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Friday, March 17, 2017

'Narcissist' bird stares

(UPI)

'Narcissist' bird stares, ~ its bird raciness stars
Anagram: Russ Atkinson

Senate intelligence panel rejects Trump wiretap claim

(BBC)
Spy-crowave

Wiretap = Aw, tripe!
Anagram: Julian Lofts
Image: Jack Lawrence

Oklahoma lawmaker arrested on child prostitution charges

(Yahoo!)

Senator Ralph Shortey = So, arrest the horny pal!
Anagram: Aronas Pinchas

Thursday, March 16, 2017

Learning that we're all Trump's victims

(Daily Hampshire Gazette)
DC Protests Trump's Muslim Ban 2.0

Lust, Gluttony, Greed, Sloth, Wrath, Envy, Pride = Ugh! Grisly, nutty, lowest pervert, The Donald.
Anagram: Maurice Goddard
Image: Stephen Melkisethian

Ivana Trump to write a memoir of 'motherhood, resilience and strength' - raising three children with Donald Trump

(The Daily Telegraph)
Ivana Trump

Ivana Trump seeks to write a 'show and tell' memoir = How repellent! Woman is a retard. It makes us vomit!
Anagram: Julian Lofts
Image: Miss Shari

Wednesday, March 15, 2017

In challenge to Trump, 17 Republicans in Congress join fight against global warming

(Reuters)
Climate Change

In challenge to Trump, Seventeen Republicans in Congress join fight against global warming = Best process! Men arguing on failing climate change will turn the plan into saving green jobs.
Anagram: Dharam
Image: Mario Piperni

Tuesday, March 14, 2017

Who is Sophie Taylor? Meet the blonde Australian model spending time with Prince William on ski trip

(Yahoo!)

Sophie Taylor = Oh, I royal's pet!
Anagram: Aronas Pinchas

World's first fluorescent frog discovered in South America

(The Guardian)
The fluorescent frog

These little South American fluorescent frogs = Light reflects to lure some insects/other fauna
Anagram: Julian Lofts
Image: Peter Chang

Kellyanne Conway says microwaves may have spied on Trump. Twitter's response is hilarious.

(RT)
Kellyanne Conway

Kellyanne Conway says microwaves may have spied on Trump = Key woman claims voyeurism happens anyway. Sad. Not clever.
Anagram: Dharam
Image: Philip Cohen

Sunday, March 12, 2017

Onoway Residents Surprised By Hot Pink Tap Water

(Huffington Post)
4 drops

The water goes pink in Onoway = Oops, we want gin in there, okay!
Anagram: Julian Lofts
Image: Mathieu Jarry

Friday, March 10, 2017

Pope hints at possible ordination of married men

(BBC)
Canonization 2014-The Canonization of Saint John XXIII and Saint John Paul II

Sinister padres' drama in Rome = Ordain married men as priests
Anagram: Julian Lofts
Image: Aleteia Image Department

Tuesday, March 7, 2017

Study: Less Americans Trying to Lose Weight

(6ABC)
A Matched Set

Study: Less Americans Trying to Lose Weight = It says "Guilty dolts want more cheese rings"
Anagram: Madhu
Image: Tony Alter

Poachers Break Into French Zoo, Kill White Rhino And Steal His Horn

(National Public Radio)
White Rhino (Ceratotherium simum) coming to drink ...

A white rhinoceros horn is poached near Paris = Another horror! Chinese swipe an aphrodisiac
Anagram: Julian Lofts
Image: Bernard DuPont

The dangerous rage of Donald Trump

(Washington Post)

The dangerous rage of Donald Trump = Mad posture of rant-deranged ghoul!
Anagram: Maurice Goddard

Monday, March 6, 2017

Donald Trump was seething with rage, says friend who talked to him twice this weekend

(CNBC)
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Donald Trump was seething with rage, says friend who talked to him twice this weekend = What we witness: Deranged, tantrum-sick, swing-wild, hotheaded, shaky epitome of Hitler.
Anagram: Maurice Goddard
Image: Elvert Barnes

Sunday, March 5, 2017

Snap's IPO hits a homer

(Mercury News)

Snap's IPO hits a homer = App has rise, hits moon
Anagram: Russ Atkinson

Watch Sicily's Mount Etna spew fountains of lava

(Washington Post)

Watch Sicily's Mount Etna spew fountains of lava = Chaos! Wispy, fat Italian Volcano went nuts, fumes.
Anagram: Madhu

Donald Trump's tweets to deflect attention from 'Russiagate' are not working

(Sydney Morning Herald)
El Trumpo

"How low has President Obama gone to tap my phones during the very sacred election process. This is Nixon/Watergate. Bad (or sick) guy!" = What nonsense! Egomania-depraved dog Trump bristles with toxic cooked up conspiracy theories! Any goes! Birther one was ghastly!
Anagram: Maurice Goddard
Image: Duncan C

So-called wiretap

(MSN)
Trump

So-called wiretap = Pres lied. A low act.
Anagram: Russ Atkinson
Image: IoSonoUnaFotoCamera

Trump's baseless wiretap claim

(CNN)
Bad Hombre Trump

Alarmist Trump gets paranoid, ~ starts tapping rumor, a mad lie!
Anagram: Julian Lofts
Image: Matt Brown