

(The New York Times)

Foreign Intelligence Surveillance Acts ~ entail cunning, secretive, illegal forces

Anagram: Julian Lofts
Image: Eric Constantineau

Donald Trump's universe of alternative facts

(CNN)

"Any negative polls are fake news, just like the CNN, ABC, NBC polls in the election," he said. "Sorry, people want border security and extreme vetting." = Oh! Power-sick Tweet King, Donald John Trump, exists in an alternative 'eye-opener' facts universe! Belligerent bad creep bellyaches constantly!

Any negative polls are fake news, just like the CNN, ABC, NBC polls in the election. Sorry, people want border security and extreme vetting.

— Donald J. Trump (@realDonaldTrump) February 6, 2017

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Image: Scott Billings