Onoway Residents Surprised By Hot Pink Tap Water

(Huffington Post)

The water goes pink in Onoway = Oops, we want gin in there, okay!

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Pope hints at possible ordination of married men

(BBC)

Sinister padres' drama in Rome = Ordain married men as priests

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Study: Less Americans Trying to Lose Weight

(6ABC)

Study: Less Americans Trying to Lose Weight = It says "Guilty dolts want more cheese rings"

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Poachers Break Into French Zoo, Kill White Rhino And Steal His Horn

(National Public Radio)

A white rhinoceros horn is poached near Paris = Another horror! Chinese swipe an aphrodisiac

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The dangerous rage of Donald Trump

(Washington Post)

The dangerous rage of Donald Trump = Mad posture of rant-deranged ghoul!

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Donald Trump was seething with rage, says friend who talked to him twice this weekend

(CNBC)

Donald Trump was seething with rage, says friend who talked to him twice this weekend = What we witness: Deranged, tantrum-sick, swing-wild, hotheaded, shaky epitome of Hitler.

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Snap's IPO hits a homer

(Mercury News)

Snap's IPO hits a homer = App has rise, hits moon

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Watch Sicily's Mount Etna spew fountains of lava

(Washington Post)

Watch Sicily's Mount Etna spew fountains of lava = Chaos! Wispy, fat Italian Volcano went nuts, fumes.

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Donald Trump's tweets to deflect attention from 'Russiagate' are not working

(Sydney Morning Herald)

"How low has President Obama gone to tap my phones during the very sacred election process. This is Nixon/Watergate. Bad (or sick) guy!" = What nonsense! Egomania-depraved dog Trump bristles with toxic cooked up conspiracy theories! Any goes! Birther one was ghastly!

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So-called wiretap

(MSN)

So-called wiretap = Pres lied. A low act.

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Trump's baseless wiretap claim

(CNN)

Alarmist Trump gets paranoid, ~ starts tapping rumor, a mad lie!

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Jeff Sessions recuses himself from Russia inquiry amid calls for resignation

(The Guardian)

Sessions's recusal = Russia's closeness

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First Lady Suggests People Losing Healthcare Should Rely on Nature for Cures

(The Ring of Fire Network)

First Lady: People should rely on nature for cures = Yes, poor adults to offer children pure sun. Really?!?

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Donald Trump and the Russia connections: From Jeff Sessions' contacts with ambassador to 'campaign's intercepted calls with Moscow spies'

(The Daily Telegraph)

Russia's moles in the USA - President ~ "I sure hate lies!" Trump and Sessions

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Wherever Trump goes, nuclear 'football' to follow

(CNN)

Wherever Trump goes, nuclear 'football' to follow = Overrule that! No more power at fellow's golf club!

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US foreign aid expected to be biggest casualty of Trump's first budget

(The Guardian)

The US threatens foreign aid = It's the "Go fundraise!" era, then

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Photos from pro-Donald Trump rallies show sparse crowds across the country

(Salon)

"Maybe the millions of people who voted to MAKE AMERICA GREAT AGAIN should have their own rally. It would be the biggest of them all!" = BOO! BOO! the haughty and lame evil toad, tweeting malodour's filthy ill crap at three a.m., to spewing more fake "believe me!" ill hogwash!

Maybe the millions of people who voted to MAKE AMERICA GREAT AGAIN should have their own rally. It would be the biggest of them all!

— Donald J. Trump (@realDonaldTrump) February 25, 2017

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Dozens of headstones toppled at Jewish cemetery in Missouri

(Yahoo!)

Dozens of headstones toppled at Jewish cemetery in Missouri = Note, men who did it are just crazy! See, despise, & stop foolish men!

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Donald Trump vs. the First Amendment

(The Nation)

Your sociopathic President flouts the First Amendment = Trump's despotic. Uh, that loon's effrontery incites media.

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PwC faces review after best picture mix-up at Oscars

(Financial Times)

"Moonlight" wins Best Picture at the Oscars = Oh, but PwC got to star in this real nice mess!

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